Joe Shaw Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Official Notice of Justicariate Inspection Visit To: MrSpkr From: YBJLPCT Date of Inspection: May 5th - 7th, 2008 Location: Dallas / Ft. Worth, Texas Metroplex Please be advised that your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread will be arriving in Dallas on Monday, May 5th. He will be departing on Thursday, May 8th. Your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge has graciously consented to conduct his inspection and audit of Sir MrSpkr on any evening from Monday through Wednesday at your convenience. Kindly call your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge on his cell phone at 555-555-5555 to arrange details. Your inspection, audit and review results will be determined solely by the impartial judgement of your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge and no bribes or other forms of enducement will be accepted, this includes cash, alcoholic beverages and the attentions of scantily clad young ladies with an incomplete sense of what's right and an appreciation for more mature men. Such enducements are most strongly frowned up and will not be tolerated if they represent more than 6 drinks, $500 in cash or the attentions of said young ladies for more than 4 hours at a time. Yours in Justicariateness, Joe R. Shaw, YBJFLPCT Your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis50 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Dearest Joe Shaw the "Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread", May 5th happens to be the birthing day of your beloved "BunsAgleam" from the outer boards. Also I googleized your cell phone number and got 13 pages of people with the same number. Just so you know. Gunz Edit: what's the R. stand for? Mines an R. too [ April 25, 2008, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: GunzAbeam ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by GunzAbeam: Dearest Joe Shaw the "Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread", May 5th happens to be the birthing day of your beloved "BunsAgleam" from the outer boards. Also I googleized your cell phone number and got 13 pages of people with the same number. Just so you know. Gunz Edit: what's the R. stand for? Mines an R. too BunzaGleam ... I remind you that without an email address in your profile you're dead to us ... actually you're dead to us WITH an email address but one of the lads may take the time to tell you WHY you're dead to us if you have an email address. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: In both those photos, your eyes are way weird, man. How much acid had you done? They look like two piss-holes in a snowbank. I think he's re-enacting the drug scene from 'death at a funeral' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 It. Is. Snowing. There is snow on the ground. I hate all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Stop being a pussy hound, and start being a responsible adult. Aussie feck. Oh, and Congratulations! You stupid Aussie bastard. This time...get it right! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: It. Is. Snowing. There is snow on the ground. I hate all of you. Ah, the majesty of the change of seasons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: ...have some kids.Are you out of your effing mind??? Isn't it bad enough that there is one Stuka in the world? would you burden us with yet another generation of them? Better he should prove lacking in sperm and his bride ferociously unfaithful with every man who comes within a mile: the paper boy, the milkman, the postman, the meter reader, the garbage man even fer crissake! Hell, she should call in fake 911s so she can screw the cops and the EMTs. Anything but Stuka. He does look a bit like a dead fish, doesn't he? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: I appeal to the folk of the Peng Challenge Thread! Nidan has disdained and decided that the 'Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora' are complete ****e. He has forsaken my narrative. He has decided that I have no relevance. By Jove, he's not as stupid as he looks! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Originally posted by MrSpkr: I hastily arranged to leave immediately upon my return from camping to go on a fishing expedition down in the Gulf. Unfortunately, we will return from the fishing trip Tuesday morning.Look on the bright side: Maybe the boat will sink and you will drown. Hey, it's got to be better than spending the afternoon with OFJ. And think what a boon that would be for the rest of us. Truly a win-win outcome. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: I've never 'done' acid...Hard to decide if that's good or bad. A large dose of acid might have jolted you out of that worthless life you lead. On the other hand, you might have gone over the edge and barricaded yourself in a bell tower somewhere with a week's supply of pizza, a hunting rifle and fifty boxes of ammo. Of course, if the police sniper managed to nail you early on, that's not so bad. ...I was always a stoner... I that some kind of Aussie slang for "brainless idiot"? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I appeal to the folk of the Peng Challenge Thread! Nidan has disdained and decided that the 'Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora' are complete ****e. He has forsaken my narrative. He has decided that I have no relevance. By Jove, he's not as stupid as he looks! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: It. Is. Snowing. There is snow on the ground. I hate all of you. Temps in the low 70's today. It sprinkled once, about 1 PM, but other than that, it was an outstandingly gorgeous day. This is why Ohio will always be a better state than Minnysoda. p.s. Suxors to be you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: It. Is. Snowing. There is snow on the ground. I hate all of you. Temps in the low 70's today. It sprinkled once, about 1 PM, but other than that, it was an outstandingly gorgeous day. This is why Ohio will always be a better state than Minnysoda. p.s. Suxors to be you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...Minnysoda is just stupid.That's the whole point. (Boy, are you dense!) Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Seanachai couldn't win a game of mumbledy-peg against a cow. He spouts about Jung and Jeff Goldblum and Lenny Bruce. He is beyond help or hell. He is also standing 3 feet behind me, looking at my M10. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: Seanachai couldn't win a game of mumbledy-peg against a cow. He spouts about Jung and Jeff Goldblum and Lenny Bruce. He is beyond help or hell. He is also standing 3 feet behind me, looking at my M10. Oh well. If he is three feet behind you, whatever you mean by "My M10", I hope you arn't bending over. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: I appeal to the folk of the Peng Challenge Thread! Nidan has disdained and decided that the 'Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora' are complete ****e. He has forsaken my narrative. He has decided that I have no relevance. He said nothing about "Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora". He doesn't want to read your tale of kayaking with Peng who has a bad case of hemorroids. I think that would be a funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Originally posted by Patch: He said nothing about "Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora". He doesn't want to read your tale of kayaking with Peng who has a bad case of hemorroids. I think that would be a funny story. Only if Peng's inflamed butt-nodules were extra-bouyant and so prevented him from righting his kayak and he caved in his head on some underwater outcropping and a crawdad ate his brain and evolved into some sort of super-crawdad that grew ten stories high and ate freeway overpasses for dinner. Now that would be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...Minnysoda is just stupid.That's the whole point. (Boy, are you dense!) Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Patch: He said nothing about "Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora". He doesn't want to read your tale of kayaking with Peng who has a bad case of hemorroids. I think that would be a funny story. Only if Peng's inflamed butt-nodules were extra-bouyant and so prevented him from righting his kayak and he caved in his head on some underwater outcropping and a crawdad ate his brain and evolved into some sort of super-crawdad that grew ten stories high and ate freeway overpasses for dinner. Now that would be funny. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Diverticulitis?? You'd want to keep an eye on that. Stagnated stools are nothing to be sniffed at....... [ April 27, 2008, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: It. Is. Snowing. There is snow on the ground. I hate all of you. Temps in the low 70's today. It sprinkled once, about 1 PM, but other than that, it was an outstandingly gorgeous day. This is why Ohio will always be a better state than Minnysoda. p.s. Suxors to be you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: It. Is. Snowing. There is snow on the ground. I hate all of you. Temps in the low 70's today. It sprinkled once, about 1 PM, but other than that, it was an outstandingly gorgeous day. This is why Ohio will always be a better state than Minnysoda. p.s. Suxors to be you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...Minnysoda is just stupid.That's the whole point. (Boy, are you dense!) Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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