Seanachai Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Rules, rules, always some sort of rules. Jack-in, tune-in, turn-on. There are Monsters in the Machine. I am one. Berli is another. Peng abides. The Justicar will tell you he knows every shameful thing you've ever done since you were still cruising for porn on the web by typing 'mermaid' into various Search Engines. He's not lying to you. You post here by Our Will. Embrace the delusion of Freedom of Speech, Free Will, A Free Hot Lunch. Feel free to scorn, mock and belittle us. It's the sine qua non of this Thread. But the fact that you do so buys you nothing. Only ability buys you anything. So scorn, mock and belittle as though you're not a fecking halfwit. We appreciate literary references, the proper mot juste, and the inclusion of the jolly sing-song. Just like every woman you've ever approached, no one here gives a rat's arse about the tentative descent of your manhood, it's putative size, or the fact that on a good day grass stems waving in the wind would be more impressive. You shall post in your fecking profile a relative place of existence. Points for how precise you narrow it down. We like to hate with precision. You will post an email address. Joe will tell you this is because it's necessary for someone to Challenge you. That's crap. If you haven't got enough hair to risk putting them out there for a good kicking, we don't give a ****e about you. We're the longest running group of nutjobs on the entire Forum, bar none. Our email addresses are all hung out there like sodding Christmas ornaments. If you won't post yours, get fecking stuffed. I won't talk to some anonymous bugger, and I won't permit anyone else here to do so. If you're a woman, then you are automatically a Lady of the 'Pool. Contact me or the Justicar about a desire to post and concern over the posting of an email address. All men are pigs. But as a Lady of the 'Pool, you have perks, privileges and a reasonable expectation of protection from the fact that men are pigs. Now, get your sorry, useless, pale and benighted arses out there, and make me actually pay attention. You ****es. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Now THAT by the GAWDS, is a set of RULES! I like this thread ... in this one shall I stay. Joe p.s. Pity too, cause I just finished a multi-reference vampire post on the pretender thread by Hiram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 It's a bloody pity, too, because it makes me damn glad to see Hiram back. Normally I would never take the start of the Thread away from him, as he is an Entity of the Highest Standing. But I didn't see his startup, and I was moved by circumstances to stand up and sing. sweeps hat at knees, while sweeping cloak back with shifting his rapier Welcome back, Hiram. Forgive me, my Squire, for pre-empting your Thread start-up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I suppose I should feel some sorrow for Hiram for you see, I might not have mentioned it before, but I too have felt the pain of having a thread closed by Seanachai ... a terrible thing, a terrible thing... or at least it was in my case, Hiram Sedai here certainly deserves having his pathetic, half arsed limp pancake of a thread closed... the damned thing even attracted a soddin' SSN for crying out loud!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I suppose I should feel some sorrow for Hiram for you see, I might not have mentioned it before, but I too have felt the pain of having a thread closed by Seanachai ... a terrible thing, a terrible thing... or at least it was in my case A terrible thing? You were lucky you escaped with your life, you Limey bastard. Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Hiram Sedai here certainly deserves having his pathetic, half arsed limp pancake of a thread closed... the damned thing even attracted a soddin' SSN for crying out loud!!! Hush. Our man Hiram is beyond your mockery. He's never been good at the Rules, but he's been the very definition of the Unique Approach. Fecking Hiram Sedai opened the door for the whole lot of you who couldn't string one singing insult atop another, but could attempt to distinguish yourself, like a goddamn puppy pissing the rug in a particularly interesting and endearing way. There's a whole fecking raft of you sods that owe your participation here to the ground-breaking idiocy of Hiram Sedai. Send him some beer, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 The Gods bless the Holidays, and all the posters on this Thread, and all those who have loved and suffered sadness, and all those who have loved and known joy. The Goddess send every good thing to all Her children, and shield them from affliction in this New Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hush. Our man Hiram is beyond your mockery. He's never been good at the Rules, but he's been the very definition of the Unique Approach. Fecking Hiram Sedai opened the door for the whole lot of you who couldn't string one singing insult atop another, but could attempt to distinguish yourself, like a goddamn puppy pissing the rug in a particularly interesting and endearing way. There's a whole fecking raft of you sods that owe your participation here to the ground-breaking idiocy of Hiram Sedai. Send him some beer, or something. For flips sake Seanachai he can't have been away that long, lets see it's... *Sir 37mm begins counting with his fingers & for obvious reasons stops at 10* ... err... okay it's been a while sure but I still remember the rotten buggar... he makes Star Wars toys like Dalem IIRC... I also remember that Moraine Sedai still owes me a turn and has done for at least the past 700 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: ... But as a Lady of the 'Pool, you have perks, ... Indeed, I do. Indeeeed, I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: For flips sake Seanachai he can't have been away that long, lets see it's... For 'flips sake'? What the freaking hell is that? I am the Nice Olde One. Do you gang of pederast's cast-offs understand what the hell that means? I am the nice one. This does not mean that I am 'nice'. It means that I am the closest that you stupid sods are going to get to 'nice'. It also means that I am the One, True Bugger that understands what a puddle most of you have been washed into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: ... But as a Lady of the 'Pool, you have perks, ... Indeed, I do. Indeeeed, I do. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Last wun tae post ain Hirams's thraid as a rotten egg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by OGSF: Last wun tae post ain Hirams's thraid as a rotten egg! I left a message for you there you Faux Scot. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Last wun tae post ain Hirams's thraid as a rotten egg! I left a message for you there you Faux Scot. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Last wun tae post ain Hirams's thraid as a rotten egg! I left a message for you there you Faux Scot. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Last wun tae post ain Hirams's thraid as a rotten egg! I left a message for you there you Faux Scot. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Oh dear, did I post in the wrong thread? Hiram's thread! Hiram's thread! Gnome thread! Gnome thread! Oh woe, oh woe, which is the one true thread? Such a malady on the forum, such a to-do... If only I gave a feck it might be of some concern to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 Now it's said, and said truly, of the Peng Challenge Thread, that if one day goes by there without a post, then the World will surely come to an end. So, judging by the way things are going, it's just as well I've posted here tonight. I could tell you a story, if I chose. And if you chose, I could tell you a story. But there's none here, I think, that cares about stories anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Now it's said, and said truly, of the Peng Challenge Thread, that if one day goes by there without a post, then the World will surely come to an end. So, judging by the way things are going, it's just as well I've posted here tonight. I could tell you a story, if I chose. And if you chose, I could tell you a story. But there's none here, I think, that cares about stories anymore... Just remember; pain don't hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Je dis encore..... Does anyone else hate this new Battlefront Banner? It cuts off about 20% of the viewing space of the forum as well as creates a distraction when reading. Is it just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: Je dis encore..... Does anyone else hate this new Battlefront Banner? It cuts off about 20% of the viewing space of the forum as well as creates a distraction when reading. Is it just me? scroll up, right click on the Combat Mission Shock Force Link and open in new tab, no more banner. Myopia still runs rampant in this thread. Good to be home again! PS Thanks for the warm welcome back, gentlemen. I know of no greater insult to you really really nice guys than to compliment you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: Je dis encore..... Does anyone else hate this new Battlefront Banner? It cuts off about 20% of the viewing space of the forum as well as creates a distraction when reading. Is it just me? Not at all. It's gonna pay for Abbott's hangi..er, trial. Sorry, got a little ahead of myself again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Je dis encore..... Does anyone else hate this new Battlefront Banner? It cuts off about 20% of the viewing space of the forum as well as creates a distraction when reading. Is it just me? scroll up, right click on the Combat Mission Shock Force Link and open in new tab, no more banner. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Jesus fecking Christ on a Crutch. I can't believe I'm spending my declining years punching idjits in the chest on the Web and going 'YO, ****ING SCOTS GIT! CALL THE JUSTICAR!"I know. Nobody really thought you'd manage this much. I can't believe I never got addicted to Heroin. Or Meth. Don't be so hard on yourself, it's only Tuesday. Man, I hate most of you bastards more than you can comprehend... OK... but by that do you mean you hate us more than say... OGSF can comprehend, or more than Joe Shaw can comprehend?* We have levels of comprehension in this Thread that are quite diverse, you know. Is your hatred distributed on a Bell curve or is it more all encompassing with a constant saturation point? I really wish you'd be a bit more specific when you go on bragging about your hatred, because without a definite sense of measurement, you're sort of like Graham Chapman in "The Life of Brian" when he's trying to get into the People's Front of Judea ( Or was it the Judean People's Front...) and he's asked how much he hates the Romans and he replies, "A LOT!!!" And Cleese and company seem really impressed. But how much is a lot, really? Eh? Eh??? *I'll leave it to you two to figure out which one of you's being insulted. It's more fun that way. Well... for me it is and I'm really the only one that counts. I'd say something about solipsism, but Seanachai hates it when I do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Je dis encore..... Does anyone else hate this new Battlefront Banner? It cuts off about 20% of the viewing space of the forum as well as creates a distraction when reading. Is it just me? scroll up, right click on the Combat Mission Shock Force Link and open in new tab, no more banner. Myopia still runs rampant in this thread. Good to be home again! PS Thanks for the warm welcome back, gentlemen. I know of no greater insult to you really really nice guys than to compliment you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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