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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

... address is in the profile.

Joe, if I mail you a noose, do you promise to hang yourself with it as soon as you get it? I know you would prefer to tie it yourself but knots are too complicated a skill for you to have mastered yet.

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

ENOUGH BANTER!

It's not very good banter, in any case.

I desire to hear the creaking, '900 Year Old Man' voice of Emrys. So, Michael, quit pissing about, and arrange it with Shaw.

I know exactly what you'll sound like. Your voice will be rich with humour and the wisdom garnered over the years of living you've done. It will be a bit reedy with age, but will still dip into echoey bass pools of experience when the stories of your youth become a bit ribald and ironical. Your accent will be a delightful mix of both the North and South ends of the West Coast.

There'll be a certain rough edge to your eloquence when you discuss the trials and travails of your long life, like a modern day Woody Guthrie talking about the redneck sheriffs and railroad bulls. But it will go as smooth as velvet when you tell us one of those stories about when you met a fine lady, and shared a moment of deep and telling intimacy with her on your passage down this river we call 'Life'.

In other words...

... you'll sound like Ethel Merman on helium.
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

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WHAT THE HELL???? </font>
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Not any more, Sunshine.

I finally got an opportunity to listen to Joe's latest podcast and I want to say that my most favoritest parts were where Rune was mocked.

I liked them the best.

Ahhhh, but you are so wrong there. The best part of Joe's podcast was when Joe was silent. Unfortunately, there wasn't enough "best" stuff for my liking.
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Originally posted by bauhaus:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Not any more, Sunshine.

I finally got an opportunity to listen to Joe's latest podcast and I want to say that my most favoritest parts were where Rune was mocked.

I liked them the best.

Ahhhh, but you are so wrong there. The best part of Joe's podcast was when Joe was silent. Unfortunately, there wasn't enough "best" stuff for my liking. </font>
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

And I believe his name is spelled Jon English.

He looks like a washed up alcoholic old has-been trying to squeeze a few more bucks out of a hapless audience by permitting himself to be publically humiliated.

And the blond looks like a twit who is hoping that this will be the big break that leads to stardom.

The whole display is purely disgusting. It's a wonder someone in the audience didn't do the world a favor by gunning them both down. How did they miss having Pshaw as the MC? That would have rounded out the production perfectly.

Michael

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

And I believe his name is spelled Jon English.

He looks like a washed up alcoholic old has-been trying to squeeze a few more bucks out of a hapless audience by permitting himself to be publically humiliated.

And the blond looks like a twit who is hoping that this will be the big break that leads to stardom.

The whole display is purely disgusting. It's a wonder someone in the audience didn't do the world a favor by gunning them both down. How did they miss having Pshaw as the MC? That would have rounded out the production perfectly.

Michael </font>

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At first I was afraid

I was petrified

I kept thinking I could never live without you

By my side

But then I spent so many nights

Just thinking how you've done me wrong

I grew strong

I learned how to get along

And so you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you

Here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed my ****ing lock

I would have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second

You'd be back to bother me

Oh now go,

Walk out the door

Just turn around

Now, you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one

Who tried to break me with desire?

Did you think I'd crumble?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh not I,

I will survive

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

He looks like a washed up alcoholic old has-been trying to squeeze a few more bucks out of a hapless audience by permitting himself to be publically humiliated.

So? It's working for you so far.
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Originally posted by SturmSebber:

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

I kept thinking I could never live without you

By my side

But then I spent so many nights

Just thinking how you've done me wrong

I grew strong

I learned how to get along

And so you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you

Here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed my ****ing lock

I would have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second

You'd be back to bother me

Oh now go,

Walk out the door

Just turn around

Now, you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one

Who tried to break me with desire?

Did you think I'd crumble?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh not I,

I will survive

Sturmy, quit dance in high heels on the bar top and put that damn boa away!
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Originally posted by SturmSebber:

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

I kept thinking I could never live without you

By my side

But then I spent so many nights

Just thinking how you've done me wrong

I grew strong

I learned how to get along

And so you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you

Here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed my ****ing lock

I would have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second

You'd be back to bother me

Oh now go,

Walk out the door

Just turn around

Now, you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one

Who tried to break me with desire?

Did you think I'd crumble?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh not I,

I will survive

What a frikkin' POOF ! :mad:

You make all the Real Men shudder with horror ! :mad:

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