Hiram Sedai Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Okay, I'll be first: This was liberally borrowed from Southpark "Weeelll, Germanboy’s a git! He's a big fat git! He's the biggest git in the whole wide world! He's a stupid git if there ever was a git, he's a git to all the boys and girls!" "On Monday he's a git! On Tuesday he's a git! And Wednesday through Saturday he's a git! Then on Sunday just to be different he's a super kinkamayamaya Git! "Have you ever met my opponent, Germanboy? He's the biggest git in the whole wide world, he's a mean ol' git and he has stupid hair, he's a git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git, git!!! He's a stupid git. Germanboy’s a git, yes he just a dirty git. Germanboy’s a githhahhhh!!! ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: [b he's a super kinkamayamaya Git! That should be Super King Kamehameha git. ------------------ "If you can taste the difference between caviar on a cracker and ketchup on a Kit-Kat while blindfolded, you have not had enough aquavit to be ready for lutefisk." (stolen from some web page about lutefisk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Since I just spectacularly beat Germanboy without even really coming to major blows. With the loss of one of his FJ platoons he admitted utter and complete defeat before my troops barrels got even warm. A cease-fire allowed his side to crawl back to Germany with the triumphant Amuricans holding the town, and a little bored due to inactivity. Anyone up for a REAL PBEM match?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by chrisl: That should be Super King Kamehameha git. Shut your lucky face uncle lucker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Major Tom: Shut your lucky face uncle lucker... Everything's gone wrong since Canada came along... ------------------ "If you can taste the difference between caviar on a cracker and ketchup on a Kit-Kat while blindfolded, you have not had enough aquavit to be ready for lutefisk." (stolen from some web page about lutefisk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Major Tom: Anyone up for a REAL PBEM match?!?! I'll take summa dat. And leave the #@$% smilies out if it--this is the PENG thread, not the OHMIGOD-OHMIGOD-OHMIGOD-JUSTIN-FROM-THE-BACKSTREET-BOYS-IS-SO-CUTE! thread. If you can tear yourself away from trolling for "cyber" on the latter, send me a setup (prefer 1250 or less, med quality, rest up to you). Agua Perdido ------------------ Feel the pain of outlaw cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 A song for Germanboytoy and Babra Wa-Wa -- "You put your right hand down, "You put your left hand down, "Grab hold of Mr. Happy and you shake him up and down, "You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, "That's what it's all about." "You spread your right cheek right, "You spread your left cheek left, "Bend down for Meeks and Croda and you move your butt around, "You do the Hokey Pokey and you pump it in and out, "That's what it's all about." Mark IV: So you took some Fresno Water Dept. guys to the Taco Bell, sat outside, and fed french fries to the sparrows. I know that's a big deal for you, and I'm glad you were able to slip the expense past the bean-counters. Aren't you the same sensitive guy who feeds plastic six-pack holders to Danny the Dolphin and leaves your boogers under the conference room table? ------------------ Only the Lawyer knows what Evil lurks in the minds of men.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Lawyer: Hahahahaha!! They used to send me to detention for things like this but now that I'm an adolt, I can write whatever I want! Oooo, lookee lookee, I can type things a twelve-year old child would be ashamed to read. Tee hee hee. I'm so bad. Look you idjit, keep me out of your little prison love fantasies. I only raped Andreas once and that was metaphorically. ------------------ Car Wars sucked hard. In fact all Steve Jackson games sucked hard. What the hell was wrong with you, back then? Didn't you ever hear about the d20?!?! No d20 back then fool. Cars Wars was only 4 dollars, what do you expect? [This message has been edited by Elijah Meeks (edited 02-01-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Major Tom: Since I just spectacularly beat Germanboy without even really coming to major blows. With the loss of one of his FJ platoons he admitted utter and complete defeat before my troops barrels got even warm. A cease-fire allowed his side to crawl back to Germany with the triumphant Amuricans holding the town, and a little bored due to inactivity. Anyone up for a REAL PBEM match?!?! German attacker 592 points US defender 1084 points (admittedly 200 as barbed wire) Moral: do not play 'A ten minute break' as PBEM, since even Major Tom could win it when playing against you as defender. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Germanboy: German attacker 592 points US defender 1084 points (admittedly 200 as barbed wire) Moral: do not play 'A ten minute break' as PBEM, since even Major Tom could win it when playing against you as defender. DAMN STRAIGHT!! You would have thought that since the title was "10 minute break" that the Germans would only have 10 of the 30 minutes in which to make their break, eh? Waiting any longer than that would result in your gameplay resembling that of a retired sloth. [This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 02-01-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 I think the "Ten Minute Break" was the one I got a draw vs Mark IV. Therefore, it must be stacked. I protest. No, wait. I don't. Must be a gamey bug in the scenario and I hope they fix it for CM2. ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Agua Perdido: I'll take summa dat. And leave the #@$% smilies out if it--this is the PENG thread, not the OHMIGOD-OHMIGOD-OHMIGOD-JUSTIN-FROM-THE-BACKSTREET-BOYS-IS-SO-CUTE! thread. If you can tear yourself away from trolling for "cyber" on the latter, send me a setup (prefer 1250 or less, med quality, rest up to you). Agua Perdido Listen, Agua Perdido (losely translated in English meaning "Water in Pants"), I can put any damn smiley any damn place I want. Knowing the names of the backdoor boys isn't going to impress me. Prepare to meet your death and go back to the backstreets from whence you and your soggy title whence came! THENCE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Major Tom: DAMN STRAIGHT!! You would have thought that since the title was "10 minute break" that the Germans would only have 10 of the 30 minutes in which to make their break, eh? Waiting any longer than that would result in your gameplay resembling that of a retired sloth. [This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 02-01-2001).] Tosh - clearly it meant I was supposed to give your lads a break before I start killing them. I think Hiram has got it right - BTS please fix or do somefink. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Germanboy: I think Hiram has got it right - BTS please fix or do somefink. Oh, so you did read the top of this page. ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal [This message has been edited by Hiram Sedai (edited 02-01-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Good freaking lord. The cesspool only gets deeper and deeper. I figure, even due to my current status as a "Junior Member" and the fact that Internet Explorer seems unable to remember my password onto the boards, that I should say something. First and foremost, if the cesspool is any way to look at the progress of humanity as of yet, we're all headed straight for hell. Now, while I enjoy screaming at my soldiers like a Eastern European man who barely understands english as much as the next... well, either way, firey burning damnation to us all. Even for the BTS boys, for letting a obscenity like this exist (and thankfully so.) Second, as much fun as hamsters and gerbils truly are, we need to move on (yes Kitty, that's right, you heard me). Perhaps another catch-phrase for CM that we all can recognize and accidentally refer to in public. Words like "Spoot" and what-not. Either way, I vote that whatever the new catch becomes, we put some expletive-laden ties to it. Third, and this is simply me. After having lost no less than 527 brain cells listening to Gunny Bunny bemoan CM, I would like to go on the record and say that i'd still buy CM2 if NOTHING about the graphics was changed. Maybe its just me, but my wargame experience isn't enhanced by watching my favorite game turn into a slide-show due to how much it taxes my system. Fourth, Neoarsphenamine. I have no idea what that means but it is a long-assed word and it rocks. Fifth and finally, I can only hope that oneday in the near future that everyone will discover the wonder that is CM. Of course, on the other hand, I don't want those snot-nosed little bastids from the rest of the web ruinin' a good thing. Now, if you'll excuse me i'm going to go slip on some asbestos clothes and take my flaming like a man. ------------------ "Without struggle, there is no progress." -Frederick Douglas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Predator: Good freaking lord. The cesspool only gets deeper and deeper. I figure, even due to my current status as a "Junior Member" and the fact that Internet Explorer seems unable to remember my password onto the boards, that I should say something. First and foremost, if the cesspool is any way to look at the progress of humanity as of yet, we're all headed straight for hell. Now, while I enjoy screaming at my soldiers like a Eastern European man who barely understands english as much as the next... well, either way, firey burning damnation to us all. Even for the BTS boys, for letting a obscenity like this exist (and thankfully so.) Second, as much fun as hamsters and gerbils truly are, we need to move on (yes Kitty, that's right, you heard me). Perhaps another catch-phrase for CM that we all can recognize and accidentally refer to in public. Words like "Spoot" and what-not. Either way, I vote that whatever the new catch becomes, we put some expletive-laden ties to it. Third, and this is simply me. After having lost no less than 527 brain cells listening to Gunny Bunny bemoan CM, I would like to go on the record and say that i'd still buy CM2 if NOTHING about the graphics was changed. Maybe its just me, but my wargame experience isn't enhanced by watching my favorite game turn into a slide-show due to how much it taxes my system. Fourth, Neoarsphenamine. I have no idea what that means but it is a long-assed word and it rocks. Fifth and finally, I can only hope that oneday in the near future that everyone will discover the wonder that is CM. Of course, on the other hand, I don't want those snot-nosed little bastids from the rest of the web ruinin' a good thing. Now, if you'll excuse me i'm going to go slip on some asbestos clothes and take my flaming like a man. Hi Predator, hope you are having a nice day. Now Hiram, of course I am reading the thread, much as it pains me. Your reference to South Park made me yawn. And then yawn again. Yawn some more. I have the Germanboy dance on my hard-drive, and I had my name Germanboy a long time before the makers of South Park grew up. Which is not really that difficult. Was there anything else? Oh yes, get yourself a decent computer (i.e. a Mac), if only to annoy Jeff Heidman. Go on, do it. You know you want to. I am slaughtering Bauhaus (again). It feels good. My Frenchies laugh at the Estate Agent™, and Ethan thinks he will win again in this mad creation by Rune, but he won't. So there. Elvis I have yet to see, I think Adolf did not grant him any troops. Now where is the Grog Porn. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 My greatest work as of yet goes ignored. Perhaps I shall stick to the PBEM games. ------------------ "Without struggle, there is no progress." -Frederick Douglas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Predator: Please spank me. I've been a very bad boy. I deserve every punishment I get. Please let me lick Kitty's stilleto-heeled thigh-boots. Thank you, mistress. Did someone say something? No, I thought not. In other news: The Aardvark Formerly Known as Joe Shaw managed strategically to lose the turn where I turned his Panther into a funeral pyre. When the turn was re-run, he managed to kill two of my Sherman 76s for no loss and is now in a position to put a hurting on my brave GIs. Something must be done. I think I shall write to my Congressman. Lorak is about to fall victim to my brillian attrition and maneuver air-land battle fire and movement defense in depth new economy PepsiMax™ battle plan and stands no chance whatsoever. Germanboy seems to be suffering a case of Autobahn withdrawal. Or perhaps he's taking the idea of being the Hun a bit too literally. Anyway, death to him and all his nasty little Hamstertruppen. Mark IV: Oh the humanity! Oh, the pathos! Oh, I'm so glad this one is about to rumble to a conclusion. Geier appears still to be de-Meeksing his harddrive. Or perhaps he has yet to emerge from the world of hurt that I introduced him to in the last turn. And I'm still waiting to see if Elvis's cats really are fatter than mine. Jeeves was 16 lbs. as of his last visit to the vet, and only 60% of that is flab. ------------------ Ethan ----------- "We forbid any course that says we restrict free speech." -- Dr. Kathleen Dixon, Director of Women's Studies, Bowling Green State University [This message has been edited by Hakko Ichiu (edited 02-01-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Oh, so you did read the top of this page. Yo, Hiram, you seem to be doing a lot of posting, but not a lot of PBEMing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Yeh! Hiram are you a man, or are you a Hiram?!! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Germanboy: Tosh - clearly it meant I was supposed to give your lads a break before I start killing them. I think Hiram has got it right - BTS please fix or do somefink. So thats why you didn't do anything for those 10 turns, afraid of breaking protocol, eh? I have to admit, you did a damn fine job in not killing my guys at that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Kitty: YK2 I think you might like a couple of the pictures here: http://www.dailyradar.com/features/showbiz_feature_page_230_1.html =) Kitty All I can say at this exact moment is ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *PHEW * gotta go take my chill pill now... Thanks for that Kitty, much appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Major Tom: Yo, Hiram, you seem to be doing a lot of posting, but not a lot of PBEMing! Okay, I'll type this slowly so you can understand. My PC at home is down. Comprehende vous?? I can't play CM at work, only Minesweeper. ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Originally posted by Major Tom: Listen, Agua Perdido (losely translated in English meaning "Water in Pants")... Prepare to meet from whence your whence! THENCE!!!! Hence, let our match be 'Water in Pants' versus 'Water on the Brain.' If I win, you pay for my dry-cleaning; if you win, I pay for your trephination. And don't try to use that gamey syntax in the battle. Agua Perdido ------------------ Feel the pain of outlaw cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevetherat Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 Have any of you limp-wristed, slack-handed, light-fingered, nail-biters been here? http://www.grognard.com/ Elbow grease required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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