Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2008 Author Share Posted July 13, 2008 I'd get it back easy. I'd just look for the Ohionian with a pair of shoes that matched then Whammo! Matched what? I swear, Stuka! Sometimes I look at you (throw up in my mouth a little bit) and just have to shake my head in bewilderment! How is it that someone like you, who is so completely unbalanced and totally lacking in either redeeming qualities or social skills allowed out in an unsuspecting world? Whom have you paid off, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 I could pay you off but I don't have anything smaller than a 50 on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Please let us know when you've confirmed that your plane will be going down in the middle of the ocean with no survivors ... now THAT I'd be interested in. Ah, Joe, you sentimental fool you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 ...remember I'll be arriving on the afternoon of the 21st... Yow! That barely leaves them enough time to break into the National Guard armory, steal a few Stingers, and get set up under the approach path of your flight. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 I'd get it back easy. I'd just look for the Ohionian with a pair of shoes that matched then Whammo!, wallet returned. (less $3.99 for the shoes) Two day old newspapers cost four dollars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Yow! That barely leaves them enough time to break into the National Guard armory, steal a few Stingers, and get set up under the approach path of your flight. MichaelHah! I'm no fool, you'll note that I didn't specify what TIME in the afternoon OR which airline. To be cerrtain they'll have to take down every flight from noon on and after the fourth or fifth one that goes down even the ManyAppleLess Police would get a bit suspicious ... and of course I just SAID it was going to be in the afternoon. No, the Quasi-Annual Audit, Inpsection and Review will take place. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 I'm no fool... That's a damn lie! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmar Bijlsma Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 I'm here to complain about the substandard wanking by Elvis. It can be done so much better. Observe: Clicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 I suggest that you form a new union called, say, The Sons of Onan. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 I could pay you off but I don't have anything smaller than a 50 on me. Sure you do. Your IQ immediately springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmar Bijlsma Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I suggest that you form a new union called, say, The Sons of Onan. Michael How the hell did Onan get sons? :confused: I blame the milkman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Everything changes. I remain the same. I think 'Everything' is much, much better off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I'll be damned...I last visited the Thread on December 31st in 1969... I don't remember that. If true, of course, it means that I was here before any of the rest of you fecking squatters. All you trailer trash, get out of my Website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 I'll be damned...I last visited the Thread on December 31st in 1969... I don't remember that. If true, of course, it means that I was here before any of the rest of you fecking squatters. All you trailer trash, get out of my Website. Untrue. I was here on that same date. I was watching you. I saw what you did. I hope you washed your hands later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Btw, I trust that plans are well underway by this time, remember I'll be arriving on the afternoon of the 21st ... but why am I telling you that, no doubt you've all got it circled in your calendars, with notes up everywhere to remind you and likely a cellphone calendar or two set to chime merrily away on the 19th to get you in the proper frame of mind to welcome your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. Yes, planning is well under way. As you can see, the street dance, parade, and fireworks will be over just before you arrive. http://www.spiritofthelakes.com/index.php?page=events So at least we here will have a good time anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Get on the bus, the magic bus.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Is that pine? Oh dear, that will never do. Shouldn't you at least use cedar on the closets to keep the moths from chewing through the wool blankets you have sewn into moo-moos to cover your hideously deformed carriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Get on the bus, the magic bus..And here we see the tragic consequences of the overuse of contractor's glue. It's especially a concern in this case as his arms are above his head and rescue workers will be forced to use respirators before they can get close enough to free his hands. On the plus side, though, he'll find it more difficult to post here. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Hey Joe...you stop posting here...or stop crying like a beotch! Hope you choke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Is that pine? Oh dear, that will never do. Shouldn't you at least use cedar on the closets to keep the moths from chewing through the wool blankets you have sewn into moo-moos to cover your hideously deformed carriage? Yes, it is knotty pine and I absolutely love it. I thought about buying a planer and using all cedar throughout the bus but I like the pine much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Hey Joe...you stop posting here...or stop crying like a beotch! Hope you choke. Don't pick on Joe, he's suffering from Truck envy... take pity on Joe, you must have an old F-150 lying around someplace you could loan him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Is that pine? Oh dear, that will never do. Shouldn't you at least use cedar on the closets to keep the moths from chewing through the wool blankets you have sewn into moo-moos to cover your hideously deformed carriage? Wait... he has a carriage too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Don't pick on Joe, he's suffering from Truck envy... take pity on Joe, you must have an old F-150 lying around someplace you could loan him.... LOL, to true! ..and a Bronco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Abbott just when I think you couldn't get more hillbilly.......you....well, you do what you do best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Nice new shiney forum.......... Hmmm the spacing seems to have a mind of it's own... I keep getting random gaps as I type. Let's see if this works........ TEST.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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