Lars Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Is the Dog earless? Or a wee little spaniel? You decide. And can we sink the boat? THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 ...send me a file hug and kisses (i'm pissing oyu off on purpose so you will growl and show yours teeth) konrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 4, 2003 Author Share Posted February 4, 2003 Dear God, why is the first bleedin reply always from a illiterate fluffy? SSN Hint Of The Day: Get hysterical. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ...send me a file hug and kisses (i'm pissing oyu off on purpose so you will growl and show yours teeth) konrad Lars, why are the Dutch following you around? And what a horrible title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 4, 2003 Author Share Posted February 4, 2003 Never read that one? Besides, I thought you were still flat on your back. Too cheap to pay the neighborhood urchins to shovel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 ...you both talk too much, you better send me a setup,and be a men, and i'm not illiterate dutch i'm illiterate polish,happen to live in amsterdam kisses konrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 4, 2003 Author Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: i'm illiterate polishThat's rather redundant.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Too cheap to pay the neighborhood urchins to shovel? No, their parents have taught them not to accept ANYTHING from the drunken old man who lives in the neighborhood. And I imagine the restraining order might also have something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 ...don't even try to sod off, i'm to young for this and now LARS AND SEANACHAI where is the setup? and don't try to fool around I was watching you both for long time... konrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 So did anyone notice that the rules were never posted at all in the previous thread...someone should pay for that. And I think it is pretty apparent that the fault lies squarely on the shoulders of Nidan1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache...Oddly enough, these are three things that "peng" threads seem to repulse, as if by the means of magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: I was watching you both for long time... Shoo shoo go away you sad little man of suspect sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 ...now you don't try to sod off, I'm too young for this LARS AND SEANACHAI - WHERE IS MY SETUP? I was watching you both for long time i think i know you ways.. so don't waste more time kisses konrad [ February 04, 2003, 10:15 AM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 4, 2003 Author Share Posted February 4, 2003 Try somebody else. Like Seanachai, he's a friendly sort. He'll teach you all about how to deliver a proper taunt. You'll do well with him, he's also good at returning files. Me, I'm leaving the country on Wednesday. How's that for sodding off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Lars since I am but a lowly squire, starved for attention maybe you could see it in your most generous heart to allow me to take over this sad and pitiful "challenge"? It would give me great pleasure to bring you this polish clowns head on a spike ...all for the greater glory of The Dipsomaniac Dane's Ale House naturally. If this sad pole ever manages a decent taunt that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: I was watching you both for long time... Shoo shoo go away you sad little man of suspect sexuality. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 4, 2003 Author Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Lars since I am but a lowly squire, starved for attention maybe you could see it in your most generous heart to allow me to take over this sad and pitiful "challenge"? It would give me great pleasure to bring you this polish clowns head on a spike ...all for the greater glory of The Dipsomaniac Dane's Ale House naturally. If this sad pole ever manages a decent taunt that is. Be my guest. I need something to go over the corner booth. Provided he can accomplish a suitable taunt, of course. And it's not looking good at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 LARS-with all respect,its not a charity you making for me,illiterate polish. Its a challenge just simple sod off its not enough here of course you can always send the dogs... kisses konrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Dear Leutnant blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Look, maybe you should just go away? It is painfully obvious for everyone in here that you dont really have any business here. I have seen better challenges coming from 13yr old choire girls. Now SOD OFF or Crzztychiezwyx Mkwwxooyyzz or however you say that in polish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 ...do you want to play or troll? lets say i'm 13y old girl. if you prefer to add this rpg element, its great for me too. my email adress its in my profile kisses konrad (i know,really you have good heart) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 A bit dry (not surprising given your lack of wit), and an awful title, but certainly a better effort than the last two starting posts. Send me a turn Gaylord, I'm not finished spanking you yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ...do you want to play or troll? Why would I want to play against you? I mean seriously? I would rather roll naked over broken glass while a gigantic fat lady jumps on my nads. Go away, sod off, begone, shoo, away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: [QB] A bit dry (not surprising given your lack of wit), and an awful title, but certainly a better effort than the last two starting posts. consider this as a peasant uprising,so lack of wit will be intentional plus royal "black propaganda" title has for me emotional value,and i don't care b'cause you don't understand anyway so sod off kisses konrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ...do you want to play or troll? lets say i'm 13y old girl. if you prefer to add this rpg element, its great for me too. my email adress its in my profile kisses konrad (i know,really you have good heart) While this does present some of the missing Pawbroon element, and of course the obvious Polish side of things, I think this one is really too dim a bulb. Where is the Inquisitor General when you need him eh? Yet another example of how things have GONE TO HELL since Meeks (nb) came back. Btw (or Bitwah if you prefer), has anyone noticed that Meeks (nb) is a bloody STUDENT? And not just a student but one from San Francisco ... not that there's anything wrong with that ... although perhaps the title of King might be somewhat inappropriate ... not that there's anything wrong with that, well Meeks (nb) being king is WILDLY wrong but ... never mind. As to the SSN, throw him back until he gets to legal size, that's my opinion. The Outlaw Justicar Strikes Again! Justicar, Justicar, Meeks is but a child Justicar, Justicar, The CessPool he reviled Apostates never change, Berli is to blame. Justicar, Justicar, Justicar I STAND FOR THE CESSPOOL Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: I would rather roll naked over broken glass while a gigantic fat lady jumps on my nads. <big> YEAH! GO FOR IT! WOO-HOO!!! </BIG> I love cabaret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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