Berlichtingen Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Dalem, Dude, that just plain sucks. My condolences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Sorry to hear about your dog, Dalem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 6, 2005 Author Share Posted August 6, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: Pointless. That would be, "What is the opposite of Noba's head, Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 I'm sure there was a Beetles song about dogs or sumfink but instead here's... Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with caleidoscope eyes. Cellophane flowers of yellow and green Towering over your head. Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes And she's gone. Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah, ah Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers That grow so incredibly high. Newspaper taxis appear on the shore Waiting to take you away Climb in the back with your head in the clouds And you're gone. Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah, ah Picture yourself on a train in a station With plasticine porters with looking glass ties, Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, The girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah, ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: Is it possible to be even more humiliated? A serf to Sir 37mm Nope, looks like you hit bottom </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Wait a minute Sturmie is sending turns? He still owes me one from last year. Dirty bastiche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Pointless. That would be, "What is the opposite of Noba's head, Alex. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Wait a minute Sturmie is sending turns? He still owes me one from last year. Dirty bastiche! Now that you mention it, I think he owes me a turn from some time long, long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Aarhg, the pressure of popularity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />SturmSebber said... So someone fix it or somefink! You've the tactical acumen of Noba, the wit of Nidan1 & the 'pair' of v4.2blow ... in short you've not got what it takes to be a Knight of the Cesspool… but then again neither does anyone else around here. I'll take you on as serf however because you do return turns quickly Old foul Joe fill out the forms for me there’s a good chap? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 Joe, you could have just said, 'OK" and been done with it, ya know. ( I WAS going to say something about how such verbosity makes one think that you might have been nursing at the teat of Seanachai, but then I thought to spare everyone THAT particular visual. You're welcome.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Stormsewer you fecked up little git your first task (and you should be damn grateful for it too idjit) is to send in an appropriate photo for the Justicar’s website... your second task is to prove yourself a greater serf than v42blows serf (Julie I think his name was), I don’t care how you do it (although I’d look kindly upon you if it includes high explosive) just do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Joe, you could have just said, 'OK" and been done with it, ya know. ( I WAS going to say something about how such verbosity makes one think that you might have been nursing at the teat of Seanachai, but then I thought to spare everyone THAT particular visual. You're welcome.) And THAT Sir, is why you failed as Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread. Do you think that enforcement and ordination are our ONLY goals ... or even gaols? Nonsense, we are here to UPHOLD THE TRADITIONS OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD. How better to do that than to instruct, to mold, to SET THE EXAMPLE Boo? Oh to be sure I could have just said "OK" and been done with it, but would that have been right ... or left depending on your political leanings? It would NOT! It wouldn't have been fair to young SturmSebber (spelt but not bolded) on this, the BEST day of his young life, to not proclaim his Serfdom to one and all, to allow him the moment of shouting Huzzah! before hoisting the piss bucket for the first time and attending to the needs of his betters. Nor would it have been fair to him NOT to know of the hardships he must yet endure. It would not have been fair to Sir Sir 37mm (not that I much CARE about being fair to him but we MUST uphold the Traditions donchaknow) to not acknowledge his rights of First Refusal and Prime Nochte. And you'd have just said ... "OK" ... well mumbled it between "chaws" most likely but you get the drift. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Joe, you could have just said, 'OK" and been done with it, ya know. ( I WAS going to say something about how such verbosity makes one think that you might have been nursing at the teat of Seanachai, but then I thought to spare everyone THAT particular visual. You're welcome.) And THAT Sir, is why you failed as Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Joe, you could have just said, 'OK" and been done with it, ya know. ( I WAS going to say something about how such verbosity makes one think that you might have been nursing at the teat of Seanachai, but then I thought to spare everyone THAT particular visual. You're welcome.) And THAT Sir, is why you failed as Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And THAT Sir, is why you failed as Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread. </font>I didn't fail. I quit. Haven't we been over this before? Do you think that enforcement and ordination are our ONLY goals ... or even gaols? Nonsense, we are here to UPHOLD THE TRADITIONS OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD. How better to do that than to instruct, to mold, to SET THE EXAMPLE Boo? I,m sorry... were you saying something? I looked down and saw my shoe and suddenly became fascinated by it. It wouldn't have been fair to young SturmSebber (spelt but not bolded) on this, the BEST day of his young life, to not proclaim his Serfdom to one and all, to allow him the moment of shouting Huzzah! before hoisting the piss bucket for the first time and attending to the needs of his betters. Nor would it have been fair to him NOT to know of the hardships he must yet endure. [/quote If he's even paying attention. The smart money says, "No." </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> It would not have been fair to Sir Sir 37mm (not that I much CARE about being fair to him but we MUST uphold the Traditions donchaknow) to not acknowledge his rights of First Refusal and Prime Nochte. [/q And you'd have just said ... "OK" ... well mumbled it between "chaws" most likely but you get the drift. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Originally posted by Sir Sir 1355than2'': *snip* your second task is to prove yourself a greater serf than v42blows serf (Julie I think his name was), I don’t care how you do it (although I’d look kindly upon you if it includes high explosive) just do it! Compensating for something, are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 juan_gigante, your first task, should you choose to accept it, is to do render SturmSebber's second task utterly impossible. I don't care how you do it, but doing absolutely nothing is a good start and will likely guarantee success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: juan_gigante, your first task, should you choose to accept it, is to do render SturmSebber's second task utterly impossible. I don't care how you do it, but doing absolutely nothing is a good start and will likely guarantee success. Should you choose to accept it ... SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT? What kind of mealy mouthed, lily livered, spare the rod and spoil the Squire, Liege ARE you anyway? By GAWD son, a Knight of the CessPool doesn't ASK a Serf to do something ... he ASSUMES that it will be done and GAWD help the poor Serf who's a moment slow ... especially with the piss bucket. Should he choose to accept it ... Knights these days ... first Sir Sir 37mm removes a perfectly good name mangling opportunity from play and now YOU act like Serfs have ... CHOICES ! Sheesh ... it wasn't this way in the Olde Pool. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Joe, What the hell is wrong with you? I set up a new serf for a right proper BOOT opportunity and you have to wander in and ruin it. If someone was stupid enough to write your biography, they's probably title it "Bad Timing". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Stormsewer you fecked up little git your first task (and you should be damn grateful for it too idjit) is to send in an appropriate photo for the Justicar’s website... your second task is to prove yourself a greater serf than v42blows serf (Julie I think his name was), I don’t care how you do it (although I’d look kindly upon you if it includes high explosive) just do it! Yesss my Master , i shall send a picture at once ! As to overclassing v42below 's serf. I don't expect to have much trouble, classy as i am ... I usually get good results with the shock and awe treatment, someting like this: Do you like it oh exhaulted one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Stuff what he thinks, I give it two thumbs up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 You koow sturmie, for one of them *ewww* queer quys, you sure know how to pick them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Damn Sturmy, you never told us you clean up that nice. Btw, little grooming tip for you. Next time make sure your eyebrows match your hair color. Cuffs and collars old chap, cuffs and collars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Could one of you come and retrieve Boo Radley? He appears to have got lost on his way here and is paddling around in the Waffle thread looking very lost. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Post 100! :mad: :mad: :mad: Jamoomba is pleased! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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