Moraine Sedai Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Ahhh...here we are again. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... oh...wait...wrong thread. If you are reading this, you are more than likely an SSN - so die a lot. If you don't know what an SSN is, you are in the wrong place so, SOD OFF. If you can't figure out that you are unwanted and are still here, at least make sure we can tell in your profile from whence you came so that we can affix appropriate postage to send your hindquarters packing back home. ...Oh, and we want your email address, too. Entertain us appropriately and we may allow you to linger long enough for us to *BOOT* you a few times...just for giggles. Show some vim and vinegar and spew forth some bile once in a while. Challenge someone, but only someone of equally lowly status. The Olde Ones and Seniour Kanniggits don't want your type here, but you can play with the leggos with the other infantile morons on the lower echelon. Act like you've got a pair, but if you value your dangly bits, do NOT discuss them. Frankly, we've seen it all, so you don't impress us. Don't forget that it is we Ladies of the 'Pool who truly rule this roost. We are usually tolerant, but you just never know...do you? As usual, if I have left out anything, remember the law of the land: Ignorance of the law does not exclude you from it. In other words, SOD OFF! [ March 23, 2005, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 WooT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 You had to edit that drivel? Getting more like Old Foul Joe every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Only to add bold where appropriate. Now mind yer manners or I'll...I'll... I'll think of something really nasty to do to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: If you are reading this, you are more than likely an SSN - so die a lot. If you don't know what an SSN is, you are in the wrong place so, SOD OFF.Before I SOD OFF, what the F. is SSN?(Please,mr. Moraine be nice,without instant graemlins and "Light" Peng without holesterol) You know, I'm from Ljubljana (Hey Joe will be happy)..Damn...this....game.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 "Mister" Moraine? Man, you are just begging to get a kick inna fork. SSN is Scum Sucking Newbie. i.e. you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 If so, than I rather take Mister S's ' fresh garden hate'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: <MARQUEE BEHAVIOR="ALTERNATE"><font face=verdana size=14 color=lime> HERESY</MARQUEE> </font> Oh dear fecking Peng *gets on his knees and prostrates himself before his spiritual lord* This is the worst Peng challenge title I’ve EVER seen and I remind you I rejuvenated this place around the time of that Peng forsaken ‘ozzie trifecta’ thread! This thread title has gotten me finking that even OLDE FOUL JOE, the twisted despoiler of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh) has his advantages! This ‘thread’ is nothing more than blatant Pengless sacrilegious heresy... it’s enough to call back the bizzaro justicar!!! And for fecks sake who the feck is this fecking Ales fecking Doorwhack? What the feck am I fecking asking? I don’t care who the feck, fecking Doorwhack is… all I care about is this despicable title. You know technically my Pengful ‘Crazy idea in Re: Peng Challenges thread’ is still open… we should restart that thread & not this… this… thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Happy Easter everybody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 SHADDUPP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 24, 2005 Author Share Posted March 24, 2005 37mm you ignorant slut! Quit cher bitchin' you stinking amphibian! Hop back onto your lily pad and keep your gaping yap shut, ya filthy faux Frenchman. You can't even get being French right! Maybe this will help even things out...*tosses him a can of Right Guard* You pomme de terre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I only read posts that prominently feature my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 24, 2005 Author Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I only read posts that prominently feature my name. <MARQUEE BEHAVIOR="ALTERNATE"><font face=verdana size=14 color=blue> BOO RADLEY!</MARQUEE> </font> There...you'll read *this* one, I'd wager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Poo Badly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 24, 2005 Author Share Posted March 24, 2005 *hands Stuka the Pepto Bismol* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I can't open the lid!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Whoops... too late.... Now I've soiled my armour... :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 24, 2005 Author Share Posted March 24, 2005 Well that's the last time I give you the medicine bottle with a childproof lid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Its not my fault I don't have any thumbs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 24, 2005 Author Share Posted March 24, 2005 Then how'd you get into your armor? And how do you propose to get *out* of it to change it now you've soiled yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Then how'd you get into your armor? Velcro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: And how do you propose to get *out* of it to change it now you've soiled yourself? A quick hose out while he's still in it will alleviate that problem. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Guys who get married are slow on the uptake. MichaelToday is my 32nd weding anniversary... Thankyou. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 HA I've lived longer than you've been married! By 2 days anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Guys who get married are slow on the uptake. MichaelToday is my 32nd weding anniversary... Thankyou. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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