Noba Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 And I ask again, Noba, am I not the Old One of the Peng Challenge Thread? Do you think I come here for my own ego, which is massive, or do you think I come here to hear from you lot that I AM AN OLD ONE OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD, EH?? You're like tinnitus, you know that? There should be a law against something like you, you know, goes against the laws of nature and not even gene therapy can cure it. I hear they have a job going at Cern, they want some one to them help catch the Higgs Boson. You should apply, since neither of you have a clue about reality. We know you are full of self importance but really, and I mean really, this ego leaking has got to stop. You'll end up like OFJ ! I'm warning you. Now go away, go very far away. Where there is no Internet access, preferably. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted October 19, 2010 Author Share Posted October 19, 2010 Condolences Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Thanks, Lars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Beard chicken contest at work engaged. Beard growing. Face disappearing. Hate for all of you remaining steady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Beard chicken contest at work engaged. You really are strange, aren't you? Face disappearing. Well, that much has to be good news. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Beard chicken contest at work engaged. Boy, you ladies down at the salon really know how to have a good time, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I can think of worst places for a chicken to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I can think of worst places for a chicken to be... ...And I'll bet you think about it often and a lot. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Bawk! Bawk! I'm helping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 You're like tinnitus, My least favorite Greek god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 My least favorite Greek god. You idiot ... he was a ROMAN god ... the God of Gongs if I'm not mistaken, the temple was seriously loud. The "us" at the end is a dead giveaway. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 The "us" at the end is a dead giveaway. Much like "Michael Emrys" at the end of "Mr. Michael Emrys" is a dead giveaway. Oh, there's still a pulse in him? Quick, put the pillow back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Much like "Michael Emrys" at the end of "Mr. Michael Emrys" is a dead giveaway. Oh, there's still a pulse in him? Quick, put the pillow back! Just for you, darling. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 You're like tinnitus, you know that? There should be a law against something like you, you know, goes against the laws of nature and not even gene therapy can cure it. I hear they have a job going at Cern, they want some one to them help catch the Higgs Boson. You should apply, since neither of you have a clue about reality. We know you are full of self importance but really, and I mean really, this ego leaking has got to stop. You'll end up like OFJ ! I'm warning you. Now go away, go very far away. Where there is no Internet access, preferably. Noba. Now, you know, Noba, that if I weren't here, you'd probably miss me. Not like you miss friends who've moved away, or like people you really like who've died, or like people you wish you'd come to know, but never did (which, in your case, is probably a great number of people), but like someone who's always been there, and if they weren't fecking maundering on about something, you'd miss it, and them. And the truth is, Noba, that when I do show up here, I put some effort into things, which you call 'ego'. Oh, I put some ego into it all, too, of course, which you lot should probably call 'effort'. We could go around and around about my massive ego, and everyone could chip in and deride, and belittle, and take a superior tone, but when you get right down to it, I am willing to make the effort to tell a story, to make everything a story. So, big fella Aussie me lad, you know that, although I may be a Horrible Little Man, you'd miss me if I didn't stumble on in here, when I can remember the link, and turn everything that happens into a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 For myself, I hope that when, or if, Emrys dies, he'll send me his login info, so that I can continue to post as him for weeks, just to get the reaction from you lot when you find out you've been giving him sh*te long after he was already dead and gone. Safe to say that if, or when, I die, I'll get someone to post as me for ages, just so that I can have them jump out later and shout 'HA! Seanachai's been dead for weeks, you gang of tossers! And I've forwarded all the horrible things you've been saying about him to his grieving family! AhHahahahaha!' So, when, or if, I die, it might take you bastards months to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 On the other hand, I might be driving up to Dalem's in the next couple of days to drive a fish knife through his skull. Some things simply can't be left to the last moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 So, when, or if, I die, it might take you bastards months to know. In fact, you might be dead already! Thank you, this thought made a great day even better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 So, big fella Aussie me lad, you know that, although I may be a Horrible Little Man, you'd miss me if I didn't stumble on in here, when I can remember the link, and turn everything that happens into a story. True, true. Sad but true. I guess it was just your fate that you happened to turn out to be so horribly disappointing to your friends (when you still had some) and family. But now, you are like a family pet that has died, but the family just can't let go, so they had stuffed and mounted by the door, always there to greet them just as it always was. How poignant. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 On the other hand, I might be driving up to Dalem's in the next couple of days to drive a fish knife through his skull. Some things simply can't be left to the last moment.Just a fish knife ... how can you be sure you'd find the actual grey matter within that massive bone casing he calls a skull? It can't occupy much space, given what we know of dalem and it'd be a shame if you missed it. May I suggest a complete decapitation instead? I know it might be difficult to get him to stand still for the procedure so how about this ... you show up ... with a bottle of expensive booze in hand! No, no, not to get him drunk, that'd never work ... but if it's expensive enough he'll be so stunned that you (a) actually have a bottle of expensive booze and {iiiv} are, apparently, willing to share it with him that you'll be halfway through his neck before he regains his wits ... such as they are ... and by then it'll be too late. And the beauty of it is that the bottle could be full of water, you wouldn't have to actually spring for the real thing ... since we all know you're too cheap to do that. As you can see, I've thought of everything. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I could survive without my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I could survive without my head. I'll grant you that you haven't been using it for years. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 For myself, I hope that when, or if, Emrys dies, he'll send me his login info, so that I can continue to post as him for weeks, just to get the reaction from you lot when you find out you've been giving him sh*te long after he was already dead and gone. Safe to say that if, or when, I die, I'll get someone to post as me for ages, just so that I can have them jump out later and shout 'HA! Seanachai's been dead for weeks, you gang of tossers! And I've forwarded all the horrible things you've been saying about him to his grieving family! AhHahahahaha!' So, when, or if, I die, it might take you bastards months to know. (Waves hand wildly around) Me! Pick ME!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Pick ME!!!!!!!!! Gladly, this would be my selection for the job, now stand still you little bugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Gladly, this would be my selection for the job, now stand still you little bugger! Bah. You effete little bureaucrat kisser, you couldn't hit the side of a hill with that thing. You're probably too weak to even pick it up. Go push some papers somewhere and hope to build up some strength. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Gladly, this would be my selection for the job, now stand still you little bugger! Thanks, but I don't think I'd want to be hit by something you use to clean your teeth. I mean, one scratch and I'd probably catch some kind of horrible wasting disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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