MrSpkr Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Perhaps you could ask the Lady Rose to read the story to you tonight in place of your usual story, "Mike the Bulldozer". Joe It's the weekend, Joe. Weekends are reserved for the classics. I think Lady Rose might break out that literary masterpiece Fun With Decals. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Perhaps you could ask the Lady Rose to read the story to you tonight in place of your usual story, "Mike the Bulldozer". Joe It's the weekend, Joe. Weekends are reserved for the classics. I think Lady Rose might break out that literary masterpiece Fun With Decals. Steve </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You're just diggning yourself in deeper lad, best stop digging. e.g. The problem with the Danny Kaye reference wasn't with the spelling but rather with the reference itself. You SHOULD have referenced Thurber since Danny Kaye is just an actor mouthing the words written by a better man. i.e. AGAIN you missed the essential portion of my post. The reference to my arm being in a sling was ANOTHER reference to the story itself, but I can't expect you to understand. Perhaps you could ask the Lady Rose to read the story to you tonight in place of your usual story, "Mike the Bulldozer". Joe sigh... First of all, I told you that I couldn't stand Thurber. I detest Thurber. My loathing for Thurber is almost (but not quite, oh no) as deep as it is for you. And besides, my reference to the sound effect is just as valid as yours. It is. It exists. Regardless from whence it came. And as for "Mike the Bulldozer"... perhaps you are referring to this childhood classic? But with you, being as old and confused as you are, it's hard to tell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You're just diggning yourself in deeper lad, best stop digging. e.g. The problem with the Danny Kaye reference wasn't with the spelling but rather with the reference itself. You SHOULD have referenced Thurber since Danny Kaye is just an actor mouthing the words written by a better man. i.e. AGAIN you missed the essential portion of my post. The reference to my arm being in a sling was ANOTHER reference to the story itself, but I can't expect you to understand. Perhaps you could ask the Lady Rose to read the story to you tonight in place of your usual story, "Mike the Bulldozer". Joe sigh... First of all, I told you that I couldn't stand Thurber. I detest Thurber. My loathing for Thurber is almost (but not quite, oh no) as deep as it is for you. And besides, my reference to the sound effect is just as valid as yours. It is. It exists. Regardless from whence it came. And as for "Mike the Bulldozer"... perhaps you are referring to this childhood classic? But with you, being as old and confused as you are, it's hard to tell. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: No you idiot I'm referring to my son's absolute all time favorite bedtime story from MANY years ago ... MIKE THE BULLDOZER! It may have had something to do with the fact that HIS name is Michael ... or it could just as easily have been the fact that he WAS a bulldozer in OH so many ways. After reading MIKE THE BULLDOZER to a three year old five thousand three hundred and eighty nine times (give or take) you tend to recall the title ... and EVERY FREAKING WORD of the story. Whatever... reading your prattling posts are beginning to make me doze off. And I consider that a small blessing. As to the quote ... would you state that Laurence Olivier was responsible for the words "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio:" Of course not ... you'd attibute the quote to Shakespeare as would every LITERATE person on the globe.So... you are equating Shakespeare with Thurber? My Gawd, you really, really need to get out more often. Why do you insist on fighting a losing battle? Everyone KNOWS that I'm in the right here, while you... you are once again doing your best impersonation of the "Mad Woman of Chaillot". Sad, really. Only an illiterate product of an Ohio one room schoolhouse who flunked out before reaching the magical eighth grade would ... ah ... well, that WOULD explain it wouldn't it. Joe Explain what? That even if what you said were true, I still am your literary superior, because you were obviously home schooled by a troop of cliff dwelling apes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I remember Mike Mulligan: Steam Shovel. Back in the days when stories had no happy endings, and women were men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Seanachai here: Joe. I am an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread. This bumptious bickering between you and Boo...is stupid. It's like watching two goddamn bums arguing over who has the right to clean windshields on an off-ramp along side the Interstate. Dalem sends his love. Personally, if I could reach up your bums and pull out your hearts, and show them to you... Well, I would consider that at least 15 minutes of my life hadn't been ill-spent. And frankly, 15 minutes of MY life is like an entire decade of the existence that you sods call a life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Seanachai! Godammitt! I have steak on the BBQ for you and what do i see? You're sleazing around Dalems place again? Actually it was fortunate that Lufthansa have a 'no gnomes' policy as there were only enough Guantanameras and Port for the esteemed guests that arrived bearing gifts at my little swaree. See what you missed... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Seanachai! Godammitt! I have steak on the BBQ for you and what do i see? You're sleazing around Dalems place again? Actually it was fortunate that Lufthansa have a 'no gnomes' policy as there were only enough Guantanameras and Port for the esteemed guests that arrived bearing gifts at my little swaree. See what you missed... And a damned good job as well if you ask me ... missing it that is. Whoever that idiot is he appears FAR too pleased with his ability to char meat, something even the Neanderthals managed, to be trusted with actual food. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: Seanachai here: Joe. I am an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread. This bumptious bickering between you and Boo...is stupid. It's like watching two goddamn bums arguing over who has the right to clean windshields on an off-ramp along side the Interstate. Dalem sends his love. Personally, if I could reach up your bums and pull out your hearts, and show them to you... Well, I would consider that at least 15 minutes of my life hadn't been ill-spent. And frankly, 15 minutes of MY life is like an entire decade of the existence that you sods call a life. He started it ... Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 bum nipper has an assignment. He has been instructed to prepare a treatise on either the innate superiority of House Rune over that of house Morse, or on the differences between MBT members from the UK and those from Sweden (a trick question there, they are both members of Goober Nations, and therefore by definition equal...) He did ask me what the beginning of the MBT like, and the history of the various lineages. I think Seanachai would be a better choice to elaborate on those questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by NG cavscout: bum nipper has an assignment. He has been instructed to prepare a treatise on either the innate superiority of House Rune over that of house Morse, or on the differences between MBT members from the UK and those from Sweden (a trick question there, they are both members of Goober Nations, and therefore by definition equal...) He did ask me what the beginning of the MBT like, and the history of the various lineages. I think Seanachai would be a better choice to elaborate on those questions. You want Seanachai to ELABORATE? Bringing coals to Newcastle are you? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: See what you missed... I'm missing something too. There is no beer! I thought you'd would have totally influenced (ie corrupted) the Middle East population by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: See what you missed... I'm missing something too. There is no beer!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: See what you missed... I'm missing something too. There is no beer!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Furthermore you have no email in your profile and we shall therefore IGNORE you. Joe Not that you'd be able to PBEM CM:SF with me, anyway. Scum. <font size="1">Hee hee hee...</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 House Persiflage has a few annoucements to make: Uno) It has been decided by Me to take on the mantle of another Title. In addition to being Hai Karate of House Persiflage, In addition to being the Lord of Pants, In addition to being the Lord High Hullabalooster of the Peng Challenge Thread, In addition to being a Seniour Knight, I have now decided to add the title of "Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread" to My list of growing approbationisms. The responsibility will weigh heavily at times, no doubt, but We will bear it well, as it seems to involve a lot of heavy drinking and insane pronouncements. I pronounce the Seanachai as my Personal Fool and ask that he dismount from his butterfly steed long enough to create for us a Standard. Dva} Leave your pork loin in my fridge once, shame on you. Leave your pork loin in my fridge twice, shame on you for not being here when I cook and eat the mother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Furthermore you have no email in your profile and we shall therefore IGNORE you. Joe Not that you'd be able to PBEM CM:SF with me, anyway. Scum. <font size="1">Hee hee hee...</font> </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: House Persiflage has a few annoucements to make: Uno) It has been decided by Me to take on the mantle of another Title. In addition to being Hai Karate of House Persiflage, In addition to being the Lord of Pants, In addition to being the Lord High Hullabalooster of the Peng Challenge Thread, In addition to being a Seniour Knight, I have now decided to add the title of "Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread" to My list of growing approbationisms. The responsibility will weigh heavily at times, no doubt, but We will bear it well, as it seems to involve a lot of heavy drinking and insane pronouncements. I pronounce the Seanachai as my Personal Fool and ask that he dismount from his butterfly steed long enough to create for us a Standard. Dva} Leave your pork loin in my fridge once, shame on you. Leave your pork loin in my fridge twice, shame on you for not being here when I cook and eat the mother. There can only be THREE! Are you planning to off Seanachai and will you be using video to record it? It's bound to be a YouTube hit. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: See what you missed... I'm missing something too. There is no beer!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Originally posted by NG cavscout: ... the innate superiority of House Rune over that of house Morse... As if. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Originally posted by Speedy: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: There is no beer!You often barbecue your beer, Mace? Tsk... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: I'm missing something too. There is no beer! Just out of shot was a small table with a Corona, a Tiger and a Crown Lager on it, my guests kept me very well.....quenched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I knew Stukes wouldn't let the team down! Yaye! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: There can only be THREE! Are you planning to off Seanachai and will you be using video to record it? It's bound to be a YouTube hit. Joe Your inability to count to four has no bearing on the matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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