Boo Radley Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: You wouldn't know a suit if it bit you in the dungerees. What does that have to do with you having the look of one of the Undead caught in the headlights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I thought I looked rather dapper..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: I thought I looked rather dapper..... But then again, you're insane, so what does that tell us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: I thought I looked rather dapper..... Yes, you looked dapper, and your bride is drop-dead gorgeous. Congrats on your nuptials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DASman Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I'm still waitin for the nakid pictures...... E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: I thought ..... Liar. S-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 There'll be hot times in the old town tonight!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Originally posted by Nidan1: There'll be hot times in the old town tonight!!!!! Viagra finally kick in, did it? Was it some of that on-line discount stuff? The stuff that comes in a plain brown box labeled, "Tiajuana; C.O.D.? Yeah, that's bad. I read somewhere they use that in the breeding program in the San Diego Zoo's primate house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 No...Cialis....free samples from the doctor....I have a four day window of opportunity, now if I could only find a willing partner.....hide your wives, your daughters, your pets...I'm feeling a bit......anxious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Originally posted by Nidan1: There'll be hot times in the old town tonight!!!!! Oh, just call it "Burrito Thursday" and stock in the two-ply like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Ladies and Gentleworms of the Cesspool! I present to you in all her splendor....the goddess....the vision....the beauty and the light....the Lady Baroness Von Stuka! She is, indeed, quite lovely, Stuka. A bit strange that she'd have anything to do with you. Did she lose her passport, and need a way to leave the Middle East without being sold into White Slavery? Oh, and...how to put this? In both those photos, your eyes are way weird, man. How much acid had you done? They look like two piss-holes in a snowbank. She also seems very healthy. I imagine she's a great swimmer. I can't imagine her ever drowning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Something is not...right. There is a great disturbance within the Apocalypso. There are only Three Horsemen. You know, if you let Armageddon go off-fecking-kilter, the results don't even bear thinking about. Pestilence has been cast out. Grog Dorosh is no longer among us. Modern medical technology, and all that, but, as we know, the Pandemic is always out there. Waiting. This is an issue that must be addressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: I'm looking at the new wedding ring on my finger and observing how superior I am in the woman trapping department compared to you lick spittles. Congratulations! Now, check back in a few years and tell us how superior you feel. If she'll let you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: There'll be hot times in the old town tonight!!!!! Oh, just call it "Burrito Thursday" and stock in the two-ply like everyone else. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Seanachai! I'm quite sure that on page one I demanded that you. . . . . . . Idjit. I've posted so much to you, over so long a time, that you've gotten your goddamn shrubbery 50 times over, you halfwit feck. You, and your various Beautiful Brides, are now part of my world. Are you even willing to remember that this is, so far as I can remember, the SECOND beautiful girl you've paraded before me...or maybe the THIRD? Just get over throwing flower wreaths over your goddamn penis, and have some kids. Raise them right. Teach them all the good stuff. Stop being a pussy hound, and start being a responsible adult. Aussie feck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: Stop being a pussy hound, and start being a responsible adult. Aussie feck. Oh, and Congratulations! You stupid Aussie bastard. This time...get it right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by DASman: I'm still waitin for the nakid pictures...... E A stupid man will wait forever for the thing that proves he's stupid. Piss-off, and try not to fall over the empties on your way out, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: Way to whore yourself out to the SSN, Knee-Dannnnnn Someone has to provide some material for this collection of dullards, otherwise all we will hear about is Seanachai's kayaking trips, or Peng's hemmorrhoids. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 I appeal to the folk of the Peng Challenge Thread! Nidan has disdained and decided that the 'Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora' are complete ****e. He has forsaken my narrative. He has decided that I have no relevance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: I appeal to the folk of the Peng Challenge Thread! Nidan has disdained and decided that the 'Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora' are complete ****e. He has forsaken my narrative. He has decided that I have no relevance. And in this he is completely right. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: I appeal to the folk of the Peng Challenge Thread! Nidan has disdained and decided that the 'Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora' are complete ****e. He has forsaken my narrative. He has decided that I have no relevance. Gorram birds. Go to bed, you ninny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: He talks a lot about hunting. But all the little stuffed trophies in his 'special room'? They're not marred by pellet or bullet. And every single one of them is somehow...'approachable' from behind... Not the bobcat. He's got his mouth open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: I appeal to the folk of the Peng Challenge Thread! Nidan has disdained and decided that the 'Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora' are complete ****e. He has forsaken my narrative. He has decided that I have no relevance. Relevance is purely transitory my Story Telling friend. One day life has meaning....and the next you wonder if it has any at all, Having faced the Elephant, I often wonder what toss of the dice left ME here while taking away others. Would it have been better to be snuffed out at the peak of existence, or to survive to old age and watch in horror as all the physical attributes that made you a man slowly decline. Is it better to burn out than to fade away....My My....Hey Hey?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 MrStukes! Well done, laddie! Mrleete! Fookin file? Boo! Er... nevermind. MrBard! more stories of little girls! More stories of kayaks! NOW! As for the problem of pestilence ... These things can't be done in haste. The insufferable dodorosh is barely cold in his grave and you speak of his replacement. I fear that we may have to recruit from the outre boards. Pestilence must be someone so horribly irritating, like an itchy rectal sphincter - I think a waffler should be put in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Joe, I must admit my efforts to escape the greater Dallas area prior to your arrival have come to naught. First, I agreed to go camping with my son's scout troop; unfortunately, they will return midday Sunday. Then, I hastily arranged to leave immediately upon my return from camping to go on a fishing expedition down in the Gulf. Unfortunately, we will return from the fishing trip Tuesday morning. As I was desperately seeking a third trip to carry me through until your Wednesday departure, I suddenly realized that you weren't coming until a week from this Monday. This, of course, means my evasion efforts have come to naught. Sigh. I would ask you to email me the particulars of your trip, but I cannot in good conscience grant such an obvious opening to the ninnies in this thread. So, just drop me an email. Steve P.S. The stories of Lars' Menagerie of Unspeakable Horrors are quite disturbing, Father Bard. It is with no small amount of gratitude that I thank you for omitting any photographs of the spectacle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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