Vadr Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by OGSF SHUT THA FECK OOP, YE PYTHON RECITIN' GIT BASTARRRRDS! Wae all knoo tha stankin' worrrds. Pillocks. Thank You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: Originally posted by OGSF </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> SHUT THA FECK OOP, YE PYTHON RECITIN' GIT BASTARRRRDS! Wae all knoo tha stankin' worrrds. Pillocks. Thank You </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by OGSF: SHUT THA FECK OOP, YE PYTHON RECITIN' GIT BASTARRRRDS! Wae all knoo tha stankin' worrrds. Pillocks. Don't you owe me a setoop or somefink, you blustering Irishman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Don't you owe me a setoop or somefink, you blustering Irishman? The Blustering Irishman by Boo Radley I am no quiet man, he yelled through rotting teeth. My bile is whiskey and my seed is pain. Paddy O'Furniture is what I've become Through indolence and bullets. The potatoes eyes cannot weep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 THATS IT! What is wrong with you people? Are you all gay? NO MORE POETRY! It is banned, verboten, outlawed, unwanted, no-more, go away, geuu eveyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 unless its about chainsaws...poems about chainsaws is ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 or Denise Richards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 But that goes without saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Denise Richards had a chainsaw, It went rackettatackettatacetta tack, Denise Richards had a chainsaw, And also a very nice ... Oh ... never mind. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: The Blustering Irishman by Boo Radley I am no quiet man, he yelled through rotting teeth. My bile is whiskey and my seed is pain. Paddy O'Furniture is what I've become Through indolence and bullets. The potatoes eyes cannot weep. You too, you drunken Buckeye. And Denise Richards' rack is store-bought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Denise Richards had a chainsaw, It went rackettatackettatacetta tack, Denise Richards had a chainsaw, And also a very nice ... Oh ... never mind. Joe . . . yak? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: And Denise Richards' rack is store-bought. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: The Blustering Irishman by Boo Radley I am no quiet man, he yelled through rotting teeth. My bile is whiskey and my seed is pain. Paddy O'Furniture is what I've become Through indolence and bullets. The potatoes eyes cannot weep. You too, you drunken Buckeye. And Denise Richards' rack is store-bought. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Denise Richards had a chainsaw, It went rackettatackettatacetta tack, Denise Richards had a chainsaw, And also a very nice ... This is without a doubt the best poem written in the history of mankind. It has everything, a chainsaw, Denise Richards and ...uh...well what more could you possibly want in a poem anyway?? Joe I shall print out this little poem, frame it, and hand it over to the nobel price committee. You can expect the Nobel prize in litterature next year. I shall also have it tattooed to my chest, arm, back and lower right thigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Since Joe Shaw (nb) has renounced his knighthood and become an official fluffy, we should probably not refer to him with the Justicar title in any reference. But....and this is just an idea, I have a title more fitting of the fluffy......Justicat........thank you....thank you very much. I'll be appearing at the Funny Farm later this month....ok...ok....I'm sitting down now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by bauhaus: Since Joe Shaw (nb) has renounced his knighthood and become an official fluffy, we should probably not refer to him with the Justicar title in any reference. But....and this is just an idea, I have a title more fitting of the fluffy......Justicat........thank you....thank you very much. I'll be appearing at the Funny Farm later this month....ok...ok....I'm sitting down now. Bauhaus you geek, I have NEVER renounced my Knighthood. I stated that, knowing them, the Olde Ones would attempt to take that from me since they decided they could take away my titles freely given in service to the CessPool. To my knowledge they have never decided that I am no longer a Knight. I HAVE resigned my posts as the OFFICIAL Justicar, Knight Champion, Drain Commissioner etc, but that was my choice since it allowed me to take to the Outlaw Trail in protest of the elevation (oh for Pete's sake man, DO sit down) of Meeks (nb) to Pretender and Apostate King ... that may not be the official title but it's how I will think of him. You may, of course, choose to refer to me however you like. I shall continue, Bauhaus, to bold and spell your name properly. I shall continue to do that for all TRUE Knights and Squires of the CessPool. I shall even do so for the Olde Ones. I shall NEVER bold the name of Meeks (nb) because I refuse to recognize him as other than an unrepentant Apostate and false king and, therefore, NO True Knight of the CessPool. The Outlaw Justicar Strikes Again! Justicar, Justicar, he stands for the RIGHT. Justicar, Justicar, he stands for the LIGHT. The CessPool shall prevail, The False king he shall fail! Justicar, Justicar, Justicar. I STAND FOR THE CESSPOOL! Joe [ February 06, 2003, 05:42 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by bauhaus: ...ok...ok....I'm sitting down now. And shutting up, hopefully? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: THATS IT! What is wrong with you people? Are you all gay? NO MORE POETRY! It is banned, verboten, outlawed, unwanted, no-more, go away, geuu eveyy! Hey,don't you bother yourself with thinks you don't understand regards konrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: THATS IT! What is wrong with you people? Are you all gay? NO MORE POETRY! It is banned, verboten, outlawed, unwanted, no-more, go away, geuu eveyy! Hey,don't you bother yourself with thinks you don't understand regards konrad </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Oi, look at this git gunslingr3 and what a tiffle he's in about defending himself against the title of a thread: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=005738;p=3 I wonder, is he Joe Shaw's long, lost booby? I also wonder, though not so much, is booby spelled 'booby' or 'boobie'? Oh, and I now declare Bauhaus to be the Revolving Justicar. Maybe he can stamp out this Shavian menace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Oh, and I now declare Bauhaus to be the Revolving Justicar. Oh that's just dandy. Maybe we all can get to be Justicar. Make it a game! Justicar for a day! What a tosser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 sorry,double nonsense [ February 06, 2003, 09:08 PM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Vadr: Originally posted by OGSF </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> SHUT THA FECK OOP, YE PYTHON RECITIN' GIT BASTARRRRDS! Wae all knoo tha stankin' worrrds. Pillocks. Thank You </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 I feel being revolted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Oi, look at this git gunslingr3 and what a tiffle he's in about defending himself against the title of a thread: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=005738;p=3 I wonder, is he Joe Shaw's long, lost booby? I also wonder, though not so much, is booby spelled 'booby' or 'boobie'? Oh, and I now declare Bauhaus to be the Revolving Justicar. Maybe he can stamp out this Shavian menace. Oh this is just TOO rich ... Bauhaus as the Justicar! Still, when you find that all the OTHER Village Idiots are overqualified I suppose you would naturally turn to Bauhaus to be your REVOLVING DOOR JUSTICAR. Pity you can't attract a REAL Justicar, one with wit, brains AND talent ... modesty, of course, forbids my mentioning any names. Revolving Justicar ... {wipes tear of mirth from eye} ... oh my. The Outlaw Justicar Strikes Again! Justicar, Justicar, Meeks is losing ground Justicar, Justicar, Look what he has found, Faux Justicar and Perv, He gets what he deserves. Justicar, Justicar, Justicar I STAND FOR THE CESSPOOL! Joe Bauhaus ... {snort} ... TOO good to be true. [ February 06, 2003, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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