Lars Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Would'nt it be great if Minnesota was just one realy big lake instead? Ice out is next month. I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Excuse me Moraine Sedai I notice in your profile that you reside in Georgia. If you are, as you claim, a seperate and completely independent individual who has of their own free will chosen one Hiram Sedai for your romantic little love troll, how are your parents taking this relationship that doesn't involve a family member? Would they compromise and possibly adopt the lad so it would be quasi-incestual? Hungover inquiring minds want to know. Jealousy is so ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Would'nt it be great if Minnesota was just one realy big lake instead? Ice out is next month. I hope. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Excuse me Moraine Sedai I notice in your profile that you reside in Georgia. If you are, as you claim, a seperate and completely independent individual who has of their own free will chosen one Hiram Sedai for your romantic little love troll, how are your parents taking this relationship that doesn't involve a family member? Would they compromise and possibly adopt the lad so it would be quasi-incestual? Hungover inquiring minds want to know. You are mistaken, my lad. Interfamilial relationships are prevalent in Alabama, West Virginia and parts of Tennessee. I have never met anyone from my native state of Georgia who married a relative or was involved with one of their own family members, though I'm sure it happens once in a while. But assuredly only amongst families who have migrated here from the aforementioned states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Is it me or is the English language short a couple words? Oh, with a name like Focker your worried about the language being trim a few adjectives. I thank the powers that be that you can only string the ones we already have, so many ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: * 00 * Strong arguments for enabling the {ignore} function of UBB. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Would'nt it be great if Minnesota was just one realy big lake instead? I think it would be great if you did nothing more than constantly spam this forum. I think you should quit your job, get rid of any vestiges of your pathetic personal life, install a fridge right next to your computer and exchange your task chair for a port-a-potty. I think it would be great if you were to try to post in every thread there is, if you aren't already. I think it would be great if you posted 24/7. I think it would be great if they were to change the name of this site to "Gaylord Focker's Spam Thread. Massive amounts of bandwith spent on punching up Gaylord Focker's Post Count." That's what I think would be great. How about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Egbert: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Is it me or is the English language short a couple words? Oh, with a name like Focker your worried about the language being trim a few adjectives. I thank the powers that be that you can only string the ones we already have, so many ways. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Would'nt it be great if Minnesota was just one realy big lake instead? I think it would be great if you did nothing more than constantly spam this forum. I think you should quit your job, get rid of any vestiges of your pathetic personal life, install a fridge right next to your computer and exchange your task chair for a port-a-potty. I think it would be great if you were to try to post in every thread there is, if you aren't already. I think it would be great if you posted 24/7. I think it would be great if they were to change the name of this site to "Gaylord Focker's Spam Thread. Massive amounts of bandwith spent on punching up Gaylord Focker's Post Count." That's what I think would be great. How about you? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Would'nt it be great if Minnesota was just one realy big lake instead? I think it would be great if you did nothing more than constantly spam this forum. I think you should quit your job, get rid of any vestiges of your pathetic personal life, install a fridge right next to your computer and exchange your task chair for a port-a-potty. I think it would be great if you were to try to post in every thread there is, if you aren't already. I think it would be great if you posted 24/7. I think it would be great if they were to change the name of this site to "Gaylord Focker's Spam Thread. Massive amounts of bandwith spent on punching up Gaylord Focker's Post Count." That's what I think would be great. How about you? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 There were ten in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And Boo fell out (someone has to be first) There were nine in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And Mace fell out (No room for Ewe] There were eight in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And Elvis fell out (Return to sender) There were seven in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And Lars fell out (Too many cousins) There were six in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And Hiram fell out (Two birds with one stone) There were five in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And Meeks fell out "WOOF WOOF" There were four in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And dalem fell out ( parp) There were three in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And Berli fell out (Has hell frozen over then?) There were two in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And Peng fell out "Hellooooooo gorgeous you wanna see my etchings" There was one in a bed And the little Gnome said "Now who's gonna amuse me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Dame Emma, thank you for leaving me out of that particular bed. I owe you one. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Roflllllllll funny you should say that. I had you as number six but decided Hiram was a better target... Next time though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: What say you, knights? Shall Gaylord Focker be banished to Coventry evermore?Cast out the Pet Rock of the MBT? Surely you jest. How about just a temporary ban until he finally figures out how to SEND A TURN!!! Comes to the same thing I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Would'nt it be great if Minnesota was just one realy big lake instead? I think it would be great if you did nothing more than constantly spam this forum. I think you should quit your job, get rid of any vestiges of your pathetic personal life, install a fridge right next to your computer and exchange your task chair for a port-a-potty. I think it would be great if you were to try to post in every thread there is, if you aren't already. I think it would be great if you posted 24/7. I think it would be great if they were to change the name of this site to "Gaylord Focker's Spam Thread. Massive amounts of bandwith spent on punching up Gaylord Focker's Post Count." That's what I think would be great. How about you? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: There was one in a bed And the little Gnome said "Now who's gonna amuse me" He always was a self-starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Cast out the Pet Rock of the MBT? Surely you jest. How about just a temporary ban until he finally figures out how to SEND A TURN!!! Comes to the same thing I guess... I wish it were a jest, Lars, and don't call me Shirley. But, we have seen the pattern before. A certain, softheadedness, laxness and eccentricity. A certain social ineptness that words cannot quite explain. Verbosity in extremis. Yes, we have seen Seanachai favor a Serf before --- one that posted at least 10-20% of all the posts in any given Incarnation; one whose maturity level approximated that of a hyperactive fourth grader on a three-day Ritalin holiday; one who seemed to need to read his own words much as most men need to breathe air. Veriyl I say unto you, Sir Lars, we are seeing the birth of another Mouse before our very eyes. Better to set out the rat traps now than later -- but that is a decision for all to make. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 There were ten in the bed and Gaylord said...... I'm a little Focker... See my spout... Tip me up, and pour me out..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2003 Author Share Posted March 7, 2003 Now, now MrSpkr, you know as well as I that you have NO powers as Inquisitor General. Oh you have a grand sounding title I grant, but powers ... poof, none at all. It is and has always been in the realm of duties of the Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread to proclaim Coventry. You may certainly, as you did, PROPOSE Coventry and I can't, right off the bat, think of a more deserving candidate, unless it's YOU, but I think we're a bit premature in this case. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Coventry-Shmuventry. I say we send him to Iraq as a human shield and be done with it. Or send him as a plumber's helper. Either way's OK with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Now, now MrSpkr, you know as well as I that you have NO powers as Inquisitor General. Oh you have a grand sounding title I grant, but powers ... poof, none at all.Jealousy will get you nowhere, Foul Joe. I have powers beyond your imagination. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Now, now MrSpkr, you know as well as I that you have NO powers as Inquisitor General. Oh you have a grand sounding title I grant, but powers ... poof, none at all.Jealousy will get you nowhere, Foul Joe. I have powers beyond your imagination. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: I have powers beyond your imagination. Steve Can you disappear? . . . . . . . . . . . Oops bet that hurt!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . *sucking on lollipop* "Who loves ya baby" . . . . . . . . . . . It was a joke, honest it was, please don't send me to COVENTRY... . . . . . . . . .Beam me up Scotty, it's time I wasn't here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Now, now MrSpkr, you know as well as I that you have NO powers as Inquisitor General. Oh you have a grand sounding title I grant, but powers ... poof, none at all.Jealousy will get you nowhere, Foul Joe. I have powers beyond your imagination. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: What say you, knights? Shall Gaylord Focker be banished to Coventry evermore?Cast out the Pet Rock of the MBT? Surely you jest. How about just a temporary ban until he finally figures out how to SEND A TURN!!! Comes to the same thing I guess... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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