Hans Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Hey did anyone else hear that funny sound of a flamethrower being ignited? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Geez, you hear that? Good thing he's down wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucho Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Do you have a gas cooker at home? Use a lighter, put on the gas and... wait, most flamthowers have a lighter built in (a flint?). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Lucke Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Mein Gott Fritz! How much sauerkraut did you eat? Rip another one like that, and Ivan is sure to spot us! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Coitus interruptus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 Historical note, I believe these lads are up against the Dutch. Hey guys, I see another mine field with even MORE grazing machine gun fire we can crawl thru. What luck ya! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "Whaddaya mean, 'That hill has started walking toward us'???'" :eek: Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "Schnell! Gib in der Verkehrszentrale Bescheid! Sie rollen wieder mit ihren Wohnwägen an!" ("Quick! Radio traffic control! Tha annual assault of trailers and mobile homes has started!" Note: If you've ever driven on German Autobahnen during the summer, you'll know what I mean...) Gruß Joachim [ May 07, 2004, 08:07 AM: Message edited by: Joachim ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John D Salt Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 KARL: "You had the spare parts wallet last. That's the only place there's a replacement firing pin. If you haven't got it now, go back and find where you put it down." OTTO: "And, ummm, quickly, please." DIETER: "Oh, bother." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Fritz! No! That rabbit's a killer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 *spotting round of 155mm VT goes off not too far away* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Would you fire a VT as a spotting round? I don't know...maybe... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Originally posted by John D Salt: KARL: "You had the spare parts wallet last. That's the only place there's a replacement firing pin. If you haven't got it now, go back and find where you put it down." OTTO: "And, ummm, quickly, please." DIETER: "Oh, bother." I think you've caught the true essence of German humor there, John. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Would you fire a VT as a spotting round? I don't know...maybe... Michael Hmmm. Good question. If the round had ballistic properties even slightly different than normal 155 HE then it would make sense. But in the game, 155mm VT spotting rounds go off just like the following ones, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Mein Gott!! It's Emrys spreading sunshine and joy. QUICK, HIDE!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzertruppe Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "That can't be Elvis"! "Herr Elvis is todt!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Did the Germans ever give the ISU-152 a nickname? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benpark Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "Novelty cameras that look like grenades are NOT funny, Gunther!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Salt is close, but not spot on. "Fritz! The machinegun tripod! Never mind what the grogs say, we could definitely use it! Go!" "But I can never remember - am I allowed to Run with it?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "I don't understand why I keep getting 'sight blocked' at 2 cm!?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CombinedArms Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "Mein Gott, Fritz! I'm all for enlargement but not by mechanical means." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Drop Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "What?! . . . How many? . . . are you sh*ting me!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vergeltungswaffe Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Helmut (on the left): I don't care how much cover we have, I am crawling out...there....somewhere....until I run back here...or not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Originally posted by Vergeltungswaffe: Helmut (on the left): I don't care how much cover we have, I am crawling out...there....somewhere....until I run back here...or not [in the background] Gunther: Has Helmut gone mad??? Jürgen: No, we call it "Artificial Sanity". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holman Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Caption: "I vunder vot grass mod he ist usink?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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