Boo Radley Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Does somebody need a hug? Or tased? Look here, you grubby little cave man, English has a fully-conjugatable present and future tense of the verb "to be". Use it, ya clot. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Today is the blackest of black days . . . having to side with Shaw, especially over dalem and Mace. *Gives self 70 lashes with the bloody scourge, but considering I'd never even heard of these two obviously terrible movies, I am left with no choice. Shaw is right and sci-fi freaks must die. Maybe we could just torture Mace and dalem a little instead? =| You may count yourself most fortunate Milady, the one I saw (at the recommendation of dalem I might add) was ... execrable. As to your final suggestion ... anything worth doing is worth doing WELL. I see no value in limiting ourselves in the degree of their torture. And, of course, we need not CALL it torture ... we have the president ... I mean the precedence of course, on our side. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Today is the blackest of black days . . . having to side with Shaw, especially over dalem and Mace. *Gives self 70 lashes with the bloody scourge, but considering I'd never even heard of these two obviously terrible movies, I am left with no choice. Shaw is right and sci-fi freaks must die. Maybe we could just torture Mace and dalem a little instead? =| You may count yourself most fortunate Milady, the one I saw (at the recommendation of dalem I might add) was ... execrable. As to your final suggestion ... anything worth doing is worth doing WELL. I see no value in limiting ourselves in the degree of their torture. And, of course, we need not CALL it torture ... we have the president ... I mean the precedence of course, on our side. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Today is the blackest of black days . . . having to side with Shaw, especially over dalem and Mace. *Gives self 70 lashes with the bloody scourge, but considering I'd never even heard of these two obviously terrible movies, I am left with no choice. Shaw is right and sci-fi freaks must die. Maybe we could just torture Mace and dalem a little instead? =| You may count yourself most fortunate Milady, the one I saw (at the recommendation of dalem I might add) was ... execrable. As to your final suggestion ... anything worth doing is worth doing WELL. I see no value in limiting ourselves in the degree of their torture. And, of course, we need not CALL it torture ... we have the president ... I mean the precedence of course, on our side. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: That's because you're not willing to do it in Dutch. That's because no one who can speak a language more evolved than something shunned by both the Germans and the French would speak Dutch. The fecking Dutch haven't been a world power since the 1600s, and the only thing that's still keeping them on the radar is pornography, their annoying if genteel cuddling up to neo-fascism, and their willingness to turn a blind eye towards massive cannabis use. If I thought I needed to learn a pointless bastard language for the purpose of insults, I'd learn something like Langue d'oc, or Plattdeutsch, or Pig Latin. Something with a bit of class. Not Dutch. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: That's because you're not willing to do it in Dutch. That's because no one who can speak a language more evolved than something shunned by both the Germans and the French would speak Dutch. The fecking Dutch haven't been a world power since the 1600s, and the only thing that's still keeping them on the radar is pornography, their annoying if genteel cuddling up to neo-fascism, and their willingness to turn a blind eye towards massive cannabis use. If I thought I needed to learn a pointless bastard language for the purpose of insults, I'd learn something like Langue d'oc, or Plattdeutsch, or Pig Latin. Something with a bit of class. Not Dutch. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: That's because you're not willing to do it in Dutch. That's because no one who can speak a language more evolved than something shunned by both the Germans and the French would speak Dutch. The fecking Dutch haven't been a world power since the 1600s, and the only thing that's still keeping them on the radar is pornography, their annoying if genteel cuddling up to neo-fascism, and their willingness to turn a blind eye towards massive cannabis use. If I thought I needed to learn a pointless bastard language for the purpose of insults, I'd learn something like Langue d'oc, or Plattdeutsch, or Pig Latin. Something with a bit of class. Not Dutch. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe. Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe. Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe. Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: Speaking about teeth, my wisdom tooth is really aching, don't this knighthood thing come with a dental plan or something? Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. She would indeed have to be dull to stay hitched to you. Thank You! I'll be here all week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. She would indeed have to be dull to stay hitched to you. Thank You! I'll be here all week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. She would indeed have to be dull to stay hitched to you. Thank You! I'll be here all week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. Is it safe? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. Is it safe? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: Set your head down on this block of wood sitting on the ground. I'll remove it for ye. Gotta sharpen up the ole battle ax. Is it safe? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Okay, but the liquor stores are all closed right now. I'll do it later today. Put on something pretty. Cool. I think we also need to move to Las Vegas first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Okay, but the liquor stores are all closed right now. I'll do it later today. Put on something pretty. Cool. I think we also need to move to Las Vegas first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Okay, but the liquor stores are all closed right now. I'll do it later today. Put on something pretty. Cool. I think we also need to move to Las Vegas first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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