Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Poobear, get your movie quotes right: "Anyone who runs is a V.C. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined V.C." SteveSorry Stevie, haven't committed the entire movie to memory. Guess that just proves your quote, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurent_Lavail Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Poobear: Too much Drakar Noir, Please ???? Originally posted by Poobear: Teletubbies, I suppose you're watching Teletubbies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Harrison Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 My number one reason: They dont have to cross a big ocean with a big bill to see WWII historical sites. Thats reason enough for me. Chad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Paulus Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Personnally I'm french and I don't hate any contry's people. But I think that's why Americans hate french people that french hate american. France is the most beautiful country of the world but got some problems at this time. Stop talking about Europe's contry. Most of France people has got america's dream. Madmatt please close this topic it's not talikng about CMBB. Paulus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Determinant Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Poobear: reasons continued; Europacks (aka the male purse), Smelly French People, French Accents, Too much Drakar Noir, Moby, Teletubbies, etc...Pooh, Christopher Robin asked me to make three points on his behalf: 1. Moby is one of yours. That's both the bald music guy (I wonder - do you think that he is by any chance related to you know who?) and the white whale. 2. You consider that there is a state of 'just the right amount of Drakar Noir'? Interesting. 3. Europacks. Is this the same thing as a 'Fanny Pack'? Always gets a smile out of me that one. Fanny Pack. See I smiled. Toodle Pip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Determinant: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Poobear: reasons continued; Europacks (aka the male purse), Smelly French People, French Accents, Too much Drakar Noir, Moby, Teletubbies, etc...Pooh, Christopher Robin asked me to make three points on his behalf: 1. Moby is one of yours. That's both the bald music guy (I wonder - do you think that he is by any chance related to you know who?) and the white whale. 2. You consider that there is a state of 'just the right amount of Drakar Noir'? Interesting. 3. Europacks. Is this the same thing as a 'Fanny Pack'? Always gets a smile out of me that one. Fanny Pack. See I smiled. Toodle Pip!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Von Paulus: Personnally I'm french and I don't hate any contry's people. But I think that's why Americans hate french people that french hate american. France is the most beautiful country of the world but got some problems at this time. Stop talking about Europe's contry. Most of France people has got america's dream. Madmatt please close this topic it's not talikng about CMBB. PaulusRelax! Or else we'll sick the Germans on you again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Poobear: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Von Paulus: Personnally I'm french and I don't hate any contry's people. But I think that's why Americans hate french people that french hate american. France is the most beautiful country of the world but got some problems at this time. Stop talking about Europe's contry. Most of France people has got america's dream. Madmatt please close this topic it's not talikng about CMBB. PaulusRelax! Or else we'll sick the Germans on you again! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Poobear: #3) No, refering to the strapped across the center of the chest pack that was all the rave about two years ago! Sounds like a description of a strait Jacket... Which brings me to my point... All the rave!!! Two years ago!!! And you were where exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juha Ahoniemi Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Not happy about Teletubbies? Then try this game, maybe it helps You to relax! http://www.servus.at/DNS/tele/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spook Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Spook: And if Onehitsky keeps trying to recycle a topic that was padlocked, without pausing to think why that happened, he may be a contender for "quickest BF forum casualty."Spook, why don't you check the times of the posts in the two threads. You'll find that the one that was padlocked was posted at 9:59 am; the one that is still open, at 9:55 am. In other words, he didn't 'recycle' a padlocked topic; it looks like his sin may have been simply double posting. Everyone needs to just take a huge chill pill here. The guy is a newbie and obviously a bit puerile, but you guys are really overreacting. Steve</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Poobear: #3) No, refering to the strapped across the center of the chest pack that was all the rave about two years ago! Sounds like a description of a strait Jacket... Which brings me to my point... All the rave!!! Two years ago!!! And you were where exactly? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Ps. While the thread is still open (5...4..3...), British teeth, Frenchmens Breath, and German Food (now come on Brits, Italians and Swiss, you have to agree w/ me on this one!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Wittman Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Padlock this crap now please!!!!! And no your not being funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Some people don't need a smilie to understand a thread is 'tongue in cheek' or just being silly. I will note, though, that as bad off as the Europeans may be in getting CMBB, they should take heart in knowing that their Canadian brethren are that much worse off -- given the nature of Canadian customs, most Canucks are hoping to get CMBB as a late Christmas gift. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Murray Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Don't forget fat men in Speedo's!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Devils Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Poobear: Ps. While the thread is still open (5...4..3...), British teeth, Frenchmens Breath, and German Food (now come on Brits, Italians and Swiss, you have to agree w/ me on this one!).Ouch! That stings like squirting lemon in an eye. Don't forget.... European Cars, Starting Wars they can't finish, and let's see... oh yes, I think it was mentioned above... THE FRENCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Devils Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Rob Murray: Don't forget fat men in Speedo's!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Cringes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdSober Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 WTF? Since when have the Teletubbies been French? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Bellator Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Six reasons why Americans had to have the game early 1) To recover from the shock that a cardboard box can be delivered to their house which does not contain artery blocking junk food. 2) To give them chance to scrutinise the units, in their endeavours to find out exactly which American force won the war on the Russian Front. 3) To start their copious consumption of American beer several weeks in advance. They then sportingly enter the TCP mayhem with the same blood-alcohol level as their Euro opponents have after their first whisky. 4) To give up looking for big sweaty men or rad-teenage-dudes when they realisie that Extreme FOW is not another made up US sport. 5) After the unaccustomed deep thought caused by the game, their lawsuits will start against BFC when they will claim that CMB2B stood for Caused My Brain 2 Burst. 6) To give them chance to recover from their headaches caused by squinting at the mini-map, as they try to ascertain exactly which part of the USA it is showing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spook Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Some people don't need a smilie to understand a thread is 'tongue in cheek' or just being silly. I didn't limit to smilies. One could put "just kidding" or "(j/k)" as another version of a humor disclaimer. Anyway, most seem to be taking this thread in humorous light, and hopefully it stays that way. But the original post could've quite as easily been offensive to some other posters, and it indeed appears to be to a few. I will note, though, that as bad off as the Europeans may be in getting CMBB, they should take heart in knowing that their Canadian brethren are that much worse off -- given the nature of Canadian customs, most Canucks are hoping to get CMBB as a late Christmas gift. Steve It's a time-honored tradition, here at BTS and other wargamer forums, for Canadian wargamers (and others) to speak poorly of Canadian customs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeauCoupDinkyDau Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Rex_Bellator: Six reasons why Americans had to have the game early 1) To recover from the shock that a cardboard box can be delivered to their house which does not contain artery blocking junk food. 2) To give them chance to scrutinise the units, in their endeavours to find out exactly which American force won the war on the Russian Front. 3) To start their copious consumption of American beer several weeks in advance. They then sportingly enter the TCP mayhem with the same blood-alcohol level as their Euro opponents have after their first whisky. 4) To give up looking for big sweaty men or rad-teenage-dudes when they realisie that Extreme FOW is not another made up US sport. 5) After the unaccustomed deep thought caused by the game, their lawsuits will start against BFC when they will claim that CMB2B stood for Caused My Brain 2 Burst. 6) To give them chance to recover from their headaches caused by squinting at the mini-map, as they try to ascertain exactly which part of the USA it is showing.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdSober Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Personally, I'm not French, but I do live in their godforsaken country. Isn't it bad enough that we're going to be the last people in the known universe to get our hands on CMBB without you Yanks rubbing it in? By the way, who gives a monkey's about the Canadians? Nobody over here can tell you apart from the Americans anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Bates Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 A handful of English football thugs could conquer France in, say, six weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffin 'Enry Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Thin Red Line: What's wrong exactly with the French ?What’s wrong with the French? Well, First off we very kindly gave them Calais, but all we got back was the bidet. Then every summer their air traffic controllers go on strike and stop us going on holiday. They all wear berets and they are all called, “Jaques” They steal from us Brits the words they lack (e.g. “Le Weekend”, “Le Camping” and “Cul de sac”) That’s what’s wrong with the French They bake their bread in such a naughty shape And they brag about their wine and worship the grape They criticise our food but then they eat crepe That’s what’s wrong with the French And now they have started coming over here in droves; French cigarettes, French letters and French clothes. I am sick and tired of eating all this brie, And I’ll be buggered if I go to gay Paree. That’s what’s wrong with the French They are pretty cocky about their games in the dark They claim that with girls they light a special spark But look what the bastards did to Joan of Arc That’s what’s wrong with the French What I really resent is that they are so good in bed. With apologies to Mr. Atkinson et al. And also to any of our French friends who may be offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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