BFCElvis Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Dear Troops in Forgeign Lands, Happy Fookin Birthday NV. I can't believe you let Peng hose you. I made that mistake once and am still walking bowlegged. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: Happy Birthday, Cavscout. There's nothing like saying that to someone more than twice your own age. Jesus, Lad, how old are you...twelve? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 6, 2006 Author Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I’m desperate You know, really... we're not that interested. Don't you have any radio dating programs you can turn to? "Hi, my name is Sir Sir 37mm. I live in my parent's basement and take the bus to my janitorial job, but I could be the man of your dreams..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: btw, Good news Macy, ol boy. </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />SYDNEY, Australia — Tax officials in Australia today issued a list of "tools of the trade" sex workers can deduct on their taxes. Among other things, the list issued on the Internet includes adult toys, lingerie, condoms, gels and oils. But prostitutes, strippers and lap dancers can't claim fitness classes that keep them in shape. They can, however, claim the cost of dance lessons.You're finally going to learn to dance! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: btw, Good news Macy, ol boy. </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />SYDNEY, Australia — Tax officials in Australia today issued a list of "tools of the trade" sex workers can deduct on their taxes. Among other things, the list issued on the Internet includes adult toys, lingerie, condoms, gels and oils. But prostitutes, strippers and lap dancers can't claim fitness classes that keep them in shape. They can, however, claim the cost of dance lessons.You're finally going to learn to dance! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... I have been recalcified in my duties ... rectified? ...Joe, how many times do you have to be told? We really don't need to know about your loss of bone density or your irregularity problem. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: It is Cinco De Mayo...Right. You asked for it. I hope this hurts. A lot: Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carring 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery to Vera Cruz, Mex. which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican People were crazy about the stuff. They were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate ("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.I hope you are rolling on the floor in agony, clutching your guts and spewing from every orifice. That's over and above what you normally do, I mean. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Yes, by all means, hose it. Hey before you hose it send the Hot Girls folder to everyone!!! Oh and Happy Birthday to NGCavscout and Nidan1, after hitting 30 I never bother mentioning my birthdays I just get drunk instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: ...after hitting 30 I never bother mentioning my birthdays I just get drunk instead. You're never going to get us to believe you had the self-restraint to wait thirty years to get drunk. Never, never, never. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 And for all you folks who may have been thinking of taking your vacation in Mimmemmpls...Minnnnnny...Mipples...the Twin Cities...this year, a brief report from a friend who is presently visiting there. And here is a little first report from Minneapolis - St. Paul. The inhabitants refer to the town first mentioned as "mpls." I wouldn't even be able to pronounce it. The terrain is distinctive, but distinctively different from my expectations. It's mostly a few low cabins made of seawood, stretched along a desolate shore with the (melting) glaciers over the horizon. The water level is rather high and the pliosaurs are floating by gracefully in the salt sea. No one here seems to have heard of "The Prarie Home Companion", either. Do you suppose my e-ticket took me elsewhere than I had intended? Could it be? Actually, the flight was unexceptional, though the captain seemed very concerned by "areas of turbulance" and also repeatedly referred to the weather in the "twin cities" as a "springlike 35 degrees." Perhaps he should have paid more attention to his navigational gear. There were lots of stairways at Memphis. I had 20 minutes to make my switch. I did so. My check-through luggage did not. Needless to say. When I found my carousel (which sounds like a great name for a musical) at the MSP airport, there was no little red suitcase. The explanation was forthright: it was still in Memphis. "What's wrong with your suitcase?" asked the luggage lady. "That's my line!" I replied. It was delivered around midnight. Leaving the airport I was able to witness the traditional beauty of St. Paul -- a conglomeration of reinforced concrete walls. And next, approaching beautiful traditional Minneapolis, I was able to witness a large tumble of reinforced concrete sixty story monoliths. It was ever thus. And there are condos rising from the ground like turnips.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... I have been recalcified in my duties ... rectified? ...Joe, how many times do you have to be told? We really don't need to know about your loss of bone density or your irregularity problem. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I, on the other hand, am not only a Knight of the CessPool but a Seniour Knight of the CessPool and, in fact, the Seniour Seniour Knight of the CessPool AND the Knight Champion of the M.B.T., the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and the Founder of the Shavian House ... You left out the part about being a bag of hot air, Joe. But that's okay, we really don't need reminding of that either. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I, on the other hand, am not only a Knight of the CessPool but a Seniour Knight of the CessPool and, in fact, the Seniour Seniour Knight of the CessPool AND the Knight Champion of the M.B.T., the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and the Founder of the Shavian House ... You left out the part about being a bag of hot air, Joe. But that's okay, we really don't need reminding of that either. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Michael there are LOTS of people on the list to be interviewed for the podcast ...Joe, you don't understand. I don't CARE about your podcasts. If you call, I won't answer. I not only have your number blocked, it automatically routes your call to the FBI. They KNOW about you, Joe. It's just a matter of time, Joe. You do remember what happened at Branch Davidian, don't you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Michael there are LOTS of people on the list to be interviewed for the podcast ...Joe, you don't understand. I don't CARE about your podcasts. If you call, I won't answer. I not only have your number blocked, it automatically routes your call to the FBI. They KNOW about you, Joe. It's just a matter of time, Joe. You do remember what happened at Branch Davidian, don't you? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Sigh. I must warn you -- I'm only here because the air conditioning in the office is stuck in overdrive, and I need a source of warmth. I figure Joe Shaw's hot air will serve nicely. To pass the time, let's have a contest. Caption this photo: Winner gets to pretend he's dalem for a day. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Sigh. I must warn you -- I'm only here because the air conditioning in the office is stuck in overdrive, and I need a source of warmth. I figure Joe Shaw's hot air will serve nicely. To pass the time, let's have a contest. Caption this photo: Winner gets to pretend he's dalem for a day. Steve Loser, you meant the loser gets to pretend to be dalem. Speaking of LOSERS ... how ya been? Joe p.s. Oh yeah ... "Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun, Take Double the Viagra Dosage My Son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: A challenge or a quick surrender. Your pick. Well young lady I think you’ll find that they amount to pretty much the same thing… challenge me & IF you show enough spunk I’ll grant you the honour of FORCING you to surrender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: A challenge or a quick surrender. Your pick. IF you show enough spunk I’ll grant you the honour of FORCING you to surrender </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: A challenge or a quick surrender. Your pick. IF you show enough spunk I’ll grant you the honour of FORCING you to surrender </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Spelling grog. Has anyone ever seen you and Dorosh together? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 6, 2006 Author Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Spelling grog. Has anyone ever seen you and Dorosh together? Steve I have. Even though there was black tape over both their eyes, I just knew it was them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: As well as the requirement that lawyers know how to spell even simple words, yes. Did lawyers ever have that requirement? I just assumed a healthy appetite for human souls was requirement enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I cannot find any of Boo’s infantry; there are probably three main reasons for this… (You’re) He’s intimidated by me (Fired) He’s probably not had his bath for awhile… that tends to make him ‘flighty’ (And good riddance) He doesn’t send enough turns … oh and perhaps all the trees have something to do with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 7, 2006 Author Share Posted May 7, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I cannot find any of Boo’s infantry; there are probably three main reasons for this… (You’re) He’s intimidated by me (Fired) He’s probably not had his bath for awhile… that tends to make him ‘flighty’ (And good riddance) He doesn’t send enough turns … oh and perhaps all the trees have something to do with it Infantry???? After all this time and you STILL don't know me! I ALWAYS do the unexpected! I KNEW you were expecting infantry, so I went with an All Armor pick! Now, if I can just figure out how to man-hoover a whole buncha tanks through the two, very small, circuitous paths that come out roughly (but not quite) near the flags... I'LL SHOW YOU SOME KINDA FIGHT, ME LADD-O!!!!!!111!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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