**YK2** Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Nice to be back in Cess palace with all the familiar surroundings... The place does seem a bit dusty and smelly.. Although not nearly as bad as Meeks ship was..... Sinks into her throne Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Home Sweet Home.... Sigh I think after the high seas escapade, we need extra locks on the doors to keep out any SSNS or dodgy characters.. Up up...and Away then.. You all know the rules by now... If you don't then do a Search, cos I can't be arsed to post them... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Sinks into her throne Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Home Sweet Home....Thick clouds of smoke, smelling of brimstome, boil up from the floor. The throne sinks into the floor, almost as if it were liquid. A dark figure watches on and smiles Be damned... again... if Meeks will kidnap her again. The figure disolves into the smoke and then the smoke disapates. The throne room returns to a quiet state... quiet as a tomb [ January 31, 2004, 03:59 AM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Aww MAN. She never told me how to get that corset thing off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Aww MAN. She never told me how to get that corset thing off. Silly sod, you should've asked Mace... After his hot session with Miss Kitty he was a-bubblin' an a-steamin' but those lanolined fingers o' his were real supple and RE A D Y to roll. He'd have shown you in a flash !! Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abteilung Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Edit after several days and no response: Apparently this is an exclusive club which does not welcome any new members or feel it necessary to provide anything other than an extremely rude reception. (I was told to not let the door hit me in the ass last time) Figures. *shrugs* Judging by the behavior and the general manner of discourse here, it is not a place I would want to be associated with, in afterthought. It lacks a certain joie de vive...one would say. Especially that arrogant individual with the misspelled millenium bug as his/her/its handle. That one seems entirely too content with itself. [ February 03, 2004, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Abteilung ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Umm, squire? I'm not exactly sure that a Marine has any business posting insults about anyone else's hair. =) Kitty My dear lady, my hair style is by choice and not by that fickel mistress known as genetics. While the difference may escape some of the slower witted about this place, I am sure your most esteemed self already understands this point, and I am simply preaching to the choir. Besides, it doesnt take long to dry after a shower and some members of the opposite sex do indeed... dig it. . While our own dear Mace claims to have tresses of Cher quality, I do not think it really counts when said ringlets are reconstructed from the tufts found on a Eucalyptus after a Koala molts then glued strategically about a bald pate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Umm, squire? I'm not exactly sure that a Marine has any business posting insults about anyone else's hair. =) Kitty My dear lady, my hair style is by choice </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Umm, squire? I'm not exactly sure that a Marine has any business posting insults about anyone else's hair. =) Kitty My dear lady, my hair style is by choice </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Do you lot want Kitty back for good? She's off her flaming rocker. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: Do you lot want Kitty back for good? She's off her flaming rocker. :mad: :mad: :mad: Shut your pus filled mouth and send me a turn, you maggot molesting slithering eel! I will be the Krauts! :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: Do you lot want Kitty back for good? She's off her flaming rocker. What? Not man enough to handle her? Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Umm, squire? I'm not exactly sure that a Marine has any business posting insults about anyone else's hair. =) Kitty My dear lady, my hair style is by choice </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: *picks up Kitty's feet and places on lap; notices hangnail; expertly removes hangnail with teeth and without tearing skin; places in small keepsake matchbox* ...Uppity?.. *begins rubbing Kitty's feet with solution of spirits of wintergreen and oil of ambrosia* I do not believe I was being . . . *Accidentally kicks Aces in the face* Oops! Sorry, that tickled. =) Do you want this back? *holds out severed end of Aces tongue* Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Do you lot want Kitty back for good? She's off her flaming rocker. What? Not man enough to handle her? Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: That's right. I only have one Y chromosome. It must be difficult living without the other Y chromosome. *takes his own XY chromosome down, dusts and polishes it, then puts it back on the mantlepiece* Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Do you lot want Kitty back for good? She's off her flaming rocker. What? Not man enough to handle her? Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: *picks up Kitty's feet and places on lap; notices hangnail; expertly removes hangnail with teeth and without tearing skin; places in small keepsake matchbox* ...Uppity?.. *begins rubbing Kitty's feet with solution of spirits of wintergreen and oil of ambrosia* I do not believe I was being . . . *Accidentally kicks Aces in the face* Oops! Sorry, that tickled. =) Do you want this back? *holds out severed end of Aces tongue* Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 So, are we all done with the pirate jokes, then? How about one more for the road, eh? A pirate with hooks for hands says to his doctor, "It hurts when I pee." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Wait, wait, wait...I got one too... So, this pirate walks into a bar...OW! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 So why are none of you festering boils sending me the turns you owe me? Such things make me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: So why are none of you festering boils sending me the turns you owe me? Such things make me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Maybe because you're such a prancing nong? Just a guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: So why are none of you festering boils sending me the turns you owe me? Such things make me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Maybe because you're such a prancing nong? Just a guess. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 I'm making a map. Italian, city and surrounding countryside. Meeting engagement. I'm trying to make it a bit...interesting. Anyone want to play test it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I'm making a map. Italian, city and surrounding countryside. Meeting engagement. I'm trying to make it a bit...interesting. Anyone want to play test it? Wow. You should be in sales. You're so, umm, compelling. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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