Hev Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Yes Gentlemen, i have a plan so bold a cunning, it could outwitt the professor of cunning..... Oh never mind the quotation rubish, i know how to get Shock Force in under 5 days. Prepere to be amazed. Hevs plan simply calls for spending 24 hours awake and sleeping for 12 thus reducing the amount of "days" you have to wait. Now you all know the true extent of my genius im off to make some coffee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Either that or spend an extra three days perfecting the details of your 'cunning plan' (ah, memories of 'Blackadder') and your 'within-5-day' scheme will work to perfection! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequoia Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 How about sleep until release date? Lots of alcohol can help achieve this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jens198 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Originally posted by Sequoia: How about sleep until release date? Lots of alcohol can help achieve this. I did this before the release of Steel Beasts Pro. Not to be recommended. Jens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Come on guys...you always pick the most elaborate, complicated plans. Listen to this : This board is FULL of smart people. Why don't we take some of JasonCs intellect and add a dash of the stuff Kettler is going on about and we build a time machine!!! What say you ? //Salkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 All of you are n00bs (sorry couldnt resist it): All we need to do is change the calender so that the 27th becomes tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequoia Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 You mean sort of a Pope Gregory type of thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darius359au Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Originally posted by Normal Dude: All of you are n00bs (sorry couldnt resist it): All we need to do is change the calender so that the 27th becomes tomorrow. I'll get the crayons and start changing my calendars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hev Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 what color we doing July? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Originally posted by Salkin: Come on guys...you always pick the most elaborate, complicated plans. Listen to this : This board is FULL of smart people. Why don't we take some of JasonCs intellect and add a dash of the stuff Kettler is going on about and we build a time machine!!! What say you ? //Salkin Great. You can get Joe Shaw to drive, Boo Radley to work the rudder pedals, and Sergei to keep the cyclotrometer filled on the maiden voyage. I'll look up "Three Idiots Stranded in 1546" in my Encyclopedia Britannica next week to see if they made it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Salkin: Come on guys...you always pick the most elaborate, complicated plans. Listen to this : This board is FULL of smart people. Why don't we take some of JasonCs intellect and add a dash of the stuff Kettler is going on about and we build a time machine!!! What say you ? //Salkin Great. You can get Joe Shaw to drive, Boo Radley to work the rudder pedals, and Sergei to keep the cyclotrometer filled on the maiden voyage. I'll look up "Three Idiots Stranded in 1546" in my Encyclopedia Britannica next week to see if they made it. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I like JasonC. He'd be smart enough not to get into any device that John Kettler designed. It's like the Army - multi-million dollar machines designed by geniuses to be run by high school dropouts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 So, he wont do it ? Then your hired Mike ! Or let's just save us all alot of trouble...mail me your beta copy . //Salkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Originally posted by Darius359au: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Normal Dude: All of you are n00bs (sorry couldnt resist it): All we need to do is change the calender so that the 27th becomes tomorrow. I'll get the crayons and start changing my calendars </font>Excellent. Now we just need to convince Battlefront that their Outlook calenders are wrong. Knowing Microsoft, it's possible... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 What a funny thread! Tip of the hat to Michael Dorosh for a withering comedic blast which is definitely sig worthy. Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Originally posted by John Kettler: What a funny thread! Tip of the hat to Michael Dorosh for a withering comedic blast which is definitely sig worthy. Regards, John Kettler HEY ! That machine was all my idea ! Umm...so are you doing anything special these days or do you care to contribute with some cunning insights about timetravel ? Hey! There's a dead horse lying here....and it's looking badly flogged too.... Oh, well... //Salkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequoia Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I think you have to accelerate a wormhole to the speed of light or something like that and it can work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Originally posted by Sequoia: I think you have to accelerate a wormhole to the speed of light or something like that and it can work. Or you could just drop a cat, with a buttered piece of toast strapped to its back. That oughta do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Originally posted by Normal Dude: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sequoia: I think you have to accelerate a wormhole to the speed of light or something like that and it can work. Or you could just drop a cat, with a buttered piece of toast strapped to its back. That oughta do it. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkEzra Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Time Travel? Just need a hit of 1960's vintage Owsley acid...Say what year is it, anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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