MrPeng Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 I think it's terribly cool not to be trendy. Or do I think it's terribly trendy not to be cool? I forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re-reading my Bull**** Bingo bit there, and juxtaposing it against the Moose Muffin's babble in my sig, I think I am equally qualified to be Vice President. In fact I think I can babble incoherently even better than she can, without even trying! I mean, I may be an elitist bastard, but I'm also a Joe six-pack regular guy. Isn't that what we want for the most important job in the world? A regular Joe or Jane, just like you and me? Why on earth would anyone want a really smart person doing that job? Hell, vote for ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 MrsPeng you are NOT Joe six-pack. Joe six-pack got that name because, like a real man, he drinks. He drinks copious amount of fine, granted thin as piss, 'Merican 'banquet' beer. You, if you did drink, would mostly likely have a snifter of brandy, a white wine spritzer, or some other pansy-ass drink. I know Joe six-pack and, you sir, are no Joe six-pack. Next, you fooking monkey-humper, 2000-fecking-point-wanting, nong. I succeeded in organizing Task Force Lion*, Giraffe* and Gazelle* just last night. I plan to wrap up the set up and wing it along to soon, in good time, etc. BTW, I did like your little speech. Unlike your other posts it was entertaining and made sense. I know better than to expect that lightning to strike twice but a good one-timer. *animal names choosen from random African animals, not indicative of any particular region. Any resemblence to a real fighting force is a coincidence and will show as such as soon as this train wreck of a fork kicking adventure begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 I forget. Well, at least you're consistent. Or something. Possibly really twisted. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Why on earth would anyone want a really smart person doing that job? Hell, vote for ME! Hear! Hear! And Seanachai for Pope! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 ...phrase with buzzword... People who use buzzwords have nothing worthwhile to say. Hard to argue with that kind of ironclad logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Listen, junior, if trendiness were cool, lemmings would be the coolest creatures on the planet. Let me make this perfectly clear: TRENDY IS NOT COOL. Got that? Michael ..trendy people who are not cool. This means that cool is not an inherent quality of trendy. Capiche? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 So is this a pick-up line trendy? I'll... .. as long as you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 They would be in a family unit of Mandrils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Just for that, Peng, I will show you no mercy. Or less mercy than I usually show you. So plan on negative mercy numbers, you scrofulous swine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 ...scrofulous ... I believe that's been used here before. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I believe that's been used here before. Michael And you're an idiot. Oh, wait! That's been used here before, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 Well, at least you're consistent. Or something. Possibly really twisted. Peng? Twisted? Surely you jest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 You could be right, but then again who pays attention to anyone from Belgium. You all are still trying to figure out that Flemming, Walloon thingie. Flemming ... is that a rodent with a poofy hairdo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Hear! Hear! And Seanachai for Pope! Michael And Berli for Secretary of Welfare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Flemming ... is that a rodent with a poofy hairdo? Flemming is a very tinny word. Not woody at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I no longer want to be veep. Now I want to be Secretary of Small Furry Creatures Not at All Related to Rodents and with Fangs and Sharp Claws. It is a Cabinet Position, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Flemming is a very tinny word. Not woody at all. Quite tinny. Flanders is tinny too. Nether is woody, but Netherlands is tinny. Funny that, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 MrsPeng you are NOT Joe six-pack. Joe six-pack got that name because, like a real man, he drinks. He drinks copious amount of fine, granted thin as piss, 'Merican 'banquet' beer. You, if you did drink, would mostly likely have a snifter of brandy, a white wine spritzer, or some other pansy-ass drink. I know Joe six-pack and, you sir, are no Joe six-pack. Listen here, Whine-Oh! just because I don't drink anymore doesn't mean when I did drink that I drank any less. I drank a lot. I drank more merican pissbeer than the average bear. I was drinking merican pissbeer from the time I was 14 - Kruegers is what I started on, because the old man kept cases of it cold for himself and his buddies. He never noticed the odd six pack missing. Then when I got my first fake ID I moved on to Molson Golden ale, then I had a Bud Phase, then the infamous Schmidtties college phase. It was only after I started making some decent money that I started drinking better beer. I even brewed my own for a few years. Made some damn fine prize winning ales for the Philadephia Hops-Bops competition. I have NEVER had a goddam white wine spritzer, so you take that back. Take it BACK I SAY! Swine. Next you'll be accusing me of drinking fookin frozen daiquaris or or some other goddam sissy mixed drink. And another thing, there's nothing wrong with enjoying top shelf booze. There is something wrong with polluting top shelf booze with juice or coca cola or some other such swill. So, no, maybe I'm not Joe sixpack. He's a douchebag with crappy tastes anyway. Feck Joe Sixpack. Oh yeah, and for your insults, you will pay a heavy toll in our upcoming [taps foot, checks watch whistles a bit] game - IF IT EVER GETS STARTED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Can you imagine how Obama will react when the world leaders laugh in his face and don't bow to his every whim? He'll go into a melt down. Just what we need, a President with the Nuclear Football who is mentally unstable and feels that the world has 'dissed' him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Quite tinny. Flanders is tinny too. Nether is woody, but Netherlands is tinny. Funny that, innit? Peng is a bit tinny, don't you think? While Boo is quite woody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Peng is a bit tinny, don't you think? While Boo is quite woody. Having a woody doesn't make one's name woody. The sooner you understand that, the sooner you'll understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 The sooner you understand that, the sooner you'll understand it. You've never gotten the hang of writing palindromes, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 You've never gotten the hang of writing palindromes, have you? I think it was a tautology. And the Palin-drone is in my sig. And the palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob, not Ipswitch, not that it's a palindrome at all because it ain't the same backwards as forwards, and you are being a bit too froward you silly bunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Having a woody doesn't make one's name woody. The sooner you understand that, the sooner you'll understand it. Did someone slap that woody out of your mouth Peng? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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