OGSF Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Ah'm gwin doon tae tha lower cesspool - doon tha dank tunnel an' hard laift tae tha gurgling swamp o' comfortable despair. Lookin' fer river gun boats an' such. Ah need tae gi' back tae where Ah wunce belonged.. "Joe Shaw wha a mon wha' thought hae were a lassie....." Speedy, di ye fancy bein' beaten lak a kindergarten triangle ain a scenario off tha CD? Somethin' small, say "Meet me a' Medjinah" or wha'ever tha feck at as? Let mae knoo laddie, an' Ah'll saind at along. "As tha anythun tha' ye want? As tha anythun tha' ye need? Jus' call on mae, an' Ah'll saind at along, Wi'....." At stanks doon here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: Speedy, di ye fancy bein' beaten lak a kindergarten triangle ain a scenario off tha CD? Somethin' small, say "Meet me a' Medjinah" or wha'ever tha feck at as? Let mae knoo laddie, an' Ah'll saind at along. Sounds good, whatever you're saying. And on another note are we sending that other silly sod to Coventry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: And on another note are we sending that other silly sod to Coventry? Nah, I think sending Boo to coventry is a bit harsh. Oh... You mean that OTHER silly sod? Yeh OK. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: And on another note are we sending that other silly sod to Coventry? Nah, I think sending Boo to coventry is a bit harsh. Oh... You mean that OTHER silly sod? Yeh OK. *shrug* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Can't send him to Coventry just yet, he annoys dalem. Let's wait a bit and see if he changes the nick to Long Hair Freaky People. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: ps. An' wile yer sendin' 'em, send a tern. Saind 'em a gannet as waill. An' a sand piper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Well, here I am, in sunny Kuwait, just south of the Iraqi border. I tell you, things sure are tough in this mans army. I expect to have the internet in my tent in a few days, which means I can proceed to show my tent mates just how inept you lot are at this little thing we call Combat Mission, or "How Seanachai embarrasses himself". It is amazing, 6,000 miles away from home and I am still trying to crawl my way out of the cesspool. I blame Rune for no good reason but that he is an Illannoyingan. And I think I have found a new source of Mormon Wives, look, they are lining up for interviews. By the way, a fond hello or "marhaba" to the ladies of the pool. And if you ever have dusty little buggers begging for water at the side of your touring car, give a loud "imshee", wave a pistol in their general direction, and they will scatter like cockroaches in Joe Shaw's kitchen when he lights the kerosene lantern!!! I am thinking of purchasing the services of a small Iraqi boy to follow Hiram around and whisk the flies away, but that is like telling the tide to stop coming in isn't it? I can't really tout this area as the next tourist magnet, but where else can you be on the lookout for dead donkeys on the highway for fear that the insurgents have placed an Improvised Explosive Device inside of one in the hopes of killing your infidel ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 No Good cavscout , Is it MY fault you took a wrong turn heading to see the packers [aka Cheeseheads] play? I understand one wasteland is like another, but you should have gottent he hint when the locals no longer said "Ya hey dere doncha know". I worry for you lad, make sure the pointy end of your weapon is pointed AT the enemy, not at yourself. Oh, and for your further knowledge, that used Yugo you are driving around in, it is NOT an armoured vehicle. Now go ahead and finish insulting Joebob, as he deserves it. I'd apply a (*Boot*) to you, but it appears the Army already did by where you are at. Rune Seriously, if you need something, ask here, I am sure we can get it sent to you. Keep your eyes scanning and your head down. [ September 22, 2005, 10:51 AM: Message edited by: rune ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 NG Cavscout, I think Rune meant to say "Keep your HEAD down". But, with Rune and his sick freudian problems, one never knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: By the way, a fond hello or "marhaba" to the ladies of the pool. And if you ever have dusty little buggers begging for water at the side of your touring car, give a loud "imshee", wave a pistol in their general direction, and they will scatter like cockroaches in Joe Shaw's kitchen when he lights the kerosene lantern!!! *Waves * "Marhaba" to you too Cavscout Be safe ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: If this is what passes for lesbian porn in that part of the world, then maybe I'll stop supporting the President after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: If this is what passes for lesbian porn in that part of the world, then maybe I'll stop supporting the President after all. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: ps. An' wile yer sendin' 'em, send a tern. Saind 'em a gannet as waill. An' a sand piper. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Are these people somekind of Muslim tribe too? And if so, is this supposed to be a lesbian threesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I am in Hell. The sign said "Welcome to Steubenville, Ohio." but the sign lied. This morning I am on my way to a deeper circle of Hell - Bowerston, OH. Please, someone kill me before I have to leave the hotel room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: I am in Hell. The sign said "Welcome to Steubenville, Ohio." but the sign lied. This morning I am on my way to a deeper circle of Hell - Bowerston, OH. Please, someone kill me before I have to leave the hotel room. Ok everybody, line up! Lets be orderly about this... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: I am in Hell. The sign said "Welcome to Steubenville, Ohio." but the sign lied. This morning I am on my way to a deeper circle of Hell - Bowerston, OH. Please, someone kill me before I have to leave the hotel room. Why are you in "Stupidville", Ohio? And why are you only an hour away from me and not buying me drinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Oh, and Bowerston??? I actually had to look that one up. The largest town near it is Urichsville, which means that Bowerston is probably a flashing light near a convenience store. In other words, a thriving metropolis to someone like Noba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Oh, and Bowerston??? I actually had to look that one up. The largest town near it is Urichsville, which means that Bowerston is probably a flashing light near a convenience store. In other words, a thriving metropolis to someone like Noba I love flashing lights. We've got one in downtown Perth. Right over Simon Fox's's's window. It says: WARNING: COMMONWEALTH GROG LIVES HERE Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 The Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread is BACK IN TOWN ... and he's NOT pleased. I've seen my name bandied about here and there and the unrighteous should tremble ... actually the righteous should tremble too BECAUSE I'M GONNA TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS! Right after I complete my 85 page Facilitation Guide ... something not right about the fonts and pagination I think. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 A Felicitation Guide? Isn't that kind of... girly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Right after I complete my 85 page Facilitation Guide ... something not right about the fonts and pagination I think.Didn't we tell you crayon just wasn't suitable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 *PRIORITY ONE WARNING ALERT******************** Warning! Warning! Warning! Today the Australian Football League 2005 Grand Final takes place. Noba's team is in the grandfinal. This means if his team wins, he's going to be an insufferable nong bastage (ie much like he is now) who's going to go on and on and on about the victory until the 2006 season. If his team loses, he's going to wallow in the pits of dispair, and may even go into deep depression and stop posting here. Join me here in wishing Noba's team a loss, because really we could all do with a good laugh. This has been a public service notice. [ September 23, 2005, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_wittman44 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Noba's team is in the grandfinal. Who's his team? He doesn't go for the swans does he?? GO the Eagles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: This means if his team wins, he's going to be an insufferable nong bastage. And we'll notice the change... how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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