Guest PondScum Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 I have made it back alive from the frozen tundra of Minnesota, thanks to my cunning plan to slip silently through the Twin Cities while the drunken attentions of Seanachai and Dalem were drawn by the pageantry and pissups of the coronation (I suspect Lars was also involved in the following picture - possibly having just been pushed off the bridge, hence the celebration): Moral of the story: shiny pretty things will fool them every time. Downside of the story, part deux: Buy thermal underwear BEFORE visiting Minnesota. It's cold enough to freeze the yarbles off a Panzer Leader. Upside of the story, one more time with feeling: Hey, one-dollar beer. Turns out tomorrow, unless you're MrSpkr, in which case you owe me a turn already. [ January 22, 2003, 02:49 AM: Message edited by: PondScum ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Don't make me send you to the Grue, lad, particularly not dressed in yon sheepskin outfit with woolen accessories.[stops drooling] You spoilsport [resumes drooling] Grue</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by bauhaus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Just making an appearance. So will that Outlaw Justicar ever put up a fight for his honor or is he too busy luting his fluffy?Or is it fluffing his lutty? Just sounds disgusting, doesn't it?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: A salute to Gaylord Focker, the Official Tamoguchi of the Peng Challenge Thread!If the little Focker ever tampers with my gucci, I'll pound the pillock into pie-dough.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: blah, blah, justification, blah So that's a "no" then? Roighto, guess I'll just pop off for some dinner. You seem adequately amused by the sound of your own voice...</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally Posted by Leeo: His Tigers will serve him well in the dark, thick, fog. That is where the Cabbages rule! All hail His Grace, OGSF, ruler of the dark moist places (and Cabbages)! No response from Sir Cabbage as to the status of my challenge. Methinks he is perhaps, too busy sucking up to the Olde Ones and the Great Pretender, to recognize a manly address. SLAP!!! , take that you leafy flatulence generator. Maybe that will cause you to crawl out of the pot you are buried in, and deal with the affairs of men. The setup is located in your court, either accept or crawl back into the fetid depths from which you spawned. [ January 22, 2003, 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: A salute to Gaylord Focker, the Official Tamoguchi of the Peng Challenge Thread!If the little Focker ever tampers with my gucci, I'll pound the pillock into pie-dough.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: A salute to Gaylord Focker, the Official Tamoguchi of the Peng Challenge Thread!Far too modern for the Mutha Beautiful Dig into antiquity... Official Pet Rock of the Peng Challenge Thread</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: No response from Sir Cabbage as to the status of my challenge. I believe I returned a file last night, trembler before Cabbage. However, the malt liquor may have inadvertently induced me to send it to some tribesman in the New Guinea jungle. I guess that's for the better, as Mr. Glottal Stop will likely play better than yourself. Turns may be slow, though, as I think he only has a 10 baud vine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 I have an apporpriate EVIL scenario ready...matter of fact several. Want one to melt his computer down into a whimpering mess, or just something to melt Joebob into a wimpering mess? Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by rune: I have an apporpriate EVIL scenario ready...matter of fact several. Want one to melt his computer down into a whimpering mess, or just something to melt Joebob into a wimpering mess? RuneOooh, Oooh, please send them to me!!!! [ January 22, 2003, 11:31 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: I also seem to note a distinct lack of volunteers for the Insane Kanigget Posse. Maybe they know how we at The Old Firm feel about competition, however useless. If you want something done properly, you go to the professionals. And pay the appropriate fees. This reminds me, we have a "Regicide-special" this century btw. Just thought you (or anyone else with the sufficient funds) would like to know. The Old Firm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by rune : I have an apporpriate EVIL scenario ready...matter of fact several. Want one to melt his computer down into a whimpering mess, or just something to melt Joebob into a wimpering mess? Rune Just like a good heroin dealer. Suck 'em in, get 'em hooked, then scramble their brains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Eggbert, Has your knight not taught you anything? Never EVER get noticed when the mention of rune scenarios is going on. For this, who is playing Eggbert next, I will send a scenario that will cause his computer to flee in terror.... Rune Nidan1, are you in any tourneys? If no, I will send some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Rune I am in The ROW tourney right now, don't send anything that might compromise that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by R_Leete: Leeo, if you take on a game against Boo, Make sure you get Tigers. Boo just loves to go up against Tigers.His Tigers will serve him well in the dark, thick, fog. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by AussieJeff: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Just making an appearance. So will that Outlaw Justicar ever put up a fight for his honor or is he too busy luting his fluffy?Or is it fluffing his lutty? Just sounds disgusting, doesn't it?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Quest for the anointed armoured car AAR Battle 1 The Italian/Hungarian/Romanian BUT NOT FINNISH forces of Lt Hortlund faced the vile green Soviet armoured cars commanded by inept Nidan1 The outcome can best be described with a song. Where have all the russians gone Long time passing Where have all the russians gone Long time ago Where have all the russians gone Nidan1 killed them everyone When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn How did Nidan1 kill them all Long time passing How did Nidan1 kill them all Long time ago How did Nidan1 kill them all Forgot to check the flanks of his When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn So where have all his green cars gone Long time passing Where have all his green cars gone Long time ago Where have all his green cars gone Turned to wrecks now in the sun When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn Where have all the burnt out wrecks gone Long time passing Where have all the burnt out wrecks gone Long time ago Where have all the burnt out wrecks gone Young girls picked them everyone Where have all the young girls gone Long time passing Where have all the young girls gone Long time ago Where have all the young girls gone Gone to celebrate LtHortlunds victory everyone (apologies to Kingston Trio) [ January 22, 2003, 02:10 PM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 That gamey stinkin' bastiche Whoresland is about to crow again I fear - the swine has a bunch of armoured cars that MY guns can't hit, while HIS guns can't miss!! Nothing to do with tactics of course - MY guns weer all sitting hull down and stationary when they die and his are all hull up and moving when they don't! Since this game is supposed to be fun I've decided the greatest good can only be achieved by surrendering - giving him crowing rights and probably something like a 99-1 victory! Sulk, whinge, moan, mumble - what's the use of having a Kong if he can't sort out this sort of rubbish?? Bring back the Republic I say! [ January 22, 2003, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 22, 2003 Author Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: (apologies to Kingston Trio)Apologize to them? You ought to cut a limb off and send it to them, along with a pint jar of your tears of repentance. Vile bad versifying, with progressively more horrible meter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Excellent Hortlund, excellent. Now bring me the other four heads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 It's back...oh great glory, the Forum is BACK! THE SPIRITS HAVE GONE AND DONE IT ALL IN ONE NIGHT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: It's back...oh great glory, the Forum is BACK! THE SPIRITS HAVE GONE AND DONE IT ALL IN ONE NIGHT! I thought I was the only one to notice. I see that the last post indicator now indicates Re: for replies to a thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 PAH! I note without relish {BACK OFF, CABBAGE-MAN!!} that all my recent POSTS stats including this one are stuck at a mere 1187. This, Sir's, is a damning OUTRAGE!! BFC, I demand a re-count!! Please fix your spanking new MK IV Auto-Abacus or do somefink.... AJ [ January 23, 2003, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Oh, Malakovski. It might be awhile before we get a report from the field. I also seem to note a distinct lack of volunteers for the Insane Kanigget Posse. You may need to ask the Crown to up the ante. Perhaps PanzerLeader's yarbles could be given to the first Kanigget to sign up. Bet they would look nice dangling from a shield. See what you can do, will ya? Hmm. Do you think it's the name? I mean, I'm rather fond of Insane Kaniggit Posse. Perhaps Kaniggits with Attitude would attract the right sort? Or perhaps...yes...perhaps we should change tack and try to draw Shaw out to open battle by different means, by striking at what he holds dear? I've got an idea. Hand me that claw hammer... *pry* And the chisel... *scrape* *scrape* Hammer again... *bang* *bang* *bang* There we go, the old "Office of the Justicar" now has a lovely placard reading: Royal Outhouse. Right, I need some volunteers to give the new outhouse a go. Nevermind the lack of stalls, just use the big carpet with Shaw's picture on it. Go right ahead. There's plenty of paper in the filing cabinets. He won't be needing those files anymore... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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