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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

When I go down to the cellar

There to draw some wine,

A little hunchback who's in there

Grabs that jug of mine.

When I go into my kitchen,

There my soup to make

A little hunchback who's in there

My little pot did break.

*enters the main gate after a session at the cassino, trailing $100 US notes behind him*

SORRY GRUE LATE, WAS SOCIALISING WITH VERY RICH PEOPLE AND BEING ENTERTAINED

*picks up lenakonrad by scruff of the neck and squints at him*

WAZZIS?

LOOK LIKE NEW FLUFFY WHO ....

*reads 'A little hunchback who's in there'*

...KNOWS GRUE'S YOUNGER SIBLINGS.

STILL, IS FLUFFY, AND FLUFFY SHOULD BE DROP KICKED OUT OF MBT

SHOULD GRUE KICK?

GRUE

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Alright, I'm starting to see some very good efforts here.

I swear to the gods you lot are this close to breaking into actual Skaldic poetry.

Mike, you idiot, that was a lovely effort. Although not quite on the level of the stuff in "Egil's Saga", it had some of the same flavour.

What is it about you lot?

It's not us lot that's the problem you twit!

Do you really think...

...no...hang on..

....we know you don't...soooooo

It's not that we've changed - it's

that your sesnses have finally become

atuned to a better level of talent.

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Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

Being Swedish and all...

What exactly does the word "Grue" mean? Is it some kind of nicer word for "retard"?

WOT??? Yous never 'eard orf the term - "'E were a GRUESOME looking chap!"

Therein lies a clue.

Would someone like to lead Lance-Corporal Lord Hunt {NB out of pity} by the hand to a higher plane of understanding???

Mind how you go ... he has sweaty palms.....

AJ

[ February 05, 2003, 04:32 AM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ]

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Originally posted by AussieJeff:

Mind how you go ... he has sweaty palms.....

That's not sweat you know.

Must be something else..on my palms...hmmm, what could it be. Take this as a lesson that you should think twice before trying to hold someones hand again.

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......

{3.} - We have OLDE ONES ... right?

{2,4,1 HUT!} - We have KANIGGETS ... right?

{Part 3c} - We have JUSTICAR(S) ... right?

{what else} - We have RELIGION {OGSF} ... right?

{then} - Why, we even have a KING / APOSTATE / PRETENDER {Please cross out whichever is or is not applicable} ... right?

BUT

and

this

is

where

my

point

gets

REALLY

interesting.....

<BIG><BIG>WE DON'T HAVE A PARLIAMENT</BIG></BIG> by crikey!!!

Wot with all the current unrest, foment, gnashing of breasts, beating of teeth, hissing and kugging going on, I say chaps, LETS RAISE A PARLIAMENT BY ROYAL DECREE!!! How about THAT, your ROYAL AND MOST IMPOTENT HIGHNESS? Shall we have LORDS to accompany the LADIES?

POLITICS - DAMMIT!! That is what this place needs. Imagine HORDES of USELESS POLITICIANS spruiking rubbish left, up and down - endless committees run by seemingly endless throngs of nongs! And SPECIAL FOCUS groups! YESSSSSS, we need LOTS of those to FOCUS US BACK onto what we just forgot. Uhhh... where was I? Oh, yesssss.

We can have ONLINE VOTING for a PRESIDENT too. And REFERENDUMS, and TAXES.... OVERWHELMING, STULTIFYING, GRINDINGLY UNFAIR TAXES levied on everyone BUT the pollies. HOW GRAND a scheme is THAT I ask?

Wot say you's.....

Sir AJ

Addendum:

*TOP SECRET!!! FOR HRH EYES ONLY!!!*

<SMALL><SMALL><SMALL>I'll accept any title above the rank of Governor General, Your Maj....

Yours grovellingly,

Sir Aussiejeff <BIG><BIG>

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...Lenakonrad (or if you prefer Analnerdok)

try to calms his spiritless,senile poolmentor

(here put yours name)

whom he has just gently put to bed.

"don't worry,you are well covered up."

"No," cried(put your name here),cutting short the answer,threw the blanket off with such strenght,

that it unfolded full as it flow

and stood up on bed.Only one hand lightly touched

the ceiling to steady him.

"You wanted to cover me up,i know ,my little scamp,but I'm not all covered up yet.

And even if this is all the strenght I have left,

it's enough for you ,too much for you...

But thank godness a cesspoll knight does not need to be taught how to see through his fluffy..."

...And he stood up quite unsupported and kicked his legs out.

[ February 05, 2003, 07:21 AM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ]

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

I think this lenakonrad person is a phake,phoney,phraud..... notice how his posts go from quite unintelligible to almost lucid, the more he posts. Methinks his attempt at pidgeon English is an affect.

send me a setup fruad

kisses

konrad

PS: almost forget,

yes ,

we can kiss after

[ February 05, 2003, 07:45 AM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ]

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Leknorgonadotropine! Another rousing poem that leaves us gasping for air trying to decipher the deep meaning of the verse.

Or is a banana just a banana?

and yes banana its just a banana,

game just a game

if yours tactic mind its clear as yours writing

send me a setup

kisses

konrad

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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

I think this lenakonrad person is a phake,phoney,phraud..... notice how his posts go from quite unintelligible to almost lucid, the more he posts. Methinks his attempt at pidgeon English is an affect.

send me a setup fruad

kisses

konrad

PS: almost forget,

yes ,

we can kiss after </font>

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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

Leknorgonadotropine! Another rousing poem that leaves us gasping for air trying to decipher the deep meaning of the verse.

Or is a banana just a banana?

and yes banana its just a banana,

game just a game

if yours tactic mind its clear as yours writing

send me a setup

kisses

konrad </font>

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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

PUMPKIN LOVE'S BERLI

you to berli fear that? my give *boot* lift to quire? funny it, eh?

JA

gut ein ist....

psst!! analdork! setup me now pt 1000, sky blue. then you redman, me assault bluman good too. lot-of-dies yes, but has this come? no! you look too hard yet see letterbox? ha! good yes.

[ February 05, 2003, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ]

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Wait, I see something,

. , ? ! ; :

Someone seems to have dropped their punctuation. There seem to be a bunch of capital letters laying around here as well.

Ok, where the hell is everyone. Are no other fluffets brave enough to test the depths of the pool. For shame. Where's the pride, the passion? Is our sole representative to be this barely verbal miscreant with the hots for Lars?

Winter winds blow soft

Strange postings come from the east

A ruffled shirt falls.

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