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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Lt. Hortland, I've said this before and I'll say it again. Run from girls, lad. Die alone and afraid.

(But if my wife, the ever charming and violent, SheWhoMustBeObeyed asks you, you never heard this from me!)

So can i call you

BooWhoIsTheWhipped from now on?

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Lt. Hortland, I've said this before and I'll say it again. Run from girls, lad. Die alone and afraid.

(But if my wife, the ever charming and violent, SheWhoMustBeObeyed asks you, you never heard this from me!)

So can i call you

BooWhoIsTheWhipped from now on?

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Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

Oh man, If I had a dollar everytime anyone said that to me...I'd have at least 100 bucks.

Blah, blah.........

Problem is if you take all those millions and

then subtract those who finds me unattractive...

Blah, blah.........

...I know this sounds harsh Nidan but once you subtract all those girls, you might be left with what...1 girl?

And she would have to be the sympathetic sort, with failing eyesight and alzheimers. Now that you've wasted a whole page of the thread with your personal life and made me wade through your mewling morosities, send me a setup. At least I can pummel your pixelated peons pretending it's your rotting flesh.

Noba.

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Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

Oh man, If I had a dollar everytime anyone said that to me...I'd have at least 100 bucks.

Blah, blah.........

Problem is if you take all those millions and

then subtract those who finds me unattractive...

Blah, blah.........

...I know this sounds harsh Nidan but once you subtract all those girls, you might be left with what...1 girl?

And she would have to be the sympathetic sort, with failing eyesight and alzheimers. Now that you've wasted a whole page of the thread with your personal life and made me wade through your mewling morosities, send me a setup. At least I can pummel your pixelated peons pretending it's your rotting flesh.

Noba.

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Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Lt. Hortland, I've said this before and I'll say it again. Run from girls, lad. Die alone and afraid.

(But if my wife, the ever charming and violent, SheWhoMustBeObeyed asks you, you never heard this from me!)

So can i call you

BooWhoIsTheWhipped from now on? </font>

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Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Lt. Hortland, I've said this before and I'll say it again. Run from girls, lad. Die alone and afraid.

(But if my wife, the ever charming and violent, SheWhoMustBeObeyed asks you, you never heard this from me!)

So can i call you

BooWhoIsTheWhipped from now on? </font>

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Ok, when you plus the jacks into the wrong slots on the sound card and get feed back or crackling sound from plugging one into th digital input on the soundcard, what exactly is it? I assume it does not damage the speaers, since i've done it by mistake before and the speakers sounded fine after benig hooked up properly, but what is the sound and what causes it? Does it have ot do with polarity or something i assume? I don't know too much about audio speakers and what makes them work so i figured i'd make a random post about it.

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced.

[ April 18, 2003, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

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Ok, when you plus the jacks into the wrong slots on the sound card and get feed back or crackling sound from plugging one into th digital input on the soundcard, what exactly is it? I assume it does not damage the speaers, since i've done it by mistake before and the speakers sounded fine after benig hooked up properly, but what is the sound and what causes it? Does it have ot do with polarity or something i assume? I don't know too much about audio speakers and what makes them work so i figured i'd make a random post about it.

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced.

[ April 18, 2003, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced.

Got to be Gaylord I never read the thread but I did see a title to do with sound cards...I'm pretty sure it was him.

I didn't peek so do I win then? :D

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced.

Got to be Gaylord I never read the thread but I did see a title to do with sound cards...I'm pretty sure it was him.

I didn't peek so do I win then? :D

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced.

Since it brought my system to a crawl as the spell checker seized up, it can only be Gaylord.

SSN Hint Of The Day: Ask the stewardess a question every five minutes or so.

Now sod off.

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced.

Since it brought my system to a crawl as the spell checker seized up, it can only be Gaylord.

SSN Hint Of The Day: Ask the stewardess a question every five minutes or so.

Now sod off.

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Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced.

Got to be Gaylord I never read the thread but I did see a title to do with sound cards...I'm pretty sure it was him.

I didn't peek so do I win then? :D </font>

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Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced.

Got to be Gaylord I never read the thread but I did see a title to do with sound cards...I'm pretty sure it was him.

I didn't peek so do I win then? :D </font>

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Ok, when you plus the jacks into the wrong slots on the sound card and get feed back or crackling sound from plugging one into th digital input on the soundcard, what exactly is it? I assume it does not damage the speaers, since i've done it by mistake before and the speakers sounded fine after benig hooked up properly, but what is the sound and what causes it? Does it have ot do with polarity or something i assume? I don't know too much about audio speakers and what makes them work so i figured i'd make a random post about it.

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced. </font>

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Ok, when you plus the jacks into the wrong slots on the sound card and get feed back or crackling sound from plugging one into th digital input on the soundcard, what exactly is it? I assume it does not damage the speaers, since i've done it by mistake before and the speakers sounded fine after benig hooked up properly, but what is the sound and what causes it? Does it have ot do with polarity or something i assume? I don't know too much about audio speakers and what makes them work so i figured i'd make a random post about it.

Cesspool Quiz:

What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced. </font>

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Ultra-Gamey UPDATES:

Seanachai is advancing into Stalinvolgograd and has managed to frighten a few local children playing with a spudgun. He will pay for this. He is losing badly, but doesn't realize it yet. He also owes me a turn.

Moraine Sedai returns turns even SLOWER than her more gruesome half. Her tanks make fine targets for my superior German armor. She is losing badly and realizes it. She also owes me a turn.

OGSF takes forever to attack, but when he does, he crashes and burns with the best of them. After unloading an entire Division's worth of artillery on some empty trees, his pathetic attack on my positions is slowly being destroyed. His 'Charge of the Lightly Armored' right through my AT gun kill zone is amusing, though. He is slowly but surely coming to the realization that he is losing badly. He also owes me a turn.

Iskander hasn't returned the final file in several weeks. I think it is because he lost badly. He also owes me a turn.

Lars can't seem to handle the pressure of being destroyed by my mighty truppen -- he despairs at losing badly. He also owes me a turn.

Hakko is storming towards Hill 621 sans his T-34s, who have all been handled badly and lost quickly. I love one shot kills from 600+m away. Hope those infantrymen packed their Kevlar vests . . . He also owes me a turn.

Speedbump is bungling his attack so badly he mumbled something about going to Europe in the hope that breathing crisp German air will imbue him with a renewed sense of purpose and decisiveness. It won't. He will continue to lose badly. He also owes me a turn.

R_Leete's Polish partisans are beginning to think this whole uprising thing was a bad idea -- particularly when my Brummbars arrived. Most of his men are too dead to realize that he is losing badly. He also owes me a turn.

Tikibob has disappeared after sending a setup. I love it when a plan comes together. Before that, he did lose badly, though. Twice.

Now, on to more important matters. Lt. Hortland, you Scandanvian porn-star reject, lift your head from the latest issue of 'Cosmo', stop whining about your inability to realize when you can take advantage of a situation, and send me a setup. We all know that living in the Euro-socialist paradise means you don't spend much time working, and we've all seen how pathetic your dating life is (unless, of course, you consider the 'relationship' you have with Helga, the world's ugliest barmaid at the local dive you frequent to be part of your 'dating life'), so I'll brook no excuses about your lack of time.

Then you can owe me a turn, too.

The rest of you (and especially Boo -- who the heck made him a knight anyway?) can sod off!

Steve

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Ultra-Gamey UPDATES:

Seanachai is advancing into Stalinvolgograd and has managed to frighten a few local children playing with a spudgun. He will pay for this. He is losing badly, but doesn't realize it yet. He also owes me a turn.

Moraine Sedai returns turns even SLOWER than her more gruesome half. Her tanks make fine targets for my superior German armor. She is losing badly and realizes it. She also owes me a turn.

OGSF takes forever to attack, but when he does, he crashes and burns with the best of them. After unloading an entire Division's worth of artillery on some empty trees, his pathetic attack on my positions is slowly being destroyed. His 'Charge of the Lightly Armored' right through my AT gun kill zone is amusing, though. He is slowly but surely coming to the realization that he is losing badly. He also owes me a turn.

Iskander hasn't returned the final file in several weeks. I think it is because he lost badly. He also owes me a turn.

Lars can't seem to handle the pressure of being destroyed by my mighty truppen -- he despairs at losing badly. He also owes me a turn.

Hakko is storming towards Hill 621 sans his T-34s, who have all been handled badly and lost quickly. I love one shot kills from 600+m away. Hope those infantrymen packed their Kevlar vests . . . He also owes me a turn.

Speedbump is bungling his attack so badly he mumbled something about going to Europe in the hope that breathing crisp German air will imbue him with a renewed sense of purpose and decisiveness. It won't. He will continue to lose badly. He also owes me a turn.

R_Leete's Polish partisans are beginning to think this whole uprising thing was a bad idea -- particularly when my Brummbars arrived. Most of his men are too dead to realize that he is losing badly. He also owes me a turn.

Tikibob has disappeared after sending a setup. I love it when a plan comes together. Before that, he did lose badly, though. Twice.

Now, on to more important matters. Lt. Hortland, you Scandanvian porn-star reject, lift your head from the latest issue of 'Cosmo', stop whining about your inability to realize when you can take advantage of a situation, and send me a setup. We all know that living in the Euro-socialist paradise means you don't spend much time working, and we've all seen how pathetic your dating life is (unless, of course, you consider the 'relationship' you have with Helga, the world's ugliest barmaid at the local dive you frequent to be part of your 'dating life'), so I'll brook no excuses about your lack of time.

Then you can owe me a turn, too.

The rest of you (and especially Boo -- who the heck made him a knight anyway?) can sod off!

Steve

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Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

but as a consolation prize you win a turnip.

A TURNIP!!!!

Oh well, guess I could always hollow it out and stick a candle inside..

And when I see it burning brightly it will remind me of you....

The lights are on but nobodys home ...... tongue.gif

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