Lars Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). You didn't use the word "THREAD" in the title. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 As I recall, only "Peng" and "Challenge" are required. And a quick search turns up many without "Thread". Some even by you perhaps. But I'm sure you'll make up some arcane Rule anyway if pressed, My Liege. It is your forte, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 You misspelled 'fart'. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: As I recall, only "Peng" and "Challenge" are required. And a quick search turns up many without "Thread". Some even by you perhaps. But I'm sure you'll make up some arcane Rule anyway if pressed, My Liege. It is your forte, after all. One thread ... find just ONE thread that I created that did NOT contain the word "Thread" in the title. That a Knight of the Shavian House, even a Knight without a Night of Sobriety to his name, should not only fail in this important regard but then ... then ... SUGGEST THAT HIS LIEGE HAD FAILED AS WELL ... it saddens me. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: You misspelled 'fart'. Michael YOU'VE failed to send me an email with your phone number and a suggested date and time for the Podcast Interview ... what have you to say for yourself? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Originally quoted by athkatla I speak(and spell), the Queens' English, you Americans canabalise it! Is it also the Queen's English to misspell cannibalize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally quoted by athkatla I speak(and spell), the Queens' English, you Americans canabalise it! Is it also the Queen's English to misspell cannibalize? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: YOU'VE failed to send me an email with your phone number and a suggested date and time for the Podcast Interview ... what have you to say for yourself?That you are apparently unable to take a clue even when it is handed to you on a silver platter with a fanfare. If you have trouble understanding the word 'NO' due to the fact that your education ceased when you were twelve and still in the second grade, find someone who can explain it to you. Slowly. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: YOU'VE failed to send me an email with your phone number and a suggested date and time for the Podcast Interview ... what have you to say for yourself?That you are apparently unable to take a clue even when it is handed to you on a silver platter with a fanfare. If you have trouble understanding the word 'NO' due to the fact that your education ceased when you were twelve and still in the second grade, find someone who can explain it to you. Slowly. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 You know, Joe, to have flunked second grade...EVEN IN TEXAS...I just don't know how you live with the shame. Total insensitivity, I guess. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: You know, Joe, to have flunked second grade...EVEN IN TEXAS...I just don't know how you live with the shame. Total insensitivity, I guess. Michael FIRST grade in Texas, second grade was in Blaine, Washington. I can understand Michael, really I can ... it must be terrible to live with the fear that you might make a fool of yourself in front of everyone that matters ... here in the CessPool. No need, lad ... no need to fear what might be ... it WILL BE, you WILL be made to look and sound the fool. See, I've taken that burden from you ... now, phone number, date and time and it will all be over. You'll be the better for having faced your fears lad. A coward dies a thousand deaths, you will die but once ... maybe twice ... three times tops. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Does anyone other than Joe read the rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Tonight's Edition: TELEPHONE: ring......ring ME: Hello? VOICE: Is this Mr. Emrys? ME: Yes it is. VOICE: This is Mr. [unintelligible] ME: .....Who? VOICE: This is Mr. [unintelligible] ME: ......Mr. North? VOICE: Mr. Mice. Mice. ME: ....Mr. Mice??????? VOICE: MICE. MICE. M-A-C-E. ME: Oh, Mace! Yes folks, they really do talk that way. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: Does anyone other than Joe read the rules? I read the rules so you don't have to ... not that you COULD! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Why is Mace in North America? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 The extradition order came through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Tonight's Edition: TELEPHONE: ring......ring ME: Hello? VOICE: Is this Mr. Emrys? ME: Yes it is. VOICE: This is Mr. [unintelligible] ME: .....Who? VOICE: This is Mr. [unintelligible] ME: ......Mr. North? VOICE: Mr. Mice. Mice. ME: ....Mr. Mice??????? VOICE: MICE. MICE. M-A-C-E. ME: Oh, Mace! Yes folks, they really do talk that way. Michael What I find impressive is that he can spell his own name. My opinion of him is now hovering a few centimeters above rock bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I have nothing to say to you people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: I have nothing to say to you people. Phew, that's a relief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: I have nothing to say to you people. Blessed Peace. Now if you do an impersonation of an SSN Sodding off, bliss will be our reward as well. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Snip ..If you have trouble understanding the word 'NO'.....Snip Michael You Sirrah, are a Coward! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: As I recall, only "Peng" and "Challenge" are required. And a quick search turns up many without "Thread". Some even by you perhaps. But I'm sure you'll make up some arcane Rule anyway if pressed, My Liege. It is your forte, after all. One thread ... find just ONE thread that I created that did NOT contain the word "Thread" in the title. That a Knight of the Shavian House, even a Knight without a Night of Sobriety to his name, should not only fail in this important regard but then ... then ... SUGGEST THAT HIS LIEGE HAD FAILED AS WELL ... it saddens me. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: Does anyone other than Joe read the rules? What rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Why is Mace in North America? He's looking for a new sheep to breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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