BFCElvis Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Wankers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Pillocks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan/california Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Dung Heaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Once again we see the effects of a so-called Seniour Knight of the CessPool neglecting his duties. Now look, we all know that Elvis is ... well ... Elvis and has a certain ... we'll call it style for lack of something better to call it. But without rules we are ruleless, without a rudder we are rudderless and without Elvis ... we'd all be better off but that's a different issue. Look at the result lads, no rules and within three posts we have an SSN dipping his toe in the sacred waters of the MBT without so much as a by-your-leave. This is what happens when the established procedures of the MBT are given short shrift. RULES ARE RULES AND NOTHING LESS THAN THAT! Joe p.s. Oh ... regarding said SSN ... whatsisname ... Dan/Alabama or something ... thank you for your interest in the Peng Challenge Thread ... our operators are standing by for your call, please press one to SOD OFF ... press two to SOD OFF ... press three to SOD OFF and press four to SOD OFF ... should you wish to speak to someone in person please SOD OFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan/california Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Your ancestors worked in Soviet HazMat facility. No, Really,we can just tell. It was mercury laced dung heap this bunch sprang from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Joe p.s. Oh ... regarding said SSN ... whatsisname ... Dan/Alabama or something ... thank you for your interest in the Peng Challenge Thread ... our operators are standing by for your call, please press one to SOD OFF ... press two to SOD OFF ... press three to SOD OFF and press four to SOD OFF ... should you wish to speak to someone in person please SOD OFF. I thought it was Danifornia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Look at the result lads, no rules and within three posts we have an SSN dipping his toe in the sacred waters of the MBT without so much as a by-your-leave. You will kindly note (if you are even capable of such a thing) that no SSN has profaned the sacred waters of the thread I began. That is because it is protected by the invisible mighty hosts of my Holy Army. I think that speaks volumes for my Exalted Beingness. Or something. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I never liked Thumbelina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I never liked Thumbelina Gorramit! How many times do we have to say it? No talking about your thingie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 ...I've found that if I close my eyes, pin back my ears and strain every muscle at once it is very possible to transform an image of Emrys into Lady Gaga forced into a plastic jumpsuit. Exalted Beingness? Exalted sodding Disturbingness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 We must fit you up with a saddle. So I can put a burr under it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Didn't you hear Dalem? No thingey references!!! even with Donkeys! Or should I say, especially with donkeys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Honk honk honk mah Honk honk honk mah I wanna hold him like they do in Texas Plays Fold em' let em' hit me raise it Emrys stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition play the cards with Sprouts to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my Donkey face (he’s got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my Donkey face (he’s got me like nobody) D-d-d-donkey face, d-d-donkey face (Honk honk honk mah) D-d-donkey his face, d-d-donkey his face (Honk honk honk mah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Ye Gods! Freud must be spinning in his grave faster than a super-collider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Just thinking about the CERN experiments for a minute...IF the experiments are successful and the requim data is achieved to approximate the birth of the universe...will there be a graphic of the birth of Emrys?...and if so, who will be the doctor that lifts his arse and slaps his face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Just thinking ... That was your first mistake. Btw props to Boo for covering his face with a DSlr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Hello ladies! Miss me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Sit down Bauhaus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Hello ladies! Miss me? Yes, and we're quite upset about it ... we TOLD Michael he needed a telescopic sight. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 We even gave him the money to buy one and all he came back with was a party-size bag of lollipops, some duct tape, rope and a copy of popular mechanics...go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 ... not that there is anything wrong with Village People but Emrys really must move on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Hello ladies! Miss me? Yes, and we're quite upset about it ... we TOLD Michael he needed a telescopic sight. Joe Aha! So the Justicar is a lady?!!! And Bauhaus, did an inner spring poke up through your seat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Exalted sodding Disturbingness. I sense a disturbance in the Farce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I hate all of you. Boo is writhing in the grip of my superior play, of course, but he's also trying to level a small hillock by way of 76mm HE from hundreds of yards away. Whilst I appreciate the intent, I have to wonder at the value. I mean except as humor, for me. OGSF is no-doubt on some sort of secret spy mission for the Madagascarians, or wherever he talks from, but he is also writhing. In the grip of my superior play. Minus one Dingo. That actually might make a good action-thriller title. Minus One Dingo. Coming soon to a theater near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrspawn Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 wtf is peng challenge - this is something that has confused me since i started posting here on the forums. It just seems like every post is gibberish in regard to this Peng fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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