Michael Emrys Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: We have everything.Hmm... let's see... does your Emrysotopian society have deep-fried beercans with reindeer-flavoured chocolate coating? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Michael Emrys spouted: We have everything. Our motto is, "We devour the world." Globalism in action, son.You lie, Sir! No Twisties! No Tim Tams! Barbarians! :mad: dalem expouted: We have 5 different brands of caramel-coated popcorn. We will BURY YOU! Yes you will. Because If it's not salted or chocolate covered, we won't eat it, and such snack pretenders like caramalised popcorn will just lie there, uneaten!!! :mad: :mad: Hey there's a thought, chocolate covered chips. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Hey there's a thought, chocolate covered chips.Ugh. [shudder] After we're done with Finnland, we're coming after you lot. It's time you were introduced to true Southern barbecue. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: That's merely a sign of our prosperity. And that we have the best snack food industry in the world. Michael and the world's best lyposuction industry.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 It's called 'recycling'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Recycling indeed. It explains where they get all that fat for deep frying. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Have you ever seen that junk when they suck it out of tubby 'merkins? errrrrgggghhhhh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Recycling indeed. It explains where they get all that fat for deep frying. Mace Have you ever seen 'Fight Club'? No? Go watch it. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: And that we have the best snack food industry in the world.Can't have. You don't have twisties nor Tim tams. :mad: Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by 86smopuim: Have you ever seen 'Fight Club'?Rule No 1.....DON'T mention the 'Fight Club'! :mad: Mace [ March 27, 2005, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Recycling indeed. It explains where they get all that fat for deep frying."Waste not, want not." Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Physim Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 I can't take seriously any country that doesn't have monotremes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: and the world's best lyposuction industry.... Jeez, there's a name I haven't seen for years on this board. Have you been hiding in the Peng thread or sumfink? BTW Seanachai, I'm happy to take you up on your offer but you'll have to send the setup. I'm a laid back Aussie remember. We never initiate anything, just tidy up other peoples messes. Regards Jim R. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by Kanonier Reichmann: I'm a laid back Aussie remember. We never initiate anything, just tidy up other peoples messes.I thought Australia WAS other people's (Pommies') mess. What are you going to do about that, huh? Huh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kanonier Reichmann: I'm a laid back Aussie remember. We never initiate anything, just tidy up other peoples messes.I thought Australia WAS other people's (Pommies') mess. What are you going to do about that, huh? Huh?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Bluebottle Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Ah, what can one say about a nation where: Aussie women woodchoppers cut competition down to size Australian women have confirmed that they are the world's best woodchoppers. The national women's woodchop team has had a decisive, half-a-block win against New Zealand and the United States at Sydney's Royal Easter Show. The international event comes just two months after the inaugural Test in New Zealand, where Australia beat the Kiwis in front of an intimidating crowd. But Aussie captain Cathy Munday says this time, the crowd was on her side. "Thank goodness it stopped raining long enough to pack the grandstand," she said. "She was quite a chorus of Advance Australia Fair and we all stood up and it was an amazing feeling. "We had the backing of the crowd this time and they were certainly roaring, the screams and noises were amazing." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: And that we have the best snack food industry in the world.Can't have. You don't have twisties nor Tim tams. :mad: Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisbech_lad Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Let's face it the Gnome is just having some ancestor regrets. Why o why o why couldn't've his great great grand dad have been a petty thief instead of a petty farmer? His life could have been so much, well, not better, but more fitting. In a culture where to be a drunken bludger is not just tolerated but celebrated, where Ricky Williams can find sanctuary, where shorts are acceptable attire? But nooo, poor sod ended up in Minnesota. With people like Dalem. Whereas if anyone should have been an ocker, it's Seanachai (In interest of full dislosure. My ancestor regret is that the lazy sods didn't get off their arses and found a world leading brewery. We could be drinking Reed's, not Guiness or Fuller's or Bass, and I wouldn't have to work. Wankers) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Physim Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 So Seanachai is from Minnesota eh? That explains the afinity to Tasmanian's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Lots of Norwegian bachelor farmers in Tasmania too? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Australia is a lovely land Its full of Bonza Blokes Shelia's, Beer and no-ones queer Except in Pommie jokes Australians are a lovely lot They're Gawd's own chosen race When they see a fairy Pom They smash him in the face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Burma Shave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Physim Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Lots of Norwegian bachelor farmers in Tasmania too? Michael Possibly, if you don't count the one's married to their sisters. Maybe on second thought Tasmania is more like Alabama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisbech_lad Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Standard isolated islanders/ hicks joke. Uses "Orkney Islands" in this version, substitute local equivalent as you see fit. The night of his wedding to a fellow islander in the Orkneys, the son come crying home to mother, bewailing that the marriage is over even before it started. He doesn't want to say why, it is so shocking, but finally she gets him to spill the beans. "Mother, mother, SHE WAS A VIRGIN!" "WHAT! Well, if she wasn't good enough for her family, she isn't good enough for ours!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by Richie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: Jeez, a post in jest, and one of the wankers has to show up and prove him right. Hey, speaking from an Australian point of view, sometimes I just don't find it funny. I get drunk and tired, I find another thread bagging Australians and yes, I posted like a wanker.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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