Ales Dvorak Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Madmatt, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Madmatt: Gentlemen, In recent days I seen multiple leaks <snip> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Saw. =) Kitty ------------------ Hamsters at War! Chicks With Tanks Lorak's FTX "I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: do a Pool MOD concerning some or all of the WAV files. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I like it. Count me in if and when you ever decide to do it. =) Kitty ------------------ Hamsters at War! Chicks With Tanks Lorak's FTX "I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Meeks. Firstly, the window of opportunity is now closed. No setup arrived with your name on it. Now it's too late. Secondly, you are obviously not up to par with running a Cesspool, even the aussies did it better than you. The point of the pool was to contain all relevant information inside The Thread, not to piss it out all over the forum just because you felt like it at the time. If Stuka should get married or not should be decided by us poolers, not by the rest of the forum and certainly not by Stuka or his fiancee. Thirdly, polar bears are a bit slow but they are damn determined and single minded. Fourthly, since the pool bears your name now (how that could happen only The Bald One knows), it is your damn responsibilty to head any stray posts in here, not start other threads with serious important discussions elsewhere. Fiftly, read the message from The Bald One. Read it a few more times. If you manage to kill the Mutha-Beautiful Thread just because you are unable to stop kicking back with amphetamines you will wish that the polar bear gets you before the Old Firm does. Sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 21, 2001 Author Share Posted January 21, 2001 Now listen here, the whole lot of ya. I've always ran amok in the forum and I didn't realize that somehow I represented an authority figure now. I will stop. Any posts you see by me on the forum will involve only CM-related posting with the occasional philosophical debate but only when someone else starts it. I will also make sure to round up any Poolers that go AWOL, as is I suppose my duty. Finally, I will, and I hope everyone else does to, tone down the primitive venom we have fallen into in the Pool. No more cursing for me, from here on I will spend more thought when designing my taunts. I realize I'm the biggest offender here, so the fact that I've turned a new leaf should reduce the Pool leakage to a steady drip. And Geier, you cannot just walk in and declare a window closed that was never open! I'm here right now, I'm on ICQ, I have E-mail, you send me a steenkin' setup or arrange a TCP/IP game and I'll bring your Old Firm right into the 21st century, buddy. And Mace lies like a cheap rug. How does a cheap rug lie? Poorly. ------------------ "My mortar refuses to fire! He's Yellow!" -Me "Send him to CM2." -Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madmatt Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: Saw. =) Kitty <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It was meant to have said "I have seen"...So there! Bad Kitty! No Chew Toy for you! Madmatt [This message has been edited by Madmatt (edited 01-20-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: And Geier, you cannot just walk in and declare a window closed that was never open! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I could you know, but I didn't. This time anyway. The terms were for you to find persons that would create a scenario which would recreate The Hacky-Sack of Krakow and to send me a setup. You didn't (I wanna pway tcp/ip I wanna I wanna bwaaaah ow Berli killed me in 30 secs I suck). Alright you'll get your game then. When I feel like it. I just refused to resend a perfectly corrupt file to Prof Hamster X because he wrote your name in the mail. For five looong days. I'll do something Really Awful to you. Promise. But right now I'm busy so sod off. ------------------ Johan "The succesful execution of a well devised plan often looks like luck to saps." Dashiell Hammett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Lorak wrote: > Would you guys like a picture page at the cesspool site to post an on-line picture of yourself? If so I'd be happy to do it. I am happy to announce that this would be feasible solely on account that the hideous visages of most of those present would be counterweighted by the unfettered masculine beauty of yours truly. PawBroon wrote: > Between Poolers we cover pretty much every nation in CM and we can thus do some dubbing. For the Poles we can still use some of Senility best quotes for they are most of the times not making sense at all. I've been thinking that my unhinged ravings would be extremely appropriate for such a purpose. I also think the British need more than just a bunch of Cockney soundbites. Those who have been following OGSF's posts will appreciate the goldmine of possibilities for insult and derision offered by the Scottish dialect. As a master of many variations of both the Scottish and English accents, I would be honoured to provide some samples for the British troops. Madmatt wrote: > It was meant to have said "I have seen"...So there! Oi was loik hangin' raound the boahd, an' wot did oi saw, well I seen a banch of off-topic freads from this Meeeks geezah. Saow I paid mistah Meeeks a visit, an' oi sed, look 'ee-ah Meeeks, if yew'e gaowin'a keep paostin'ese stewpid freads, oi'm gaowin'a havta in'rahdewce yew tah sam of moi fellahs, and guess wot Meeeks, they daown't loik geezahs oow poahst off-topic freads, naow they daown't Meeeksy moi man. Saow oi sahgest yeow toddle off back ta wheah yeow came from, and daown't let me see yew're pretty face raownd'eah agoain, knaow wot oi meahn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 I sit at home with some sort of upper respiratory infection that has refused to either get worse or go away, and it reminds me of my match with Sneezy-choo-choo. In fact, starting this afternoon, both seem to be improving a bit. It's been a rather brutal match, fought in his backyard with deep snow and canadians or some such other troops that use british colors but don't talk funny in quite the same way as proper brits. Maybe they are british, it doesnt really matter since most of them are dead already anyway, and the rest will be soon. He managed to rush up and occupy the flags first, since germans seem to really suck at running in snow, getting easily winded, and the canucks or whatever they are all showed up in their hockey uniforms with skates and skis. We traded tanks for a while destroying and/or immobilizing nearly everything with a motor (except some rather sucky little mg carriers), though it looks now as if his little stuart may have finally unbogged itself. That's fine, it will die from a shaped charge through the side like the rest of his vehicles. Now the intestinal parasite has turned, and the canucks seem to be on the run. I've taken one of the flags back (sneezy's troops were down to hockey sticks, and then when they broke they dropped them, to avoid a term in the box) and he's got a short platoon that's attempting to advance off of a clump of woods on top of the other flag. They're about to be escorted into whatever creator dependent afterlife awaits them. btw - whatever happened to that pimple-faced wintergreen kid? Do you suppose he lights up when you crush him? ------------------ Slayer of the Original Cesspool Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Tom Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Oh, way to go Meeks, I feel like a kid in 2nd grade that just got caught spitballing. Now we're ALL in trouble no thanks to you. Hehe..I kill me. And I now have a new sig..it cracked me up from that yippy dog thread that got locked. GI Tom ------------------ Think before you POST, TEST before you cry BUG and take a "Time-Out" break before you counter-flame the guy that just called you a Plutonian ButtMonkey---Madmatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Geier: Alright you'll get your game then. When I feel like it. I just refused to resend a perfectly corrupt file to Prof Hamster X because he wrote your name in the mail. For five looong days. But right now I'm busy so sod off. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That explains it. And here I was thinking you were just trying to delay the final, ultimate pain of losing. And you have yet to find a more plausible explanation for why that file was corrupt. You have to admit that it definitely satisfies Occam's Razor to say that the file was corrupted because you rubbed Meeks with it before sending. Seems reasonable to me. Now send me that bloody turn, you useless storage vat of lutfisk. ------------------ Ethan ----------- "We forbid any course that says we restrict free speech." -- Dr. Kathleen Dixon, Director of Women's Studies, Bowling Green State University Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Hoo boy, first 3Dfx goes bust, then a local PC shop orders a bunch of Mac cards by accident! Me's getting a Voodoo 5500 for peanuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 21, 2001 Author Share Posted January 21, 2001 Lutfisk, what the monkey is that? GITom, you shut your pie hole, if you look outside there were lots of Poolers posting crud all over the forum. Wait, that's not true. Still, you know you like it. I return from annihilating Elvis. Totally, utterly and in all ways. The poor guy couldn't've done any worse if he'd been armed with primative black powder rifles and a basic understanding of quantum physics. 84 to something. Very, very sad. Chalk it up Lorak! ------------------ "My mortar refuses to fire! He's Yellow!" -Me "Send him to CM2." -Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: <snip>I didn't realize that somehow I represented an authority figure now. I will also make sure to round up any Poolers that go AWOL, as is I suppose my duty. <snip> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't flatter yourself, I've never seen you as an authority figure and never will. =) And talk about lying poorly! You've always seemed to think of yourself as some kind of authority figure. "Post like this!" "Don't post like that!" "That post isn't long enough!" "You post too much!" "Waaa! Waa! Why won't you do what I say?!?!?!" So leave Mace and the rest of us alone because to paraphrase what you said, you are, "the most offensive person here." =) Kitty Ps - I don't recall Matt saying we couldn't swear, so here's my gratuitous cuss word: ****. ------------------ Hamsters at War! Chicks With Tanks Lorak's FTX "I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Babra Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Madmatt: Bad Kitty! No Chew Toy for you! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> There goes Mace's plans for the weekend... ------------------ Massada Lo Tipol Shenit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Lutfisk, what the monkey is that? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Basically, poison. Ask Seanachai to send you a sample (he'll reply with "Ya sure, you betcha"). If he doesn't know where to get it, tell him Ingebretson's (over in St. Paul). It's one of those things that was what you ate in a famine back in the old country that has somehow become a delicacy here (like hardtack or elmer's glue). In scandinavia, it was fish (cod IIRC) marinated for weeks or months in lye (sometimes spelled Drano). Lived near Seenachoochoo for 6 years (and probably failed him in a class or two) and never tried the stuff. You can read more here: http://netnet.net/~pineaire/Lutefisk.html edited again to add this better page about the stuff: http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~atman/ic/lutefisk.html ------------------ Slayer of the Original Cesspool Thread. [This message has been edited by chrisl (edited 01-20-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake bullet Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 ohh arrr yeah well ard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 just trying out the new sig... ------------------ "If you can taste the difference between caviar on a cracker and ketchup on a Kit-Kat while blindfolded, you have not had enough aquavit to be ready for lutefisk." (stolen from some web page about lutefisk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Forever Babra: There goes Mace's plans for the weekend... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have to admit that was pretty funny. =) K ------------------ Hamsters at War! Chicks With Tanks Lorak's FTX "I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 JarJarHead: Are you huffing white-out? How on god's paved earth am I supposed to send you a setup file so that you and ButtCheek6 can slaughter each other for our amusement when you don't have a blankity-blanking email address in your blankity-blanking profile? Eh? Well answer me, boy-o! I will send Crodaberg to BC6, do you think the two of you could clear your snyapses of foreign matter long enough to introduce yourselves to each other and start the game? Post your pathetic mumbling excuse right here where I can see it. And PawBroon, my dear copain, while I am utterly offended that I was not consulted about this great idea of yours, you can count me in to record anything you wish. I'll think of some suggestions. I do think Chupa should record "I pity the Foo!" ------------------ WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! - THIS SIG FILE BELONGS TO A COMPLETE FOO. MR T WOULDN'T BE SO KIND AS TO WRINKLE AN EYEBROW AT THIS UNFORTUNATE BEING. PLEASE OFFER HIS PARENTS AND COHABITANTS ALL SYMPATHY POSSIBLE. MAY BE CONTAGIOUS. CONTAINS ARTIFICIAL SWEETNER, INTELLIGENCE AND WIT. STAND WELL CLEAR AND LIGHT WICK. BY ORDER PETERNZ Damn Croda. That is one funny sig!!! must suck to be you - Hiram Sedai [This message has been edited by Croda (edited 01-21-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Check6: Battle update This is gonna be a short one because I only have two (and a half?) battles going. My duel with a non-Pooler, Mr. Hankey, goeth extremely well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Eeeewwww. You play non-'Poolers? And ones making reference to South Park? You otherwise seemed like a fairly nice lad. Other than your unbelievably boring choice of names. And you're only playing a couple of people? Well...you're kind of a 'wiener', aren't you? I mean, I hesitate to stoop to this sort of lower school name calling, but, my gods, man. I hereby dub Check6 the 'dachshund' of the Peng Challenge Thread. Careful of your back while climbing stairs, and I don't think you can shed the title until we find an even more deserving candidate. Can we make Jarhead (a useless but altogether more deserving individual, by far) play Check6? Funny we haven't had more useless wanks in here lately. Maybe word spreads faster, these days? ------------------ Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties, Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices! But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli, All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother! We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more, We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: Now send me that bloody turn, you useless storage vat of lutfisk. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Old World Squareheads don't actually eat that ****e, and in fact, recoil in horror when it's described to them. Lutefisk is a purely New World Scando creation. Just a quick word from the land where people actually eat a food that is the consistency of snot with bones in it. ------------------ Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties, Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices! But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli, All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother! We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more, We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastables Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Sorry lads, I've been selected for service overseas and am off to start pre-deployment training at the end of the week. This will mean that all of my pbem games are off until November this year I should return with some cool UN kit that I'll have nicked an a brand new medal just for turning up wish me luck and have a good one. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl: Lived near Seenachoochoo for 6 years (and probably failed him in a class or two) and never tried the stuff. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You did not, lad, as I attended Carleton College, not that public school rubbish where you undoubtedly did your drinking. Not to mention that I'm at least as old as Morse, and might have fathered you during that drunken trip to wherever it was where your poor long suffering mother was pining, awaiting a true pseudo-Celtic hero to come along and take her away from wherever it was. ------------------ Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties, Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices! But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli, All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother! We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more, We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: Madmatt, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Here, bugger off. Madmatt's no stranger, and knows to come to us to take care of matters, but we don't need the useless likes of you showing up like some kind of poor man's greek chorus and going all smarmy and trying to neutralize your gaolhouse pallor by basking in the glow of authority, now do we? ------------------ Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties, Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices! But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli, All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother! We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more, We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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