Gyrene Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 Being the newbie that I am, I don't know the answer to this, but what happened to Mr. Peng? Did he leave us a final message? Gyrene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 Peng liveth on. Oh and by the way, that was a particularly pathetic attempt to get noticed by the one and only Pengmeister. You should be ashamed of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted April 17, 2001 Author Share Posted April 17, 2001 You should be ashamed of yourself. I sit in box, feel shame, play again! Gyrene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 what is a peng? well thats a very old question indeed.. we may even have to ask the old bugger himself mr. Berli or should I say mr. 40... you'll have to rub his head a bit with this bowling ball polisher rag.. but it wakes him up and cause him to do something he does well to rarely.. breath oxygen... oooh mighty smelly one.. how sayeth you what is the peng? where commeth peng? and am I going to find a Pickle for Giers jar head? Please wake up ol' fuddy duddy.. tell us the truth! hmm sorry kid you can lead the undead to a village but you can't make them buy popsicles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 Roight, then, we didn't start this one but I can already see the Usual Suspects slinking in to disport themselves. Out, Out, you sordid lot! Back to the Peng Challenge Thread. Gyrene, fall by the Thread and Peng might delegate one of the slightly more seniour newcomer scum to spit on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 Peng is a denizen of "The Pool" and a CM player...obviously. Also obvious, once you play him, is his complete lack of any military strategic planning. I dare to wager Neanderthals could punch out a better PBEM then this obtuse git. But I must admit he does make up for his spectacularly inept play with witty comments in the e-mails that carry his sad excuse for turns. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 What is a Peng? Penggo, a monentary unit of Hungry until its replacement. Or a Dravidian language spoken in south central India. In its present day shortened form "Peng" A tacticly inept drunken poster on a WWII related gaming forum. Known for his literary skills and the ability to consume large quantities of alcoholic beverages and remain standing err...sitting while typing. [ 04-17-2001: Message edited by: Abbott ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted April 18, 2001 Author Share Posted April 18, 2001 Last time I use a web translator....ROFL What I meant to ask was "Where is Peng?" Curses to Altavista and its Babel Fish! Do you guys really think some of the older forum members will spare the time to spit of me? That'd would be pengtastic! Gyrene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 Peng...is a state of mind! Not a very well one, but one never the less! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene: Last time I use a web translator....ROFL What I meant to ask was "Where is Peng?" Gyrene<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [Pedant] You did, 'Wo ist' is German for 'Where is' [/Pedant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted April 18, 2001 Author Share Posted April 18, 2001 "[Pedant] You did, 'Wo ist' is German for 'Where is' [/Pedant]" I thought I had that right... I wonder, could Eurowarrior JOTM Awards be retroactive? Like an Honorary Oscar? Gyrene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 Please, let us define our terms. 1. Peng is a multirepresentational word. 2. "Where" implies a fixed point of spacetime. 3. Thus, Peng is one who is many places at once. 4. Therefore, Peng is God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> I wonder, could Eurowarrior JOTM Awards be retroactive? Like an Honorary Oscar? Gyrene[/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You mean this little Award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 Actually the thread title was mistyped, it should have been Woe Is Peng ... because he is ... Peng! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellros Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: Please, let us define our terms. 1. Peng is a multirepresentational word. 2. "Where" implies a fixed point of spacetime. 3. Thus, Peng is one who is many places at once. 4. Therefore, Peng is God.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ROFLMAO That was a good one. But I have to disagree. God no, Satan maybe. He's too evil to be God. After all, he kills smilies!!!! [ 04-17-2001: Message edited by: Ellros ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted April 18, 2001 Author Share Posted April 18, 2001 So let me see if I'm getting this right... 3. Thus, Peng is one who is many places at once. Like McDonald's? Peng, ergo sum. Gyrene p.s. Yes, THAT award Maximus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene: Last time I use a web translator....ROFL What I meant to ask was "Where is Peng?" Gyrene<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Gyrene, you were correct . "Wo" is "where" auf Deutsch. Jeez, did I just say a Jarhead was correct? Oh, well, he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene: [QB]So let me see if I'm getting this right... 3. Thus, Peng is one who is many places at once. Like McDonald's? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Spoken like a future Cesspooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: Please, let us define our terms. 1. Peng is a multirepresentational word. 2. "Where" implies a fixed point of spacetime. 3. Thus, Peng is one who is many places at once. 4. Therefore, Peng is God.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Uh, no. He is a self-admitted Pod, not God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ellros: But I have to disagree. God no, Satan maybe. He's too evil to be God. After all, he kills smilies!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He is not Satan. I created smilies to torture Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted April 18, 2001 Author Share Posted April 18, 2001 If a Peng posts in the woods can you still make fun of it? I'm finding the philosophy of Pengology fascinating. Gyrene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Out, Out, you sordid lot! Back to the Peng Challenge Thread. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dear Mr Senachoman, there is no Peng Challenge Thread. Because morons who make new Peng Threads forget to put in the "Challenge" part to the Titel!! I say forget in a nice manor because they all have dust balls for brains when thinking of nifty titels, and because some of your members are winey gamey loosing nitts they get all huffy like a school yard sissy and don't come and join in a bath of cess once and a while when you take this "challange" to a country.. I won't name names.. right Peter you girly furbel. right not to scare anyone but psstt Senachaopoo you forgot your Panties belong under your pants and not over them... you feeling ok? today you forgot your bra today. ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 Jeeeezus Mensch!, sometimes you are just......scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Jeeeezus Mensch!, sometimes you are just......scary.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> all in a days work me boy, all in a days work... heh.. *pulls out some gum* would you like some onion flavored gum? ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 Peng is a wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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