SgtMuhammed Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Like when you mean to say "Pass the salt please," and it comes out "You stupid *@$%@ you ruined my life!" Updates: Sir Horlund is finally realizing exactly how over matched he is. I aint through yet you Scandinavian wanker. lunarkorndog has finally found one of my trenches. Not bad considering it is only turn 19 of a 40 turn game. At this rate we will have to turn this into an operation. Of course what could one expect from a Polish wanabe Dutch wanker. Sir Nidan my erstwhile liege, has taken refuge behind the ruins of the town pub. Little does he know we have replaced his Panther with a cleverly disguised BT7. He should be finding out any time now. Of all my opponents the only one who isn't a wanker, for now at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by mcgivney In a gigantic screw up Thats about par for the course. I note that er, I forgot to give orders in the turn I sent to Vadr. You sir, are lackwit. Your ineptitude at CMBB is exceeded only by your fumbling of the numbering system of PBEM turns. I know that this relatively new 10-based system of counting has only been around for a few thousand years and it may not have made its way to that hovel you call home. But please take some time and read up on it before the next time you try to begin some cyrillic based PBEM turn tracking system. So how about instead of posting your little witty comments here, you take that time and devote to the PBEM games that you have been neglecting for the last week? Oh, and since you most likely been "busy" with "other matters" you may want to wash up lest the keys start sticking. [ March 04, 2003, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Bump. Love Alice --------- Random Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Personally I see a connection. Mysterious holes in ice that's normally feet thick this time of year ... an inordinate number of CessPoolers who LIVE in Minnesota ... the average daily alcohol intake by said CessPoolers ... the normal "sanitary" facilities in Minnesota ... you do the math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 OMG! I'ts .... Assault on the Moon Love Alice.........Out --------- Random Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpineRipper Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SpineRipper: Youth is wasted on the stupidNow why do I suspect you are young? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by SpineRipper: Young enough that I don’t need viagra, but old enough that if I had some, I might not remember where I put them. Now you may be wondering why the world just went black, that’s because you just had a heavy oaken door slammed on your head *SLAM* and your laying unconscious on the grass(what a night to star gaze). Ooop’s here comes the neighbors dog (Leg lifted), and the sound of rain hits your ears(at least it sounds like rain), while a warm liquid runs down your face rousing you back to the real world,,,Hi. I miss Panzer Leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: and I'm too tired to think coherently. That is very obvious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: You know, Persephone, I've actually done that. I blame this godforsaken climate, one of my cousins for helping me drag the boat out there, and, of course, strong liquor. P.S. – Thanks for making sure I had the bigger perch. SSN Hint Of The Day: Tell people they are in your will even if they aren’t. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SpineRipper: Young enough that I don’t need viagra, but old enough that if I had some, I might not remember where I put them. Now you may be wondering why the world just went black, that’s because you just had a heavy oaken door slammed on your head *SLAM* and your laying unconscious on the grass(what a night to star gaze). Ooop’s here comes the neighbors dog (Leg lifted), and the sound of rain hits your ears(at least it sounds like rain), while a warm liquid runs down your face rousing you back to the real world,,,Hi. I miss Panzer Leader. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 I'm a post, post, post, post posting machine, watch me get down as i post, post post, on the scene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Do i look like Atlas or something??? Watch me as i single handedly hold this threadup at the top of the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Three GF posts in a row . . . Sigh. It's hopeless. Utterly hopeless. Good night. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Anyone have any mangos? What?!?!? Squires, squirettes, squirrels, knights, kaniggits and mcnuggets but not a single mango? BTW, lenakonrad and mcgivney owe turns. This week marks 1 week with no response. Quit slapping your nuts and get your turns out, trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Three GF posts in a row . . . Sigh. It's hopeless. Utterly hopeless.He's been bouncing all over the Forum today. I think he forgot to take his Ritalin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 You wanna mango? I'll give ya a mango... *loads mango into mortar and fires it at MtW's head...* There! And Frau Konrad owes me a turn, too! Damn ya, man...where are ya? Just as I was about to gun down all your men you disappear! You lowly puddle of slime. Maggoty meat on a stick! You mouldy slab of Gruyere. Get yer butt in gear and get to sending!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Just remember that it takes two to mango. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 *loads mango into mortar and fires it at MtW's head...* Mortar?!?!? A mango in a mortar? Maybe an ampuloment but never a mortar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javaslinger Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Mr. Spkr, why don't you stop wasting all of our time with these pathetic posts and get off your butt and send me a turn! So you beat me in one hopeless scenario, now it's time for your day of judgement. I'm starting to wonder if you turn files are worthy of my hard drive space.... Sgt. Goody, you pathetic excuse of a man posing as a drunken female girl scout troop leader, get me a turn too! So it took me a month to respond to your challenge for a game. Now it's up to you! Leave the 10 year olds alone and get me a turn! Javaslinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 (So many idiots, so little time) Gamey game updates* *Brought to you by a matching grant from the Chubb group of insurance agents Aussie Jeff is very upset because he's found out that my Rooskies see better in the dark than his Panzers. It may be a bug. Maybe not. But I'll take any advantage I can get. OGSF Has many pillboxes. I have my pristeen loveliness. Who will win? Croda is maudlin because I prefer to walk, not run to my doom. Perhaps I'll sit and have a picnic! Noba has his Tigers hidden in the smoke. Oddly enough, I have my infantry hidden in the smoke. Black lung all around! Egbert has killed four of my vehicles on the first move. I may have to lose his E-mail address. Hiram got a raw deal or I am just a better player. Either way, he just surrendered to me to the tune of 70-30. Dancing in the streets! Speedbump is rolling up my left flank like it's a cheap pair of window blinds. I hate him and anyone who looks like him. dalem just discovered my machine guns. OUCH! Nidan is doing what he does best. Dying in droves. Papa Kahn...see above. Seanachai...ditto. If he'd ever bother to send a move. R_Leete is too busy planning his vacation to send me a move. I call him craven. I think that's it. If I've forgotten anybody, please, please, please take it personally. p.s. Lars, I know I owe you a set up. Please be patient dear boy. Only so many hours in a day to embarrass the lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Anyone have any mangos? What?!?!? Squires, squirettes, squirrels, knights, kaniggits and mcnuggets but not a single mango? Most sane people wait for replies. But, I realize that's asking for too much, here. Yes, I have a mango, how else would I make mango daiquiries? No, you may not have any bit of it. Daiquiries are not for winos. And next time, mention serfs, or I'll brush your teeth with my stall broom. [ March 05, 2003, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Egbert ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Egbert(nb cuz u got all crankity last time) Most sane people wait for replies. But, I realize that's asking for too much, here I am NOT most sane people, thank you very much. And next time, mention serfs Oh, did I forget serfs and smurfs? No bother, they are inconsequential anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> *loads mango into mortar and fires it at MtW's head...* Mortar?!?!? A mango in a mortar? Maybe an ampuloment but never a mortar. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Apathetic game updates: Croda? Lorak? Goanna? Moriarty? Seanachai? Elvis okay. Linden hurting me. Boo Radley won. MRPeng hopeless. Speedbump on schedule. Not playing jdmorse any more. Going to lose to girlfriend again. Saving up those koochie coupons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Three GF posts in a row . . . Sigh. It's hopeless. Utterly hopeless.He's been bouncing all over the Forum today. I think he forgot to take his Ritalin... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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