Dave H Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Huh. I thought "Prostate Mace" was his nickname. Go figgur.That name terrifies every sheep in Australia. Probably the koalas, wallabies, and kangaroos, too. :eek: :eek: The women just point and laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: *falls over* *kicks prostate Mace* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: *falls over* *kicks prostate Mace* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 Bwahahaha!! I guess the swimming is paying off. I was asked for ID at the beer store today! The legal drinking age here is 19 and the policy at the store is to ID everyone who looks 25 or younger. But I mean, c'mon -- I'm 32! I asked the guy if it was the 50 or so grey hairs in my goatee that threw him off, the fact that I am bald or that I was buying Guinness. "Know many under-19 year-olds that enjoy a pint of Guinness?" the guy behind me quipped. I haven't been IDed since I was about 22. :eek: [ December 10, 2004, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 Bwahahaha!! I guess the swimming is paying off. I was asked for ID at the beer store today! The legal drinking age here is 19 and the policy at the store is to ID everyone who looks 25 or younger. But I mean, c'mon -- I'm 32! I asked the guy if it was the 50 or so grey hairs in my goatee that threw him off, the fact that I am bald or that I was buying Guinness. "Know many under-19 year-olds that enjoy a pint of Guinness?" the guy behind me quipped. I haven't been IDed since I was about 22. :eek: [ December 10, 2004, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I was asked for ID at the beer store today! The legal drinking age here is 19 and the policy at the store is to ID everyone who looks 25 or younger. But I mean, c'mon -- I'm 32! Or it's because you just look like a spotty kid. btw...reached puberty yet? :mad: :mad: Mace Say, anyone have any idea where these footprints on my clothing came from? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I was asked for ID at the beer store today! The legal drinking age here is 19 and the policy at the store is to ID everyone who looks 25 or younger. But I mean, c'mon -- I'm 32! Or it's because you just look like a spotty kid. btw...reached puberty yet? :mad: :mad: Mace Say, anyone have any idea where these footprints on my clothing came from? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 God Mace just blows people away with his wit doesn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 God Mace just blows people away with his wit doesn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: God Mace just blows people away with his wit doesn't he? As you blow people away with your half-wit. But really I was just making comment hoping to drive you to suicide. Has it worked yet? :mad: :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: God Mace just blows people away with his wit doesn't he? As you blow people away with your half-wit. But really I was just making comment hoping to drive you to suicide. Has it worked yet? :mad: :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 No it hasn't... have you fallen in love with a sheep yet? *37mm turns away quickly, snickering as he does* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 No it hasn't... have you fallen in love with a sheep yet? *37mm turns away quickly, snickering as he does* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 Ha! I KNEW it! Both parmesan cheese and vomit contain butyric acid!! Next time I tell someone cheese smells like puke I have science on my side. n-Butyric acid, IUPAC name n-Butanoic acid, or normal butyric acid, is a carboxylic acid with structural formula CH3CH2CH2-COOH. It is notably found in rancid butter or vomit and has an unpleasant odor and acrid taste, with a sweetish aftertaste (similar to ether). Butyric acid can be detected by mammals with good scent detection abilities (e.g. dogs) at 10 ppb, while humans can detect it in concentrations above 10 ppm.I beg to differ. I can smell it a mile away. Vile, vile stuff. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 Ha! I KNEW it! Both parmesan cheese and vomit contain butyric acid!! Next time I tell someone cheese smells like puke I have science on my side. n-Butyric acid, IUPAC name n-Butanoic acid, or normal butyric acid, is a carboxylic acid with structural formula CH3CH2CH2-COOH. It is notably found in rancid butter or vomit and has an unpleasant odor and acrid taste, with a sweetish aftertaste (similar to ether). Butyric acid can be detected by mammals with good scent detection abilities (e.g. dogs) at 10 ppb, while humans can detect it in concentrations above 10 ppm.I beg to differ. I can smell it a mile away. Vile, vile stuff. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: No it hasn't... have you fallen in love with a sheep yet? No. I prefer not to get involved in long-term relationships. *37mm turns away quickly, snickering as he does* Poor lad, obviously quite deranged. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: No it hasn't... have you fallen in love with a sheep yet? No. I prefer not to get involved in long-term relationships. *37mm turns away quickly, snickering as he does* Poor lad, obviously quite deranged. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: ...look Vdumbass the waffle thread was created for a purpose. It is here to house the people who just aren’t going to make it in the Peng challenge thread. <font size=5>Make it</font> in the Peng challenge thread?? It is to laugh!! You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better not pout I'm telling you why MasterGoodale's coming to town. Then you'll know why there is a Cheery Waffle Thread. But by then it will be too late for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: ...look Vdumbass the waffle thread was created for a purpose. It is here to house the people who just aren’t going to make it in the Peng challenge thread. <font size=5>Make it</font> in the Peng challenge thread?? It is to laugh!! You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better not pout I'm telling you why MasterGoodale's coming to town. Then you'll know why there is a Cheery Waffle Thread. But by then it will be too late for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: But by then it will be too late for you.Of course it will be, I'm driving him to suicide remember? Gawd, you're a cheery bastage! :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: But by then it will be too late for you.Of course it will be, I'm driving him to suicide remember? Gawd, you're a cheery bastage! :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I was asked for ID at the beer store today! The legal drinking age here is 19 and the policy at the store is to ID everyone who looks 25 or younger. But I mean, c'mon -- I'm 32! It could have been the diapers hanging out of your pants :mad: By the way, I leave paradise tomorrow maggots. :mad: No more sun-tanned oo la la! :mad: No more sunny, 85 degree weather :mad: Back to cold 'merica, work and you maggots :mad: All turns will have to be resent because the stoopid email server deleted them. I know that this affects Wally. I can't remember if Daveitch or Axhoor bothered to send any 'slodies whilst I was on my sabbatical. If any of you greasers want a rematch, send me a setup. Expect some real anger on Sunday :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I was asked for ID at the beer store today! The legal drinking age here is 19 and the policy at the store is to ID everyone who looks 25 or younger. But I mean, c'mon -- I'm 32! It could have been the diapers hanging out of your pants :mad: By the way, I leave paradise tomorrow maggots. :mad: No more sun-tanned oo la la! :mad: No more sunny, 85 degree weather :mad: Back to cold 'merica, work and you maggots :mad: All turns will have to be resent because the stoopid email server deleted them. I know that this affects Wally. I can't remember if Daveitch or Axhoor bothered to send any 'slodies whilst I was on my sabbatical. If any of you greasers want a rematch, send me a setup. Expect some real anger on Sunday :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: But by then it will be too late for you.Of course it will be, I'm driving him to suicide remember? Gawd, you're a cheery bastage! :mad: Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: But by then it will be too late for you.Of course it will be, I'm driving him to suicide remember? Gawd, you're a cheery bastage! :mad: Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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