Nidan1 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Thanks for all the caring and assistance. With the help of the wonderful folks at Battlefront, I am now able to play CMSF again. You lot however failed miserably as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I know you are, but what am I? I bet you're really proud that you thought that up, aren't you, standing there in your school ground knickers, beaming with little wise ass pride. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I bet you're really proud that you thought that up, aren't you, standing there in your school ground knickers, beaming with little wise ass pride. Michael I would have put more thought into it, but one of the cardinal rules of humor is "Know your audience" and so I figured anything with subtle verbal shadings or clever nuances would be completely wasted on a cloth-headed dullard such as yourself. But to make it up to you, I can always tell you about the rabbits again, Lenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ...I can always tell you about the rabbits... I'd much rather hear about the time you got eaten by alligators. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 How about The Further Adventures of Emrys And His Steam Powered Brain"? It's got dinosaurs. Beyond the title character, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I'd much rather hear about the time you got eaten by alligators. Michael Who's this Fergus then? Is he a frog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I don't think he's French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Who's this Fergus then? Is he a frog? Who will go drive with Fergus now, And pierce the deep wood's woven shade, And dance upon the level shore? Young man, lift up your russet brow, And lift your tender eyelids, maid, And brood on hopes and fear no more. And no more turn aside and brood Upon love's bitter mystery; For Fergus rules the brazen cars, And rules the shadows of the wood, And the white breast of the dim sea And all dishevelled wandering stars. Obviously Yeats's Fergus was a redneck, talking about hanging out in the woods and bragging about brazen cars, but don't get the wrong idea you freaks of humanity - brow dosen't mean pants. Must go I think there's a bucket that's overflowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Brazen cars... is that what they use in NASCAR? They seem pretty brazen is all I'm saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 It's got dinosaurs. You mean Pshaw? We already have him here. Unfortunately. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Poor Joe. He went to the Dinosaur exhibit at the local museum, but what with his advanced myopia, thought the sign said "DINAH SHORE Exhibit" and he ran around the place singing "See the USA in a Chevrolet" and blowing big kisses (MWAH!") to everybody he saw. He was finally tasered into unconsciousness. Sad, really. Except for the tasering part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomm Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Excuse me, is this the "Somebody used up all my bandwidth to download pr0n on my computer" support group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 No, why? Did you misplace their URL again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Excuse me, is this the "Somebody used up all my bandwidth to download pr0n on my computer" support group? Why yes it is...do you have a question that we can help you with? Joe Shaw is our representative for pr0n issues, otherwise you can contact our tech support group in Mumbai at this link. http://www.incredibleindia.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Excuse me, is this the "Somebody used up all my bandwidth to download pr0n on my computer" support group? You've gone and went through a whole harddrive's worth of pr0n already? Sheesh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Really? Then what does it make you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 He probably fell asleep during the second reel and woke up in an alley with his pockets emptied. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...... Are you still using the ED medicine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 He ...woke up in an alley with his pockets emptied You make that sound like an unusual event in his case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 You make that sound like an unusual event in his case. I think it forms a major part of the thrill of travel for him. The certainty that it will happen, but not knowing when or where. Usually though it's right after entering the first sleazy bar, so you'd think he would at least be able to make a guess. That is, if he were anywhere within a country mile of having a fully functioning brain. But...to each his own... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 He probably fell asleep during the second reel and woke up in an alley with his pockets emptied. Michael With his skirt up over his head and his knickers tangled around his ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 With his skirt up over his head and his knickers tangled around his ankles. He would have been face down then, you suppose? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Like it makes a difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 You guys do realize that when you look into the abyss, you are, in fact, looking into the abyss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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