Boo Radley Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: ou bastigesOU bastige? That would be me, I'm afraid. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 They have universities in Ohio? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: They have universities in Ohio?That's what they call reform schools in Ohio. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 29, 2004 Author Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Luckily for Seanachai, dalem, Lars and Papa Khann, it is only a misdemeanor if done while alone. Of course, debauchery such as the "drunken Third Reich" spectacle triggers the harsher penalty. Yuck. But seriously, birds? Only in Minnesota. Steve Bestiality grog. Not surprising really. Perhaps you should look for a better grade of client? Here's a tip. Quit chasing ambulances down in front of the bus station. Oh, and send a turn. After you wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Only in Minnesota would "bestiality" include sex with a dead body. What are you people doing up there? Let me guess -- you often go cruising for a piece of arse and wake up next to roadkill, right? Very disturbing. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: They have universities in Ohio?That's what they call reform schools in Ohio. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Only in Minnesota would "bestiality" include sex with a dead body. Dear MrAmbulanceChaser, Apparently in the southern states, your average degenerate is a bit less discriminating than their northern comp<big>L</big>ement<big>AR</big>ie<big>S</big>. I've no doubt your hillbilly kin are equally happy to excise their infernal demons upon the local fauna regardless of whether the victim is alive and kicking, or deceased. Here in the northland, our degenerates are more discerning. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 What gets me is it only seems to be an offense if you knowingly do it in front of someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: What gets me is it only seems to be an offense if you knowingly do it in front of someone else. I imagine that this is one of those times that being a quiet loner works to your advantage, eh Speedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: What gets me is it only seems to be an offense if you knowingly do it in front of someone else. I imagine that this is one of those times that being a quiet loner works to your advantage, eh Speedy? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 You're right, for once. (Mark your calendars.) I too find Speedy offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philippe Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Only in Minnesota would "bestiality" include sex with a dead body. Dear MrAmbulanceChaser, Apparently in the southern states, your average degenerate is a bit less discriminating than their northern comp<big>L</big>ement<big>AR</big>ie<big>S</big>. I've no doubt your hillbilly kin are equally happy to excise their infernal demons upon the local fauna regardless of whether the victim is alive and kicking, or deceased. Here in the northland, our degenerates are more discerning. Papa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 You all suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Hey, Shaw. I put 37mm in for Serf. You got any comment on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: They have universities in Ohio?That's what they call reform schools in Ohio. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 That's it, Emrys. Feed the hatred. Temper it with your inane posts. Fan the flames with your mental droolings. Poke it with a pointy stick. The time for cleansing is nigh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: That should be sufficient to send MrSpkr, Lars and dalem into apoplexy ... my work here is done. Joe Dalem does not love George W. He simply hates America more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, Shaw. I put 37mm in for Serf. You got any comment on that? Serf, Smurf ... hmmmm, Smurf ... big deal, I still make the determination of when OR IF he'll be raised to Squire. It's a sad day when a member of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread would use his office to thumb his nose at his Justicar rather than safeguard the sanctity of the Peng Challenge Thread. I blame it on ... well YOU I suppose. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 I, as an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread, do herein declare that Tim the Enchanter is not Gaylord Focker! I ask that all right thinking folk regard the disturbing phenomenon of 'Tim the Enchanter' simply as an example of parallel evolution. That is, the development of similarities in separate but related evolutionary lineages through the operation of similar selective factors on both lines. Tim simply acts like Gaylord because of evolutionary imperatives. Trolling, delusions of grandeur and persecution complexes produce similar posting styles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Tim simply acts like Gaylord because of evolutionary imperatives. Trolling, delusions of grandeur and persecution complexes produce similar posting styles. Wanker's syndrome. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I, as an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread, do herein declare that Tim the Enchanter is not Gaylord Focker! I ask that all right thinking folk regard the disturbing phenomenon of 'Tim the Enchanter' simply as an example of parallel evolution. That is, the development of similarities in separate but related evolutionary lineages through the operation of similar selective factors on both lines. Tim simply acts like Gaylord because of evolutionary imperatives. Trolling, delusions of grandeur and persecution complexes produce similar posting styles. Can't agree with you on this one Seanachai. Surely in order for there to have been EVOLUTION there would have to be, if not improvement, at least CHANGE ... from the spamming of the PF I see no change at all. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Surely in order for there to have been EVOLUTION there would have to be, if not improvement, at least CHANGE ... from the spamming of the PF I see no change at all. Joe Evolution is a slow, hit or miss process, Joe. It might take decades for Tim to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Under Martian Law, utterances by Gnomes and other Creatures of Faerie shall serve to trigger versifications of Atomic Persiflage. It might do you well to recall the heady days of Meat Loaf... PBEM by the CM Light I. PBEM Gnome: I remember every little turn As if they loaded only yesterday PBEMing in the dark And there was not another game in sight And I never had a foe Playing any worse than you did And all the Cesspoolers They were wishing they were me that night And now our recon screens are so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowing like the tracer on the tail of a round C'mon! Watch the flank! C'mon! Watch the flank! Chorus: Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can play PBEM by the CM light Peng: Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely on Turn 5 And we were barely dressed Ain't no doubt about it Baby got to go and shout it Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Gnome: Cause we were barely on Turn 5 And we were barely dressed Baby doncha hear my heart You got it drowning out the sound FX I've been waiting so long For you to come along and hit my mines And I gotta let ya know No you're never gonna regret it So open up your eyes I got a big surprise It'll feel all right Well I wanna make your Sherman burn And now our recon screens are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowing like the tracer on the tail of a round C'mon! Watch the flank! C'mon! Watch the flank! Chorus: Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can play PBEM by the CM light PBEM by the CM light Gnome: You got to do what you can And let the Tac AI do the rest Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely on Turn 5 And we were barely-- We're gonna go for a Major Victory We're gonna go for a Major An tonight's the night... Radio Broadcast: Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, Turn 5, defender Hidden well, armor recon advancing down the road, and there it is, a moving shot from a lead Sherman and a defending halftrack goes up in flames. Look at him go, this tank can really shoot! He's going straight down the road and through the AT mines and he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for Hull Down; an AT gun reveals itself, here comes the shot, he's hit! No, wait, Minor Penetration, No Damage, he's fine, this tank really makes things happen out there. Followup Sherman comes down the same road, the AT gun rotates to target, and the first Sherman nails it with one shot. Holy Cow, Routed the crew! The first tank's TC's unbuttoned now, almost daring the defender to try and pick him off. A Tiger I inches forward from cover to engage the second Sherman but it ends up in the arc of the Hull Down Sherman, the Sherman's turret rotates, the Tiger I's turret rotates! Here's the shot, there's the turn clock winding down, Holy Cow, I think he's gonna hit it! II. Let Me Sleep On It Peng: Stop right there! I gotta know right now! Before we go any further--! Will you play me? Will you play me forever? Will you loathe me? Will you always stalk me? Will you post wicked things for the rest of my life? Will you reply to my posts and will you cause me much strife? Will you play me!? Will you play me forever!? Will you have my email? Will you never delete it!? Will you send me fast turns for rest of my life!? Will you reply right away and not make me wait while I play on this fife!? I gotta know right now Before we go any further Will you play me!!!? Will you return turns forever!!!? Gnome: Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Peng: I gotta know right now! Will you play me? Will you play me forever? Will you loathe me? Will you never be sober? Will you turn over fast like a mail-order wife? Will you remember that we have games backed up to last the rest of my life? I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Will you play me? And will you play me forever? Gnome: Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it!!! Peng: Will you play me forever? Gnome: Let me sleep on it!!! Peng: Will you play me forever!!! III. Praying for the End of Time Gnome: I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed And when the feeling came upon me Like a tide of scotch I started swearing to my god and on my second best watch That I would play you to the end of time I swore that I would play you to the end of time! So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive Cause if I gotta play another battle with you I don't think that I can really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But Berli only knows what I can do right now I'm praying for the end of time It's all that I can do Praying for the end of time, so I can end my games with you!!! Gnome: It was CM:BO all through CM:AK and it was so much better than it is today Peng: He never plays too good He's never sober at night And we were glowing like A tracer on the tail of a round Thank you, good night!! 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Yeknodathon Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Timlord the Emfocker... *sniff* [stares, wildly, into the paddock tree] Cross pollination, pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 BLIND! I'VE GONE BLIND! GODS, IT HURTS! HORRIBLE VERSIFICATION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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