Joe Shaw Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Would be a good Thanksgiving if I had any frickin turns in my in-box. Sheesh, at least the Aussies have a valid excuse. Or, the usual excuse, I forget which. btw, saw a rather interesting PBS show on how OZ land was saved from moral depravity by a boatload of prostitutes in 1790. And here all this time I thought it was the first boatload of sheep that saved them. I saw the same thing Lars. Does it surprise ANY of us that the continent was "settled" by convicts on the one hand and hookers on the other? The poor aborigines ... you can almost hear them still ... "Right Maude ... there goes the neighborhood. Time for us to go into the bush, kangaroos and fierce snakes can't be any worse than this lot." Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 And the Holidays continue to roll along. It is now my great good pleasure to wish a Happy Birthday to that incomparable Horseman of the Apocalypso and Combat Mission Grog: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL EMRYS! Or Famine, as he's affectionately called. Michael, I know how tough it is to have a Birthday right near Thanksgiving Day, what with you being Famine, and all, but try and enjoy yourself anyways. Perhaps head down to the local homeless shelter and set the turkey on fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: And the Holidays continue to roll along. It is now my great good pleasure to wish a Happy Birthday to that incomparable Horseman of the Apocalypso and Combat Mission Grog: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL EMRYS! Or Famine, as he's affectionately called. Michael, I know how tough it is to have a Birthday right near Thanksgiving Day, what with you being Famine, and all, but try and enjoy yourself anyways. Perhaps head down to the local homeless shelter and set the turkey on fire... Oh surely not FAMINE, Seanachai. I personally wouldn't rate him higher than, say, borborygmi, which has the advantage of fitting into the holiday as well. Regardless, Happy Birthday Michael. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2005 Author Share Posted November 25, 2005 Emrys is having another birthday? How do we know? Have archeologists finally unearthed his clay birth certificate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL EMRYS!He's finally older than Methuselah now? Well happy birthday regardless, Mike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: And the Holidays continue to roll along. It is now my great good pleasure to wish a Happy Birthday to that incomparable Horseman of the Apocalypso and Combat Mission Grog: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL EMRYS! Or Famine, as he's affectionately called. Michael, I know how tough it is to have a Birthday right near Thanksgiving Day, what with you being Famine, and all, but try and enjoy yourself anyways.Quite the contrary, after yesterdays gorging, I should think a nice long fast would be welcomed by one and all. Happy Fast Day, one and all! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Emrys is having another birthday? How do we know? Have archeologists finally unearthed his clay birth certificate? Shouldn't you be polishing a rock or some other undertaking not too demanding for one of your accomplishments? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Well happy birthday regardless, Mike! Thanks, mate. Here, let me pass you a cold one. Must be warm down there. Do you find it comfy under the table? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harv Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Oh look...I drop in for the first time in months, and what do I see but Shaw, Seanachai, Boo, Mace and that ancient Emrys all on one page. I gotta go vomit now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Harv: I gotta go vomit now. Glad to see you getting with the program. A little anorexia never hurt anyone either. Best of all is total abstention from eating for prolonged periods. Very prolonged periods. Like the rest of your life. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlitzzlipzz@hotmail.com Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 I have been informed that Seanachai is some wordsmith of great import! How was I to know? I had no idea he was the one that writes those nifty sentiments in the birthday cards in the supermarket. The clock is ticking, and a might loudly for you Mr. Seanachai. PLease honor me with a death match before its just too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harv Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Fitting for Famine to mention not eating, no? Btw, it's bulimia, not anorexia, that a horseman such as yourself should be focusing on. But more importantly, given your advanced age (but regressive wisdom), even without eating the rest of my life will still probably last longer than yours. Happy Birthday you old fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Harv: Fitting for Famine to mention not eating, no? Btw, it's bulimia, not anorexia, that a horseman such as yourself should be focusing on. But more importantly, given your advanced age (but regressive wisdom), even without eating the rest of my life will still probably last longer than yours. Happy Birthday you old fart. Are you still in Saskatchewan ... why? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harv Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Are you still in Saskatchewan ... why? Joe Hmmm, speaking of advanced age (but regressive wisdom)...hello Joe. Actually, looking (like one looks at a poor bit of roadkill in the ditch) at the list of idjits posting on this page I see the octogenarians are well represented. *waves at Boo and Seanachai* Anyhoo, yep, still in Scratchnwin. Haven't amassed a large enough dog team to to get the sled full o possessions across the border yet, so I guess we'll stay for another year. Could be worse though I suppose...we could be stuck in Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Harv: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Are you still in Saskatchewan ... why? Joe Hmmm, speaking of advanced age (but regressive wisdom)...hello Joe. Actually, looking (like one looks at a poor bit of roadkill in the ditch) at the list of idjits posting on this page I see the octogenarians are well represented. *waves at Boo and Seanachai* Anyhoo, yep, still in Scratchnwin. Haven't amassed a large enough dog team to to get the sled full o possessions across the border yet, so I guess we'll stay for another year. Could be worse though I suppose...we could be stuck in Utah. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: In addition a large number of my inlaws are from Saskatchewan.You have in-laws? You mean some poor wretch of a woman actually consented to...I can't go on, it's too awful. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlitzzlipzz@hotmail.com Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 So whats the big deal? If understand the process correctly, Seanachai exchanges setups and then never finishes a game. Why can't he extend the courtesy to me? Its not an uncommon game anomaly. Most players are churlish, personality-disorder-riddled semi-personalities. Why does Seanachai have to act like such an impish debutante? He knows he craves humiliation, hopeless situations, depression and any excuse (including a broken shoelace) to drink himself into a silly caricature of whatever he once fancied himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: In addition a large number of my inlaws are from Saskatchewan.You have in-laws? You mean some poor wretch of a woman actually consented to...I can't go on, it's too awful. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Dear Michael, Happy Frickin Birthday. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Dear ****npizz@hotstuffit.com, Send set file if you want a fookin game. I am feelin charitable tonight. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 P.S. And don't even try to number the damned thing either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Hell, USA = OFFICIAL Justicariate Ignore. I urge ALL right thinking Cesspudlians to follow that recommendation. Joe p.s. EDIT Needless to say, SOME Cesspudlians are simply not capable of following reasonable precautions. Of course it IS Elvis and this may represent an opportunity to have an opponent he doesn't have to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlitzzlipzz@hotmail.com Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear ****npizz@hotstuffit.com, Send set file if you want a fookin game. I am feelin charitable tonight. Love, Elvis Filth! You will die just like that fill-in Priest in the Exorcist. He flaked. Eh, many do. He was out of his league and so are you. I only play to to humiliate the human race. In Hell, we have structered leagues. Its hard. Cheating is impossible. And the girls have diseases. Good enough. That word-spurter Seanachai has self-absorbed magically enveloping anti-evil powers. All demons, at the conventions, shake their heads and mutter similiarly. Its just some dumb lugky chit and thats it. Fugk them and all thieir fuggkin ilkksz. Ok. where's me beer(s)? ...none. Must bust into the wifv'z secret cooking supp-pu-lie. You are one dead damned fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlitzzlipzz@hotmail.com Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 OOOFfaaaH! Evil Juices have rejuvinated me!!! The damnded is.. j.costello@verizon.net ? Good as dead. Maybe better than that with luck. fugk, who knows? Maybe a churlish half-man? In any regards a simple quitter, a self-justified loser, a flailing snot-gobbler, surely, A.. A... A ..victem. A simple victem. A person that could likely come back for more; but surely, a loser, and ultimately; a quitter. OK. Lets play. I like CMBB and CMAK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Plane ticket paid for by US Govt from US to Kuwait: $2,500 Set of PVS 14 Night Vision Goggles: $3,000 Uparmored M-1114 HMMWV: $50,000 Seeing an Insurgent IED emplacement team blow themselves up at the side of the road: Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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