Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: I AM a kniggit, you baboon-bottomed buffoon. And yes, I masturbate. Kitty Well damn. Now I do too. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: I AM a kniggit, you baboon-bottomed buffoon. And yes, I masturbate. Kitty Well damn. Now I do too. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: He's into wargaming and miniatures. The chances of him reproducing are pretty miniscule anyways. Ain't that the truth? Chicks do NOT dig me. I could always got he Russkie Bride route. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Sounds like the voice of personal experience coming through here, boys. How many children DO you and the benighted Mrs. Boo have anyhoo? Steve Once again, your logic is faulty. Either that or you're just dense. And I'm not talking just kinda dense. I'm talking decades old fruitcake dense. The kind of density that is used commonly for nuclear reactor shielding. Density undreamed of at the bottom of the Marianis Trench. If they go in for dreaming down there. Speaking of MaryAnn's trench, that reminds me of a joke that's so dirty, I'm ashamed of myself for even thinking of it...but that's another story in the Naked City. Being into wargames and miniatures has nothing to do with reproductive capability, per se, but rather reproductive opportunities, if you follow me. Do you follow me? If so, stop it or I'll have you arrested! dalem will have miniscule reproductive opportunities because of his avocations.* Do you understand now, oh mental midget of the South, or do you need visual aids? (* I, on the other hand, have miniscule reproductive opportunites because Rose is younger and faster than I.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 12, 2004 Author Share Posted July 12, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: (* I, on the other hand, have miniscule reproductive opportunites because Rose is younger and faster than I.) And that little capability problem. Bet you just hate that they put Viagra in childproof bottles Boo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: (* I, on the other hand, have miniscule reproductive opportunites because Rose is younger and faster than I.) And that little capability problem. Bet you just hate that they put Viagra in childproof bottles Boo. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 12, 2004 Author Share Posted July 12, 2004 What I owe you is the back of my hand. What you'll get is a turn later since the price of gas is so high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: What I owe you is the back of my hand. Which is infinately better than dalem's palm. =) Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Now STOP that! You are inducing visuals that are just not to be er, visualized. Besides, I just ate. Do you want to be responsible for yet another keyboard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 No. =( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 You could start a business: Kitty's keyboard killer kompany. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 A few years down the pike, rleete's child shows that he's indeed a chip off the old blockhead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Can't be my kid...he isn't being told to blow into a breathalizer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I have returned. Now, I give the nod to D. H. Lawrence, who wrote: The profoundest of all sensualities is the sense of truth and the next deepest sensual experience is the sense of justice. May I just say that the profoundest of all sensualities is, after four days of camping, being able to shower in a clean place, with full control over the water temperature, and without anything biting you or drinking your blood. And the next deepest sensual experience is sleeping in your own bed. Of course, the sensual experience that follows the previous two is already apparently indulged in by Kitty Kitty: Stop it, or Rleete will go blind. I have so many things to tell you all. This weekend, as I sat in a field in Manitoba, caressed by the breeze, staring up into the infinity of space, watching the sky fill with stars, and listening to beautiful music, I came to realize that you all, each and every one of you, was a blessing. I had a moment of profound and piercing beauty. And you were all there. For a brief moment, as tears filled my eyes, I understood how God must feel. I was suddenly filled with the knowledge of how deeply, deeply disappointed he must be that the entirety and beauty of creation can be reduced to a theme park ride with you lot shouting at the top of your lungs with your arms over your heads as you plummet towards the mystery of existence like a lot of drunken teenagers with no more depth to their souls than light rain on a muddy pavement. It was a moment I will never forget. And yet, I treasure you all. Flawed, vile, and degraded you may be, but you are like little flowers growing in the compost of creation. However ill-formed, foul smelling, and nasty you might be, you shine out against the decay of the world. And now, with a quick apology to the Arrogant Worms and their song "Malcolm", a short and jolly singsong: Gaylord solves his problems by calling up his Mom Lars he solves his problems with drugs and Alcohol Joe Shaw solves his problems with a doctor and the law But Dalem's got his own way and it's better than them all 'Cause Dalem solves his problems with a chainsaw Dalem solves his problems with a chainsaw Dalem solves his problems with a chainsaw and he never has the same problem twice Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate Or his fiancee dumps him because he's gaining weight Dalem solves his problems with a chainsaw Dalem solves his problems with a chainsaw Dalem solves his problems with a chainsaw and he never has the same problem twice vruum vruum skkkkkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!arrgggh! Problem solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I love the Arrogant Worms. Carrot juice IS murder. I hate Seanachai. Mostly I hate him because he claims to drink a lot but when I say things like "Hey, Seanachai, head on over to my house and we will watch stupid movies and smoke cigars and drink too much" he says things like "I'm not feeling well and I have a hangnail and I gave up being an a$$hole for Lent." Pfagh. Did I mention that I passed my motorcycle test this weekend? And I got my license upgraded this afternoon? That it's completely LEGAL for me to, like, ride a motorcycle now? I hate Seanachai. But I think I love Kitty. I love her most when she talks about touching herself, but it's still pretty cool when all she does is mention Squad Leader or Third Reich. Yup, COMPLETELY legal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Third Reich sucks balls, dude. I've never played that game. Sorry to ruin your fantasy. >=) Ps - Rosanne Barr and Martha Rae. Sweet dreams. =) Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I think I love Kitty Originally posted by dalem: Chicks do NOT dig me.Oh the quandry you've got yourself in. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Rosanne Barr and Martha Rae. Kitty Together? Yeah, that would definitely take the lead out of your Eberhard-Faber. Being savaged by wild, rabid Dire wolves. Getting better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I have returned. Now, I give the nod to D. H. Lawrence, who wrote: The profoundest of all sensualities is the sense of truth and the next deepest sensual experience is the sense of justice. May I just say that the profoundest of all sensualities is... Dalem Dalem Dalem Dalem Dalem Dalem Dalem Canada suits you, Bard. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Don't cheapen what Seanachai and I have, MrSpkr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 In order to do that, we'd have to use negative numbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Don't cheapen what Seanachai and I have, MrSpkr. What's that, the drudge that dare not speak it's name? Steve [ July 13, 2004, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 rleete, you amuse me. Not in a "wow, that guy is pretty hilarious" way; nor even in a "those circus sideshow freaks sure are funny-looking" way. No, you amuse me more along the lines of "Good cats I'm bored, isn't it amusing that the longer you look at a clock in a classroom the slower it runs" sort of way. I recognize most people would be offended by such a comparison, but, of course, given that YOU are, well, YOU, that does not concern me in the least. Not that it would anyway. So, given that you are amusing to me (no, not in that Danny DeVito "Goodfellas" way, either), consider yourself challenged. No, not intellectually, but . . . well, okay, intellectually too but that's not important right now. Now, where was I? Oh yes. Consider yourself challenged to a game of CM, with accompanying screen shots, etc., 'Two Pounders and Tigers", you be Allies, I be Axis, you get the drift, kemosabe? Steve [ July 13, 2004, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I think you mean Joe Pesci, you hugely ignorant cliff ape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Sam thing -- short, Italian guy. Don't you owe me a turn or somefink? Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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