Nidan1 Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Is this spoonrubber character related to lenakonrad ? posts read vaguely familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 And now for the obligatory Gamey Update! dalem and I continue to slaughter each other's Armor on the Boulevard. I finally got one of those first-shot kills that he has become so (in)famous for, the pillock. Sir Hortlund is counting the burned-out hulks of his once mighty T-34s and wondering how he's going to kill Tygers. I shall unleash the Panzerfaust barrage on him in a minute. Hey Hortlund, lead with the infantry you twit, not the armor (expecially in town). Surprisingly, my Green Russian Infantry is getting the better of Nidan1's UberFinns in the woods near Grandma's house. He's a trixy one though, so I just showed him the KV's. lenakonrad and I continue to have a truly vicious little fight over My City of Ruins. Canister sucks. He/She/It owes me a turn. mcgivney cried so much about our Ker Dessel* scenario that I gave him a rematch. The worthless, sniveling little wanker promptly disappeared and (of course) owes me a turn. It's just as well, I had to not only teach him E-mail but how to number turns like a normal person as well. High maintenance, low yield (like my first wife). Gaylord remains this day a Git among ye. In closing (and the crowd goes wild), you are all brain-dead worthless little twits and generally beneath my notice. Especially you idiotic, ignorant, immoral Ice Holes from Manysoda. Sod Off, all of you *Ker Dessel, when you want to play CM in the worst way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Oh yeah and Meeks (nb of course) is still a coward for continuing to dodge me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Well, I would if I had any infantry! *edit Next time I will be choosing the scenario and side you gamey bastard! (Prepare to meet my King Tigers in Royal opponent, as soon as my pathetic pixelrussians are dead in the streets of Buda...or Pest...or whatever part of town we are in.) [ March 04, 2003, 08:11 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: Oh yeah and Meeks (nb of course) is still a coward for continuing to dodge me. Why on earth would Meeks (nb because I don't play that silly game) even notice you? You are nothing more than a lowly shaving house squire. That would put you roughly in the area of beige paint on the noticability ladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Try to pay attention you tottering doddard... The Challenge of meeks was not concocted by me, nor even by any ordinary, run-of-the-mill Kanigget, but by The Justicar and Knight-Champeen of the MBT hisself. Of course, Die Justicar cannot be bothered to stomp meeks around the Shavian House, so he gave me time off from the stables to thrash the once and nevermore "king". No little Berli, like you, meeks is frightened of me. Unlike you, he chooses to hide rather than bluster. Now, try and get a clue, or you could just Sod off. Edited to remind everyone that Hortlund is easy. [ March 04, 2003, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: Vadr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally wished by Vadr: blah blah blah people are frightened of me. We are not frightened of you, you twit we are just trying to stay away from the smell. Now go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Hortlund gibbered: we are just trying to stay away from the smell Well I live in the Stables fer chrissakes, what do you expect? Lessee now, which horse for Hortlund? Ah yes, this Shetland pony should do nicely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Boo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Better than posting sign as you seem to do. Nope, read this over a couple of times and it still doesn't make sense. But then again, it's Lars after all. All the inbreeding those dour Scandinavian type people must do during the long winter months has culminated in something like Lars. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilgeRat Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Aaarrgh! Hortlhund! For godssake man, have yer fleets hulls scraped, tha weed n' barnacled hulls are retardin' their progress. Me fine marines n' sailors are swillin' tha grog n' soon tha Rat'll be breakin' inta a fine sea chantey ifn ye don't shake a leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SpineRipper: Youth is wasted on the stupid, So get in thier and give them hell.Now why do I suspect you are young?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Sigh...Boo, if I have to explain it, it's no longer a joke, it's a learning experience.Hey, Lars ol buddy. I have a learning experience for you, too. Go kick a pit bull. It's an excellerated program, to be sure, but one that gets results. And I like you just the way you are, ignorant.Don't start up with this comrades in arms crap and how you see me as being so much like you that I could be the son your mother never had, it just creeps me out. Go ask a hunter, a tracker, or whoever was in charge of changing your diaper. Oh, it's a redneck thing! No wonder I didn't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: And now for the obligatory Gamey Update! dalem and I continue to slaughter each other's Armor on the Boulevard. I finally got one of those first-shot kills that he has become so (in)famous for, the pillock. Sir Hortlund is counting the burned-out hulks of his once mighty T-34s and wondering how he's going to kill Tygers. I shall unleash the Panzerfaust barrage on him in a minute. Hey Hortlund, lead with the infantry you twit, not the armor (expecially in town). Surprisingly, my Green Russian Infantry is getting the better of Nidan1's UberFinns in the woods near Grandma's house. He's a trixy one though, so I just showed him the KV's. lenakonrad and I continue to have a truly vicious little fight over My City of Ruins. Canister sucks. He/She/It owes me a turn. mcgivney cried so much about our Ker Dessel* scenario that I gave him a rematch. The worthless, sniveling little wanker promptly disappeared and (of course) owes me a turn. It's just as well, I had to not only teach him E-mail but how to number turns like a normal person as well. High maintenance, low yield (like my first wife). Gaylord remains this day a Git among ye. In closing (and the crowd goes wild), you are all brain-dead worthless little twits and generally beneath my notice. Especially you idiotic, ignorant, immoral Ice Holes from Manysoda. Sod Off, all of you *Ker Dessel, when you want to play CM in the worst way. / hey i recently reformatted my computer after dong some upgrades, i finaly got around to patching cmbb too so expect a turn sometime this week Tadr . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Oh, it's a redneck thing! No wonder I didn't get it. That's it. I will not be called a redneck. I throw my empty beer cans in the ditch, not the middle of the road, which makes me a good old boy. I demand satisfaction, so send a setup and we shall settle this like gentlemen on the field of battle. Or at least I will since I'm not the one wearing a big girl's blouse trying to be the daughter your mother never had and playing this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: buzzzzzz buzzzzzzGo away, gnat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Oh, it's a redneck thing! No wonder I didn't get it. That's it. I will not be called a redneck.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: You'll get your set up in a day or so, never fear. It didn't come with a save game function, did it? Have at you then, princess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Have at you then, princess. Big talk coming from Pat Buchanan's love slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Big talk coming from Pat Buchanan's love slave. I prefer Ross Perot, he makes that giant sucking sound. Besides, Pat has big thumbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Have at you then, princess. Big talk coming from Pat Buchanan's love slave. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Phew, I'm just glad I covered myself in fox pee so that no one will notice me and attempt to use me as a love slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Phew, I'm just glad I covered myself in fox pee so that no one will notice me and attempt to use me as a love slave. Lars will notice, not that, that is a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: Of course, Die Justicar cannot be bothered to stomp meeks around the Shavian House, so he gave me time off from the stables to thrash the once and nevermore "king". Interesting that Vadr uses the feminine article in referring to the Justicar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Moriarty: Interesting that Vadr uses the feminine article in referring to the Justicar. Probably a Freudian slip, or negligee . . . not that there's anything wrong with that . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgivney Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Well, I finally return to my computer and find that the peng thread is still full of wankers and the godless communist hordes. Or something. In a gigantic screw up, I note that er, I forgot to give orders in the turn I sent to Vadr. Since he is a gutless pillock without an ounce (gram, for you pansy metric users) of tactical skill, I'll write that off as a sixty-second handicap in the traditional race for the flags also known as the 'Meeting Engagement'. All you whining bastards can, of course, SOD OFF, turns will be sent late tonight or tomorrow. Edit: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother. [ March 04, 2003, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: mcgivney ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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