Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I don't have gout, I live a pure existence and take care that my precious bodily fluids remain as Gawd intended. Joe Dessicated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 All Gout, All The Time. I see the conversation has gotten around to Seanachai. Nothin' more fun than feedin' him red wine and then smacking him on the toe with a stick the next day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 From the wiki Sounds charming. Oh, that's not my typo, btw. Seems dioxin really affects th spelling. Hey! I live a few blocks away from that river. It better not be that polluted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 It was very dirty. But having personally analyzed nitrate, phosphate, and fecal coliform levels as well as testing for particles, turbidity, pH and a slew of other things, I can tell you that the Fox River is far cleaner than it was 5 years ago, much as the Illinois is stupendously cleaner than it was 10-15 years ago. I'm not sure I would swim in either, nor would I eat fish pulled from the waters, but using these waterways recreationally is very far from dangerous. I let my dog go in the water. She seems to be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I let my dog go in the water. She seems to be okay. If by 'okay' you mean that the extra set of legs she's grown doesn't impede her quality of life, well then, yes, she's 'okay'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I let my dog go in the water. She seems to be okay. When you say "go in the water" do you mean that in the physical sense or the urological sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Originally Posted by Patchy I let my dog go in the water. She seems to be okay. When you say "go in the water" do you mean that in the physical sense or the urological sense. Or in the case of Nidan1, they both mean pretty much the exact same thing. This is why he never gets invited to pool parties. He's even banned from Kiddie's pools because he's such a bad example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Why, yes, I did buy the Uncle Sam's Misguided Children module, and yes again, mostly 'cus of the Eagle, Globe and Anchor on it. I'm about to head out the door for work, so I'll send a set up when I get home You can graduate the boy out of the Corps, but the man will always remain. Berli is a traditionalist. He's sentimental. He likes to think that underneath all that ****, there must be a pony. Silly bastard talks to me most every night. I enjoy his patois. His fine, guttural, Illinois nasal bitterness is unsurpassed. I just wish he'd get on a schedule. It's the 'not knowing' that makes his calls so abrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I'm trying to improve the average IQ of my new homeland. Anything you bring with you to boost the national IQ average will be more than offset by your own short comings. **detects possiblity of some future boozing at a local pub** err... moving to Melbourne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 When you say "go in the water" do you mean that in the physical sense or the urological sense. Hmmm, you may be onto the cause of the polution problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Peng exists, and suddenly, you are locked into a Life and Death struggle with Peng. Some laugh, some mock. You buy Peng several beers. In a very strange bar, in Minneapolis. Peng is glorious. You are now glorious. Everything is glorious. You wish Peng would come back again. He was good to talk to. Berli shows up, and suddenly, you know Berli. He despises you. He sleeps on your couch. He tells you that, when he decides to destroy the Universe, he really likes the fact that you can walk up to Hennepin Avenue and find a good Used Book Store. Various Miscreants show up, and drink with you. They are all good people. Joe Shaw arrives, attempting to frown and rain down judgement. He dumps your silverware drawer all over your kitchen floor, and stands there looking like a goddamn pillock. I am the Seanachai. I am the foolish old man of the Peng Challenge Thread. I am short, and stout, and in great need of a good diet. I know where all the bodies are buried. I know why the suppliant maidens were shocked, and why they weren't as suppliant as people said. I know why the gods hate the Australians. It's not for the reasons you'd think. I know why BFC continues to allow us to exist. I know why the least and the stupidest want to post here. I know a lot of things. I know more than you do. I know that I am an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread. You don't even know why you post here. But I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 You can graduate the boy out of the Corps, but the man will always remain. Berli is a traditionalist. He's sentimental. He likes to think that underneath all that ****, there must be a pony. Silly bastard talks to me most every night. I enjoy his patois. His fine, guttural, Illinois nasal bitterness is unsurpassed. I just wish he'd get on a schedule. It's the 'not knowing' that makes his calls so abrupt. Hope you enjoy that nasal bitterness when he puts the knife in and twists ... he was, is and always will be a Jarhead after all. ... I can see the movie in the making ... Sam Elliott portrays our comrade in arms as he takes on a platoon of Royal Aussie Jarheads ... even the ones without criminal records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I am the Seanachai. I am the foolish old man of the Peng Challenge Thread. I am short, and stout, and in great need of a good diet. Speaking of stout, what'd you do with my last Guinness, you inebriated F'Artagnan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Speaking of stout, what'd you do with my last Guinness, you inebriated F'Artagnan? When given a Guinness, I neither hesitate, nor waffle. I drink it, you silly sod. It's good to see you posting again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 We have Jarheads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I go away, I come back. I honour the true Ladies of the 'Pool. I mock the Justicar. I sit with Berli, and with Peng in the Wasteland. We pass the bottle, hand to hand, and we contemplate the People. In the Wasteland, we discuss many things. Idiots. Politics. Life. We indulge in that most useless of all conspiracies: Intelligence. We throw another stupid post on the fire, there in the Wasteland. The flames illuminate us. We judge you. I'm the nice one. The other two are unimpressed by my arguments. Occasionally we wonder about the future of the Thread. Peng would end it. Berli deigns not to give a good goddamn. And I? I'm a silly old man. How can something so foolish not be good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 You could stop prattling on about your druid fantasies and give us a small Emma and smaller Nora story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I know where all the bodies are buried. I know why the suppliant maidens were shocked, and why they weren't as suppliant as people said. I know why the gods hate the Australians. It's not for the reasons you'd think. I know why BFC continues to allow us to exist. I know why the least and the stupidest want to post here. I know a lot of things. I know more than you do. I know that I am an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread. You don't even know why you post here. But I do. This has a familiar ring to it. Where've I heard this before? Oh, yes, that's it... "I know just how to whisper and I know just how to cry; I know just where to find the answers; and I know just how to lie. I know just how to fake it and I know just how to scheme; I know just when to face the truth and then I know just when to dream. And I know just where to touch you and I know just what to prove I know when to pull you closer and I know when to let you loose. And I know the night is fading and I know that time's gonna fly; And I'm never gonna tell you ev'rything I've got to tell you But I know I've got to give it a try. And I know the roads to riches and I know the ways to fame; I know all the rules and then I know how to break them. And I always know the name of the game. But I don't know how to leave you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Joe Shaw arrives, attempting to frown and rain down judgement. He dumps your silverware drawer all over your kitchen floor, and stands there looking like a goddamn pillock. In other words, like he always does. I know more than you do. No you don't. You're just slimier. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 We have Jarheads? Yes, you do. I've seen the photos... your head is definitely jar shaped. Noba. ps. 6 more shermies as reos last turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 A little Bavarian beauty for you all...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Emrys!, keep both hands on the keyboard where we can see them thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 A little Bavarian beauty for you all...... Those "beauties" are anything but little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I am short, and stout... You're a little teapot? Seanachai's a little teapot, short and stout. Here is his handle, here is his sp... Oh, do put that thing away, won't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 A little Bavarian beauty for you all...... Oh man, that is a good looking beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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