ParaBellum Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I want medics modeled for the Marines and Devourers for the Zerg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akd Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 definitely trolling, but I do think a spell that resurrects dead soldiers and gives you a limited ability to command them as shambling zombie horde would be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I just want an unlimited supply of nukes and delivery systems. "We had to destroy the country in order to save it." Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philippe Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I want press agents who can put enough spin on body counts to alter victory results. Or make half your troops simply dissapear by denying that they're there. [Wasn't there a strategy game once where you only got points if the event was recorded on camera ?] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucero1148 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 HOw about simulating a roving press corp on the battlefield? I'm sure the army would love blowing them up in a simulator! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Shoot, if they included Geraldo, they'd be beating customers away with sticks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: I think this is just Sergei being sore about CM:SF's setting being not exactly what he'd want.Well, I did want to see The Oiled Amazon Goddeses from Venus with Big Guns, but this thread was just meant to show you all what a humouristic, lovely & simply adorable genius I must be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomm Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: The Oiled Amazon Goddesses from VenusSUPER! Now we can stop to talk stupid lobsters!! Thanks! PS: Extra 's' added intentionally! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: The Oiled Amazon Goddeses from VenusThey suck. The Leather Goddesses of Phobos on the contrary are cool. And by that I mean totally sweet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I think TV-crews should be modelled. And peace activists. None of the groups totally "civilian", so they shouldn't fall to BFC's blanket refusal to include non-combat units into the game. Including "well-known" Finnish figures like Gary the Pine would be a great surprise. Or some others too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 Having the bodies of a few Finnish lawyers decorate the battlefield would vastly improve the quality of the game, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M1A1TC Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Simulate the massive constipation that soldiers get after eating lots of MRE's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavka_lite Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Space lobsters should be included so they can kidnap the Southern Belles who would be clad in burkas. Or better yet put the space lobsters in burkas and have the Southern Belles kidnap them and have them constipated. Why not have the space lobsters constipated too, just like the original idea of this thread is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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