dalem Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Dale, you must be suffering some debilitation of one sort or another. Must suck to be you. So send me a setup already. AK. Been a long time since I've been beaten by you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: *tugs forelock* THAT'S NOT YOUR FORELOCK, YOU NASTY, NASTY MAN!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: Dale, you must be suffering some debilitation of one sort or another. Must suck to be you. So send me a setup already. AK. Been a long time since I've been beaten by you. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Thats a funny looking truck?!? There are those of us that have no need to compensate for "shortcomings". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 And a little red racer isn't an overcompensation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: And a little red racer isn't an overcompensation? With him I don't think it's necessarily an overcompensation, if you know what I mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: rleete, if you are "finished" with your scale replica Tiger...I have a new toy to work on now: See it here Do try to keep up. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Hmm. You could put a PaK 38 in the back of that thing no problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Abbott, I'm quite surprised you didn't purchase a short bus for reasons of nostalgia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 Don't worry. After he burns the back end off with a wood stove, he'll have to chop it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Don't worry. After he burns the back end off with a wood stove, he'll have to chop it. Oh yeah, I'ma gonna chop it. I have have 6' 4" clearance floor to ceiling. I am going to chop the roof off, jack it up 12"-14" and weld it back on. I figure I can have it 'bout done by the time I get a turn or two back from Dale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Lads I can't stay up all night just to make sure the Australians are taking their fair share of the load (as if they ever do), so I'll take this opportunity to rescue the thread from near the bottom of page one. I'd also like to remind you NOT to encourage Abbott in his delusions of adequacy ... we don't CARE what he does with that freaking bus unless he drops it on his head while working on it ... that would be a good thing and I think I speak for the entire Cesspool when I say that THOSE photos would be welcome. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Lads I can't stay up all night just to make sure the Australians are taking their fair share of the load (as if they ever do)Hmmm out carousing or keeping a watchful eye over the MBT. That's a... **snigger** ...very... **guffaw** ...tough call for an Aussie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by PawBroon: For the fellow Mac users in here, cough Seanacoohie cough, I'll send you a pic of my setup so that you could bask in Apple Porn... Bloody French with their Tech thrusting through the front of their Chinese knock-off fake jeans... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by Dave H: Have the old ones ever considered making nice hats for themselves like G.R.O.S.S.? Hats would lend them some much needed panache. Man, I bought this incredible Clearance hat at REI for $9.83, that they are still selling (albeit not so beat up and left-over at the end of the season) for $35. It's the REI Explorer, and when I wear it, despite the fact that it looks like rhinos ran over it before I acquired it, I know that it makes every piece of headgear that will ever be worn by you lot of monkeys look like a used prophylactic pulled over the scalp of a baboon. It's the greatest hat, ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Unless you want to meet in Munich next weekend, I'm off for a 10 day motorcycle tour through Austria, Swiss alps and maybe northern Italy if we get the time. First stop is Berchtesgarden (Eagles Lair), I wanna stand in the same spot as Adolph H and fart and hope that somewhere, somehow....he is getting a sniff of it. How to put this delicately? What the ****?! Does the goddamn Australian Government simply PAY you sods to wander around drunk? Is this the POSITIVE side of Socialism?! I can't afford to drive to bloody Chicago, not to mention that, given my phone records and emails, I can't get government approval to drive out of state, but Australians just float about the fecking globe like travel costs nothing at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: Actually, I skidded in the rain and mangled my right-front under some poor girl's parent's car, got pleasantly loaded afterwards, and didn't even wake up with a hangover. So all in all, a win for me. But yeah, he's an awful little person. This is true, I was there. He even shouted 'Watch it!' just before we slid under the ass-end of the 18 year old's car. It was a delightful touch. I seldom have that much fore-warning that I'm about to be involved in an accident. It gave me a wonderful perspective that I wouldn't otherwise have had. It was raining, dark, and the roads were ****e. When he yelled his equivalent of 'Ye Doome Is Ye Come True!' it gave me the opportunity to sit up, brace, and take notice of the fact that the car in front of us had stopped moving. Completely. Ever notice how, once the adrenalin starts pumping, everything seems to become like television? I mean, we seemed to barely glide forward after he put on the brakes (bloody wet pavement; no catch in at all), and when we sodomized the car in front of us, it seemed like we'd given it a playful slap. He got the brakes on well enough, though, because the sodding airbags didn't deploy. But when we got out, the front end of his car was fecked. One headlight assembly gone completely, hood buggered, bumper screwed, passenger side front panel crumpled. But no fluid leaks, and the car was still drive-able. Sad to say that the complete waste of human sperm that actually CAUSED the accident by suddenly deciding 'Oh, I want the 694 exit' and cutting off the chick in front of Dalem simply hesitated briefly when he realized he'd caused two cars to slam into each other, then accelerated up the ramp and on to the next bar. Probably whistling a merry tune. Say it with me, now: Goddamn Asshole. Dalem was great. First, he asked me if I was alright. When I told him that I was, he punched me in the face so that I was bleeding from the nose, and told me to tell the cops that we'd been shot at. Then he bounced out of the freaking car into traffic in the dark and rain, barely looking around, and went to make sure the chick we'd rear-ended was okay. She was all a-flutter. She'd never been in an accident before. She kept apologizing. Dalem finally told her: Look, you're not at fault. I ran into you. Hell, I rear-ended you. And she said "But it wasn't YOUR fault! It was that guy who cut me off!" He spent a lot of time calming her down. But here's the humourous back story to the story. When I got to Dalem's that night, I wandered in, got a drink, and sat down for a moment to sip rum&coke and chat. His big ass screen TV was on in the background, and an episode of 'Cops' was on (can hardly wait for the day we get the notice that they're doing Beloit, and NG Cavscout is going to be on...). So, we're chatting away, and I'm telling Dalem, you know, there's only two times this stupid show is worth watching. One is when they pull over drunks, and the other is when some waterhead decides to run from the cops, and they catch up with him, and it turns out the idjit just panicked and had no more sense than a goddamn house pet, and had no good reason to run. So that's what we see. The cops walk over to talk to two guys, and one guy bolts, and has to be run to ground. Turns out he had some outstanding minor traffic warrants. The cop told him "I wouldn't have even hassled you about it. I would have simply told you to take care of them. Now you've got a felony 'evading' charge'." After the cop that Dalem called on his cell phone shows up to make the report on the accident, and we're driving away, Dalem begins laughing like a loon. I thought it was maybe delayed shock, and then he tells me: "Man, I blew it! When the cop showed up, I should have run for it!" It was true. It would have been...Art. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 When we got back from running the stupid-ass errand that sent us onto the darkened, rain-swept streets to begin with (feeding some married couple's fecking cats), Dalem moved from 'slightly bemused', to 'getting ****-faced'. By 2 AM, we were watching 'Aliens', and he was staggering around shouting 'Seanachai! You know how you are!' On my drive home, I had two drunk buggers suddenly decide, from the lane next to me 'Oh, hell, I want to be over there! Screw you.' Fortunately, my experience with Dalem had turned me into Master Ninja Driving Home Guy, Hai! Neither managed to connect. "HAIL TO THEE, DALEM! YOU KEPT ME SAFE ON THE DRIVE BACK TO SOUTH MINNEAPOLIS!" Ever notice how God created more fecking stupid swine than there would seem to be a need for? Intelligent Design my baby-smooth arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: When we got back from running the stupid-ass errand that sent us onto the darkened, rain-swept streets to begin with (feeding some married couple's fecking cats), Dalem moved from 'slightly bemused', to 'getting ****-faced'. Clearly I deserved some time with my brain not hooked up. By 2 AM, we were watching 'Aliens', and he was staggering around shouting 'Seanachai! You know how you are!'You're just jealous because you know Vasquez would slap me first. On my drive home, I had two drunk buggers suddenly decide, from the lane next to me 'Oh, hell, I want to be over there! Screw you.' Fortunately, my experience with Dalem had turned me into Master Ninja Driving Home Guy, Hai! Neither managed to connect. "HAIL TO THEE, DALEM! YOU KEPT ME SAFE ON THE DRIVE BACK TO SOUTH MINNEAPOLIS!" Ever notice how God created more fecking stupid swine than there would seem to be a need for? Intelligent Design my baby-smooth arse. And I thought you'd be lost in thought, ruminating on my explanations of how good the model work was on a movie made in 1987. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: I can't afford to drive to bloody Chicago, Pity, I was going to invite you along, throw you on the back of my bike and make you my bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Man, I bought this incredible Clearance hat at REI for $9.83, that they are still selling (albeit not so beat up and left-over at the end of the season) for $35. It's the greatest hat, ever. Is this the one? Or maybe this one? I could see you in this one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Don't be so silly Boo, a simple search reveals Seana-I wanna be Australian so bad it hurts-chai's hat to be this.... which bears an uncanny resemblence to this..... Ladies and gentleworms of the jury, I put it to you that Seana-put another shrimp on the barby and crack us a tinnie-chai is attempting to model himself on one of gawd's own... the UBER AUSSIE! and who can blame him really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 I never understood why Aussies took a perfectly good hat and folded up one side. Must like a wet ear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: I never understood why Aussies took a perfectly good hat and folded up one side. Must like a wet ear. They also look ridiculous with two badges on them. Wet ears are fun when the right person is giving it to you; but I always took my hat off for that. By the way Number Three, I regret to inform you, but...Emrys has returned...better hide the liquor and the corn pads. Not necessarily in that order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: I never understood why Aussies took a perfectly good hat and folded up one side. Must like a wet ear. Simple answer really ... if you had a normal hat, with a brim on both sides, and you habitually hit yourself up alongside the head whilst saying "Why didn't I think of that", as the Australians are wont to do, YOU'D fold one side up too. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.