Guest PondScum Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Look, can you lot just go off and play a Blood Hamster duel in Neverwinter Nights? D&D freaks. <font size=-1>Pah.</font> <font size=-2>RuneQuest was much better.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by PondScum: Look, can you lot just go off and play a Blood Hamster duel in Neverwinter Nights? D&D freaks. <font size=-1>Pah.</font> <font size=-2>RuneQuest was much better.</font>Never played either, stinky rat bastard. *clears throat* Alright, everybody now! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteeth level lord. He can stand alone against a screaming demon horde He has 300 hit points and a +10 vorpal sword As he goes marching on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Back by demand from Seanachai , as this will pain him more that i don't even have the exscuse i am drunk....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Shush Gaylord, you're interrupting the singalong. Next verse! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level priest If you're evil and he turns you then you're instantly deceased His wisdom's 27, it's been magically increased As he goes marching on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Back by demand from Seanachai , as this will pain him more that i don't even have the exscuse i am drunk.......Only the fact that I am drunk is keeping me from taking my own life, right now. Gaylord, you are a great burden to me. Almost as great a burden as your potential 'Liege'. It's strange, actually. I always envisioned the Peng Challenge Thread as a place where a Jolly Band of Idjits could poke you, and people like Panzer Leader, with sharp sticks. Really, really long sharp sticks. Pointed like needles. With at least a 16 foot shaft. And, strangely, my dreams have come true. But the both of you are still here, and I feel a certain sense of...responsibility for the fact that you're both as sodding stupid as a pair of gerbils. But you're Our gerbils. I think I'm going to throw up. With any luck at all, I'll aspirate the vomitus, and choke to death without ever, ever having to come to grips with how nice I've been to either Gaylord, or Panzer Leader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Gaylord...gerbils...Panzer Leader? I don't want to think about it. Bugger all, Old Rasputin's got me tipsy again. Ah well, never say die, next verse! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level mage His spells are so high level that their casting takes an age He has a book of scrolls that's got a wish on every page As he goes marching on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: <font size=-1>But the both of you are still here, and I feel a certain sense of...responsibility for the fact that you're both as sodding stupid as a pair of gerbils. But you're Our gerbils.</font>You doddering old fool, have you forgotten the First Rule of Gerbils*? "There's no such thing as just a pair of gerbils". Pretty soon they'd be reproducing like mad, and with Gaylord and Panzer Leader as the parents, they'd be too damn dumb to eat their own offspring. Soon the MBT would be overwhelmed by a furry chittering mass. And I don't mean OGSF. I'm with Berli on this one. No Reproduction For Panzer Leader. *Second Rule of Gerbils: don't let Richard Gere get anywhere near them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Oh, ignoring the drunken philosopher I see. Uppity pillocks. Won't spare you the last verse. I cannot see the glory of the umpteenth level thief He can hide in shadows and then cause you lots of grief His backstab multiplier is just way beyond belief As he goes sneaking on... Good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: I'm casting Magic Missile!Real men packed a PGMP-12 and wore Battle Dress in Traveller campaigns. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Malakovski: <font size=-1>Oh, ignoring the drunken philosopher I see.</font>Best for all concerned, really. Besides, you missed out the verse that reminds me of our very own dalem: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the flower-power Monk He's no use for armor, magic weapons, or such junk And he's immune to poison so he never winds up drunk As he goes marching on! Thankyou, and goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by PondScum: Besides, you missed out the verse that reminds me of our very own dalem.True. And there's even on about Seanachai: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level bard He's both thief and fighter and he thinks he's really hard He plays the Hammond organ and the electrical guitar As he goes filking on... Now truly, to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I'm casting Magic Missile!Real men packed a PGMP-12 and wore Battle Dress in Traveller campaigns. Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Dunno. But if he idolises me I hope he gives me a lot of money, showers me with gifts or something. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I'm casting Magic Missile!Real men packed a PGMP-12 and wore Battle Dress in Traveller campaigns. Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Only the fact that I am drunk is keeping me from taking my own life, right now. Here, have some coffee, friend.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Only the fact that I am drunk is keeping me from taking my own life, right now. Here, have some coffee, friend....</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 ARGH!!!!! I wasn't going to read this thread, but I was bored to tears. Now I've read it and I feel ill. Shoulda stuck with my original intention. The only redeeming feature was the mention of a Wine (wine, ya git, not whine... that's on the outer board... where you belong) Tourney. Oh, and before I forget... Seanachai... No freakin' way. Out of the bloody question. Over your dead and rotting corpse. Not in this or any other lifetime. PANZER LEADER SHALL NOT REPRODUCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Did I miss something? Prolly not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 You know the great thing about Berli? He's constant, he's stable, like a good wheat-germ enema. Gaylord Focker! Pshaw, did no one think to consider my feelings?? He is the perrennial fool on the Hill, he is the Nowhere Man but he ain't no squire of mine. E'en thoough I held his hand and nurtured him back to health when he was beaten with bricks, e'en though it was MY shoulder that caught the tears of his crying jags, e'en though it was I who had to stay up till twelve-thirty on a Sunday night to watch the latest episode of The Iron Chef. No thank-you. However, though glad that I shan't be saddled with the little Focker, I am still stung by Berli's automatonic response, therefore, I have a counter-offer: I propose, nay demand, that one Berlichtingen, having denied squireship to a full kanigget, be required to take on said wastrel (said serf) as his own, beloved squire. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. (And another thing - Did anyone actually PLAY Aftermath? I had it, and it was complex and gorgeous, but we could never seem to actually play it.) (and a second other thing, two words: Twilight 2000) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I'm casting Magic Missile!Real men packed a PGMP-12 and wore Battle Dress in Traveller campaigns. Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I'm casting Magic Missile!Real men packed a PGMP-12 and wore Battle Dress in Traveller campaigns. Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Boo Radley's feeling left out! Come on everyone, let's talk about dating cousins, watching Oprah, playing with ourselves, the latest self-help books out on the market, and all thos other Gr-rr-reat! things Boo is interested in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Boo Radley's feeling left out! Come on everyone, let's talk about dating cousins, watching Oprah, playing with ourselves, the latest self-help books out on the market, and all thos other Gr-rr-reat! things Boo is interested in.Dont forget the "Gilmore Girls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 You better watch it boyo - you're on thin ice with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Man mabe those geograph polls are on to something........i'll give you a hint, July 1st is Candadian Independence Day, like our 4th of July.Let's see if I got this straight. I'm supposed to pay attention to ANYTHING about Canada? Are you seriously trying to suggest that there's ANYTHING remotely interesting or noteworthy about CANADA FOR THE LOVE O'GAWD! ... excepting my own lovely child bride of 30+ years of course who was born there ... in Climax, Saskatchewan no less. Furthermore, the last time I checked, GEOGRAPHY has next to nothing to do with DATES you cretin. Go boil a wok or something. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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