Boo Radley Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: She's blonde? Well, why didn't you say? I have experience in these matters as my last 3 girlfriends and ex-wife have been blonde... and like a moth to the flame, the current squeeze is another blonde. Obviously you have loads of money. It can't be good looks, or charm, or anything remotely sensible. You're a top bull****ter. Or maybe just a top sleaze. Right ? Nah. It's obvious..they "take advantage of you" when you have a skin-full - which is most of your waking hours. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I think she's married.Damn it, man, answer the question - is she hot? We would prefer an answer in celsius. Oh and, Stephen Hunter Pemble, I've been away and stuff so happy belated birthday. May you grow another inch this year, or somefink like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I think she's married.Damn it, man, answer the question - is she hot? We would prefer an answer in celsius. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I don't pay attention to blondes. Guess there's no truth to the saying 'beggars can't be choosers' then? Still, that leaves more blondes for me! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: Obviously you have loads of money. It can't be good looks, or charm, or anything remotely sensible. You're a top bull****ter. Or maybe just a top sleaze. Right ? Nah. It's obvious..they "take advantage of you" when you have a skin-full - which is most of your waking hours. Noba. Nope. Its called 'being a nice guy'. Not that any of you would understand, but chicks dig a guy who can 'listen' and 'understand' and 'hold their hand when they're feeling down'. Oh why do I waste my breath on you idjits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I think she's married.Damn it, man, answer the question - is she hot? We would prefer an answer in celsius. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Actually it is my devilish good looks.... http://server5.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Glenn%20and%20Lyd.png [ May 11, 2005, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: OMFG! He's stopped breathing!!! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 just couldn't get the hang of the boot/water thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 and URL stuff is even harder than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Try not to fall in love with me V42, I see you are from NZ and work as some sort of anal-ist. As Dalem says, "this isn't Ohio" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 If you consider that to be the look of a person in love, that will certainly explain why you consider yourself popular with the ladies. And it's anal-yst, dumbass (that's right, it's pun hell for me when I die). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: when I die Oh happy day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 It's coming soon. Hold your breath and wait! The fade to black effect you will eventually experience is normal and signifies my death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Actually it is my devilish good looks.... http://server5.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Glenn%20and%20Lyd.png You've obviously drugged the poor woman. btw, your eyes look a bit glassy too. Try sunglasses. Or better yet, a welder's mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Stuka, lose the wrinkles. Try a medium grade sandpaper, applied vigorously. In other news, I am beating Lars like the proverbial drum, and Elvis has owed me a turn for days, but hasn't sent it from fear of my leet CMxor skillz. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 P.S. Happy birthday, Mr. Pemble. Relax, the agents should be along shortly. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: In other news, I am beating Lars like the proverbial drumYes, you've managed to get me to send you a setup. A small victory, but when you're such a underachiever, you gotta take 'em where you find 'em, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: I am beating Lars like the proverbial drum... Steve Hey, join the club (and then beat yourself over the head with it.) In Flak Front!, Lars has several big and scary 88's. The only problem is, he can't HIT anything with them. Perhaps it's because all the gunners look like this guy: Or it could be that Lars sucks. You make the call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I think Lars sucks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It) I have nothing left to say But I'm gonna say it anyway Thirty years upon a stage And I hear the people say Why won't he go away? I pass the houses of the dead They're calling me to join their group But I stagger on instead Dear God, sweet God Protect me from the truth, hey I'm dead but I don't know it He's dead, he's dead I'm dead but I don't know He's dead, he's dead I'm dead but I don't know it He's dead, he's dead Please don't tell me so Let me, let me, let me go I have a family to support But surely, that is no excuse I've nothing further to report Time you spend with me Is time you lose I always thought that I would know When it was time to quit That when I lost a step or two or three or four or five I'd notice it Now that I've arrived here safely I find my talent has gone Why do I go on and on and on and on and on And on and on and on and on and on He's dead, he's dead, he's dead I don't know it He's dead, he's dead, he's dead I didn't know He's dead, he's dead, he's dead I didn't know it Who would be so cruel to tell me so? You're dead! When will I end this bitter game? When will I end this cruel charade? Everything I write all sounds the same Each record that I'm making Is like a record that I've made Just not as good I'm dead but I don't know it He's dead, he's dead I'm dead but I don''t know He's dead, he's dead I'm dead but I don't know it He's dead, he's dead Please don't tell me so Please don't tell me so You're dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Zzzzzzzzzz........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 The model gods have opened their legs wide and in less than a year I will have a fiercely accurate, precision engineered 1/72 scale Millenium Falcon kit to build. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 nerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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