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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

I'm receiving no E-mails whatsoever, other than offers to increase my bust size.

Hmmm. All I get are ones saying I can increase my penis size, offers for little blue pills, and ads for "hot girl on girl action" websites. Wanna trade email addresses?

Kitty

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

I'm receiving no E-mails whatsoever, other than offers to increase my bust size.

Hmmm. All I get are ones saying I can increase my penis size, offers for little blue pills, and ads for "hot girl on girl action" websites. Wanna trade email addresses?

Kitty

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Kitty,

My email sucks. I can't get any turns through to Boo, and am sorely lacking in the types of emails you mention.

Though I apparently have no suitable email to trade, I plead with you to take pity on me and forward the "hot girl on girl action" etc. mail to me.

Papa

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Kitty,

My email sucks. I can't get any turns through to Boo, and am sorely lacking in the types of emails you mention.

Though I apparently have no suitable email to trade, I plead with you to take pity on me and forward the "hot girl on girl action" etc. mail to me.

Papa

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In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain

And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the "D" train

We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight

Ask himself if it's him or them that's really insane

Louise, she's all right, she's just near

She's delicate and seems like the mirror

But she just makes it all too concise and too clear

That Johanna's not here

The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face

Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place

Art there? Does anyone yet acknowledge this Olde One? Where is Boo? Where is my large, thuggish henchman?

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In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain

And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the "D" train

We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight

Ask himself if it's him or them that's really insane

Louise, she's all right, she's just near

She's delicate and seems like the mirror

But she just makes it all too concise and too clear

That Johanna's not here

The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face

Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place

Art there? Does anyone yet acknowledge this Olde One? Where is Boo? Where is my large, thuggish henchman?

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain

And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the "D" train

We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight

Ask himself if it's him or them that's really insane

Louise, she's all right, she's just near

She's delicate and seems like the mirror

But she just makes it all too concise and too clear

That Johanna's not here

The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face

Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place

..and all the colored girls go

do...do-do...do..do-do-do...

do...do-do..do-do-do-...

Does anyone yet acknowledge this Olde One?
*leans forward and squints*

By Jon-j-rambo (legend), there's an Olde One!!!

Guards!!! ...Better call for the Royal pest exterminator.

KING (DISPATCHER OF VERMIN) MACE

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain

And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the "D" train

We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight

Ask himself if it's him or them that's really insane

Louise, she's all right, she's just near

She's delicate and seems like the mirror

But she just makes it all too concise and too clear

That Johanna's not here

The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face

Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place

..and all the colored girls go

do...do-do...do..do-do-do...

do...do-do..do-do-do-...

Does anyone yet acknowledge this Olde One?
*leans forward and squints*

By Jon-j-rambo (legend), there's an Olde One!!!

Guards!!! ...Better call for the Royal pest exterminator.

KING (DISPATCHER OF VERMIN) MACE

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Originally posted by Mace:

By Jon-j-rambo (legend), there's an Olde One!!!

Guards!!! ...Better call for the Royal pest exterminator.

KING (DISPATCHER OF VERMIN) MACE

Good. The fecking Australians still acknowledge that I'm here. All is right with the world.
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Originally posted by Mace:

By Jon-j-rambo (legend), there's an Olde One!!!

Guards!!! ...Better call for the Royal pest exterminator.

KING (DISPATCHER OF VERMIN) MACE

Good. The fecking Australians still acknowledge that I'm here. All is right with the world.
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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

By Jon-j-rambo (legend), there's an Olde One!!!

Guards!!! ...Better call for the Royal pest exterminator.

KING (DISPATCHER OF VERMIN) MACE

Good. The fecking Australians still acknowledge that I'm here. All is right with the world. </font>
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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

By Jon-j-rambo (legend), there's an Olde One!!!

Guards!!! ...Better call for the Royal pest exterminator.

KING (DISPATCHER OF VERMIN) MACE

Good. The fecking Australians still acknowledge that I'm here. All is right with the world. </font>
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Originally posted by Noba:

]Oh no we bloody well don't ! That non-turn-sending-poseur-king-wannabe, is NOT representative of things AUSTRALIAN...he's an imposting poseur !! Composting even.

Noba.

Shush! I like you puddles of dingo piss to feel like you're doing well in the world. For you are the most awful of my children.

Every response from an Australian is like a prayer to the Brewer's Art. No matter how fecking stupid it might be, which is, almost as a given, the very basis of every Australian response.

Ssshhhhh.

I'm going to bed now. I like you lot a whole lot.

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Originally posted by Noba:

]Oh no we bloody well don't ! That non-turn-sending-poseur-king-wannabe, is NOT representative of things AUSTRALIAN...he's an imposting poseur !! Composting even.

Noba.

Shush! I like you puddles of dingo piss to feel like you're doing well in the world. For you are the most awful of my children.

Every response from an Australian is like a prayer to the Brewer's Art. No matter how fecking stupid it might be, which is, almost as a given, the very basis of every Australian response.

Ssshhhhh.

I'm going to bed now. I like you lot a whole lot.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Every response from an Australian is like a prayer to the Brewer's Art.

Actually, it is a prayer to the Brewer's art.

I'm going to bed now. I like you lot a whole lot.
Awww shucks. Pleasant dreams *tucks the little gnome in*

Mace

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Every response from an Australian is like a prayer to the Brewer's Art.

Actually, it is a prayer to the Brewer's art.

I'm going to bed now. I like you lot a whole lot.
Awww shucks. Pleasant dreams *tucks the little gnome in*

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Every response from an Australian is like a prayer to the Brewer's Art.

Actually, it is a prayer to the Brewer's art.

I'm going to bed now. I like you lot a whole lot.
Awww shucks. Pleasant dreams *tucks the little gnome in*

Mace </font>

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