_Axe_ Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: ...and I come upon a character by the name of Miss Simmonds who runs a sewing shop. Maybe that's where you can go to get your Shermans patched up. :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: GAR RAGRA GRGAGRARG :mad: :mad: And a Happy New Year to you, too, Kitty. How's school? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I forgot to mention my last grades: A- in International Cuisine and A+ in Food History. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Food History 101. 10,000 B.C. -- Kill with spear, cook, eat. 2,000 B.C. -- Harvest with hoe, cook, eat. 50 A.D. -- Catch with net, cook, eat. 1700 A.D. -- Shoot with gun, cook, eat. 2004 A.D. -- Make with factory, cook, eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Nomads drank blood. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: Food History 101. 10,000 B.C. -- Kill with spear, cook, eat. 2,000 B.C. -- Harvest with hoe, cook, eat. 50 A.D. -- Catch with net, cook, eat. 1700 A.D. -- Shoot with gun, cook, eat. 2004 A.D. -- Make with factory, cook, eat. YOU FAIL! 10,000 B.C. -- Kill with spear, cook, eat. 3,000 B.C. -- Harvest with hoe, make beer like stuff, cook, eat, drink. 50 A.D. -- Catch with net, make beer like stff, cook, eat, drink. 1700 A.D. -- Shoot with gun, make ale, cook, eat, drink. 2004 A.D. -- Make with factory, buy beer at the store, cook, eat, drink. :mad: :mad: :mad: "He was a wise man who invented beer." --Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Yeah, WTF Axe?!?!? You limp-wristed, no-TNT-chucking, neo-Prohibitionist Canuckian. Did you have a touch too much and swear off forever cuz you got a itsy-bitsy headache, nancy? All games now v1.03 Maggots which owe me turns: Wallybob Snarker Maggots which send turns proper like: Watson & Crick* *This is good cuz I see his clankies and want to make them go BOOM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Originally posted by Kitty: I forgot to mention my last grades: A- in International Cuisine and A+ in Food History. :mad: Do you have any teachers like the swedish chef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I am...trying...to update to 1.03. My machine is reluctant, and I am updating my proficiency with profane vocabulary at the same time. OpenPlay.dll file or somefink. !#$&*%@& Computers! Kitty, keep up the work! Yeeha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: I am...trying...to update to 1.03. My machine is reluctant, and I am updating my proficiency with profane vocabulary at the same time. OpenPlay.dll file or somefink. !#$&*%@& Computers! Kitty, keep up the work! Yeeha! Given how your clankies have a way of driving into my AT shells, I would think that the profanity would not need updating..... As for CMAK patch, check the Tech forum. I think that someone else had the same problem. I also had some problems with the patch too. I think that it did not like the path where I had CMAK. I had the folder in a non-standard place (desktop) instead of c:/program files/battlefront/CMAK or whatever the standard path settings are. Anyhoo, despite giving the patch the path on my machine, it did not apply, but it did put a new folder in the CMAK folder (weird). After I deleted this folder, put the CMAK folder in the standard path, and reapplied the patch, everything worked fine. Another possiblity is that your downloaded patch file is corrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 One good signature deserves another.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I've got three gmail accounts up for the Wafflers. Speak now or forever hold your TNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: I've got three gmail accounts up for the Wafflers. Speak now or forever hold your TNT. I'll try it if you have a spare account. How did you get so many? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 4, 2005 Author Share Posted January 4, 2005 GGRAAARGH!!! One account for me, maggot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: How did you get so many? Why my dear Watson & Crick....because I rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Axe, you suck tennis balls thru water hoses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Not unlike Tri-Delt Sorority girls, in my rememberance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: Not unlike Tri-Delt Sorority girls, in my rememberance. so they wasted their feminine skills sucking tennis balls through water hoses? Strange shielas you have over there. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: Axe, you suck tennis balls thru water hoses. Indeed, a man of many talents. Judging from the recent turn, I see you managed to apply the patch. It did not prevent some more of your armor from dying. *snicker* But don't feel so bad. Mike the Wino lost an armored car, 2 pzivs and perhaps another one gun-damaged or shocked in one turn. The next turn he lost a Wespe like vehicle. He did manage to call a sucessful arty strike on my chaffeured troops. Maggot. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 <font size=5>Good Tuesday morning, Cheery Waffles!!</font> Hey, if you haven't noticed, our dear friend the Just a Car or whatever of the <font size=1>penguins</font> has set up a web site. Be sure to stop by and deface the guest book. Then look at all of the pictures and laugh. They remind me of the guys in the Audio-Visual club and the chess club back when I was in high school. I'll bet every one of them owns and wears a plastic pocket protector. How chic! :cool: :cool: Anyone recall the military situation in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"? Remember there was a single bridge with stalemated armies at both ends? Well, rune has recreated this in his new scenario. There are two parallel bridges with lots of armor and infantry at each end. Whoever attacks first loses. :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Anyone recall the military situation in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"? Remember there was a single bridge with stalemated armies at both ends? Well, rune has recreated this in his new scenario. There are two parallel bridges with lots of armor and infantry at each end. Whoever attacks first loses. :eek: :eek: On whose side is the grave marked "Unknown" next to the grave of "Arch Stanton"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: I've got three gmail accounts...What the farge is a 'gmail' account? I suspect one those messy, Internet thingies. I feel your pain Wallybob. Convert and be saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: I feel your pain Wallybob. Convert and be saved. Are you trolling again for converts to the Cult of the Weener? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Lizzen up Crackerjack when I want ****e out of you I will squeeze your head til it pops like a zit. THE GLORIOUS WINO CULT will save you. Save your soul through the consumption of copiuos amounts of alcohol. Don't be fooled by false messiahs from the People's Republic of Moosebakistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: Lizzen up Crackerjack when I want ****e out of you I will squeeze your head til it pops like a zit. More like a balloon, I'd wager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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