Guest konrad Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Oh great! Is that the new twenty dollar bill? They don't even have Jackson's picture anymore. Sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Giger is such a sweet man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Giger is such a sweet man.Is he the one who invented the radiation counter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by R Leete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Giger is such a sweet man.Is he the one who invented the radiation counter? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by Noba: Oh, my Liege, don't even mention that four-letter word. NEVER shall a serf spring from these fingers. I vowed upon learning whom was my Grandliege that I could never be a part of continuing that line...no, better to die. Alone. And anyway, it's, [ugh]European[/ugh]. Noba. Blimey it is. Who let a person from that soon to be sunken land (wonder why us Amis want global warming so much, it will do in Belgium and New Zealand once and for all). In any case, your grand liege is the honored, respectable, sadly loopy and with a bit of drool on his cheek, but still manly I am told, Berli the oldest marine in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Halfwits! Dalem not having been close to a woman! I know this is not true. My last arrest of him was when I discovered his glory hole into the women's restroom of the Pikeville Center for Feminine Reorientation and he had to have been within at least a meter of a woman when I put the first cuff on. (S)he was quite a looker too, even at that stage, as I discovered during my investigation of Dalem's perversions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by Slapdragon: Halfwits! Dalem not having been close to a woman! I know this is not true. My last arrest of him was when I discovered his glory hole into the women's restroom of the Pikeville Center for Feminine Reorientation and he had to have been within at least a meter of a woman when I put the first cuff on. (S)he was quite a looker too, even at that stage, as I discovered during my investigation of Dalem's perversions. I think that's just about enough of Dalem's perversions, by the way we don't bold the names of NON-CessPoolers. Now if you'd been discussing dalem then all bets would be off. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by Slapdragon: Who let a person from that soon to be sunken land (wonder why us Amis want global warming so much, it will do in Belgium and New Zealand once and for all). Unlike Belgium, most of New Zealand is quite a way above sea level, but of course being an american, you probably think both these countries are somewhere in Asia, twit. [ April 20, 2004, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: v42below ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm a Mary Ann man myself. Joe Great. Now I've got this mental vision of you in gingham and pigtails. My Gawd, you're a big, ugly girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by Slapdragon: Halfwits! Dalem not having been close to a woman! I know this is not true. My last arrest of him was when I discovered his glory hole into the women's restroom of the Pikeville Center for Feminine Reorientation and he had to have been within at least a meter of a woman when I put the first cuff on. (S)he was quite a looker too, even at that stage, as I discovered during my investigation of Dalem's perversions. I only wish that you had told me that I was supposed to FACE the gloryhole and not back up to it before - well... You know. The girls in the paddy wagon were exceedingly nice at least, but the light made them look like they had adam's apples. Weird, that. [ April 20, 2004, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: Unlike Belgium, most of New Zealand is quite a way above sea level, but of course being an american, you probably think both these countries are somewhere in Asia, twit. New Zealand is a country? I thought it was something unfortunate that Australia pooped out after too many Vegemite & Whisky shakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 On the contrary, Australia is an accident that happened following too many Marmite and Speights shakes drunk by a West Coast farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 I thought Australia was The Land That God Forgot...or is that "trying to forget"? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Mother???!!!! What are you doing here? :eek: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Slapdragon: Who let a person from that soon to be sunken land (wonder why us Amis want global warming so much, it will do in Belgium and New Zealand once and for all). Unlike Belgium, most of New Zealand is quite a way above sea level, but of course being an american, you probably think both these countries are somewhere in Asia, twit. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Ginger was once a man. Everyone knows that. Who's this "god" everyone's talking about? Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 He sounds like a sissy. This, "god" person, I mean. *sniff* Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I thought Australia was The Land That God Forgot...or is that "trying to forget"?Shhhhhh. Don't draw attention to us. It's better that way. KING MACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by lenakonrad: *ponders* Obviously it's some sort of Civil Servant guideline from antiquity. It's apparent that the current methods we use to shaft the general public now were practised way back then as well. KING (LET THEM EAT CAKE) MACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by Slapdragon: Republic of New Zealand inc. There goes another american projecting the us approach to government and life in general onto an unsuspecting helpless country. Next thing we know, our dragonboats will be anihalated by the us Pacific Fleet, our infrastructure bombed the crap out of and our sheep confiscated all on the pretense that NZ is hoarding weapons of grass destruction. All this inevitably followed by announcments in the style of "Despite heavy opposition by NZ militia, us troops have captured Whangarei. This is the 6th Whangarei the us forces have captured this week" and the like. We are a monarchy, thank you very much! None of that "let's see who can strike the best pose, buy more media and get the best lawyers so he can be dictator for the next four years and get first dibs at the interns" crap. It's times like these I wish the poms had won that pathetic excuse for a war you had with them. P.S. Whata makes you think I'm a Pakeha, bro? You keep goin the way you're goin and me and the whanau are gonna come down there and show you where to put your whakapapa, followed by a nice hangi, with your dead carcass as the centre piece. BTW, got a spare dollar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Let it be known that the poseur, imposter, sheepshagger-with-aims-waay-above-his-station, is NOT IN ANYWAY TO BE CALLED A COLLING...COLLIN....Coll.... <font size=+3PIES SUPPORTER !</font> Nosirreebob! OK? ok! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 You lousy perforated sheet of goinks. I am eating well. I am getting more and better exercise than I have in years. I am relatively relaxed and at peace with the world. So why in the bloody nine hecks can my immune system NOT beat the crap out some silly little DNA-rewriting yahoos in my bloodstream? I thought they had turned that trick the night before last. I blame... I'm too whiney to blame anyone myself. Papa Khann please assign blame for me. You lot of factory seconds, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm a Mary Ann man myself. Joe Great. Now I've got this mental vision of you in gingham and pigtails. My Gawd, you're a big, ugly girl. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: On the contrary, Australia is an accident that happened following too many Marmite and Speights shakes drunk by a West Coast farmer. I always knew that New Zealand was full of ****e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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