Dogface Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 If so please contact me. My cat broke my combat mission CD the other night, Then to top it all off i cornered a mouse in the washroom, told the wife to get the cat. Wife brings cat in cat runs after mouse for about 2 min. then gets bored and whines at the door to be let out. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The dang mouse ran into the cat three times!!! Ans i mean ran into accualy bounce off of is more like it and the cat didnt even seem to notice...... Needless to say i had to kill the mouse my self. The little buggers sure are fast!!! now i know why they call these boots Redwings. Anyhoo turn yer dog loose in my yard and ill make sure the cats out there... :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmead Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 ROFL Cats arre definitely funny things... we refer to ours as the aliens that we let live amongst us... Oh and very sorry to hear about your CD. When Matt wanders by, maybe he will take pity on you just before locking this one up and suggest that you send him your date of purchase and other original sale info along with a relatively nominal fee to replace your CD. Hi Matt! Does your dog bite? No. Your dog bit me! That is not my dog... [ 05-07-2001: Message edited by: kmead ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface Posted May 8, 2001 Author Share Posted May 8, 2001 Ya that would be nice, But no im gonna buy another.... That how much i like this game!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dogface: The dang mouse ran into the cat three times!!! Ans i mean ran into accualy bounce off of is more like it and the cat didnt even seem to notice...... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> the cat's ai needs to be fixed. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dogface: then gets bored and whines at the door to be let out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> was it conscript or green? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dogface: The little buggers sure are fast!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah, but they don't have the punch needed to take out a cat, even from the rear or flank. you need to get rats to take out a cat, and even then you need more than one. they need to take the cat from the sides and rear, not frontally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface Posted May 8, 2001 Author Share Posted May 8, 2001 I noticed that the top armor on the Mouse was severly lacking, one good stomp and that was it. Unless i hit one of thoes patened "weak spots".. but no the cat was a Vetran has at least 7 confirmed kills 6 StrumMaus and one Robinshmidt.. [ 05-08-2001: Message edited by: Dogface ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 Gadammit Russel!!!! You made me laugh out loud at work when I read your reply! Hard to pretend to work when your stiffling a laugh. Gyrene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 i thought dogface's response was much funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 Reading back, I think part of the problem must have been the cat's "Fuzzy Logic" Gyrene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 For a second I had this thread confused with the "so many damn bugs in one scenario" thread, where a panicked HT kept bumping into the Sherman sent to kill it... Anyway, I think Dogface really needs to post a screenshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmaker Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 There was a thread here a while back about Russians using mice to sabotage German panzer efforts and the German reply with using cats to protect the panzer's wiring from getting chewed up by the mice/rats. Somebody also said that the SS, in typical fashion only used "purebred" felines. Don't know how much is true (if any) but it was an funny read. Maybe you can find it doing the search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dittohead Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 I'm still waiting to hear how your cat broke your CD. And what was it doing out of your computer in the first place. :eek: "My Dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 Sunday will be mother's day in the U.S. So I will be buying a card and putting this phrase in it: "Hi, Mom" Sorry bout the C-section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer_Meyer Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 I have a dog! I am sure my dog would "love" your cat in my back yard. Send the cat over, my dog is really bored, and he sleeps all day and he is overweight. He needs a workout. Well on second though, he might get a heat-attack. Hmmm, send the cat anyway!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessRobinson Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 Actually, when I read the thread's title, I thought the message was going to be about an M8 Greyhound killing a Panther. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeski Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 How did you get your Cat to Play CM??? When you get a new CD Tell Your cat to send me a Setup. But put the CD in for him so he doesn't scratch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ckoharik Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Man, that would be one hurting cat if that were my CM CD. :eek: Good thing I keep a personal "archive" and lock the original in my safe. (Madmatt, you didn't see me write this...and I was never here.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Hi Peng! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von_M Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Hi thingmie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Fox Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Dogface: "Hi, honey, how was your day" Neglected Wife: "OK, I guess, but I have bad news" Dogface: "What?" Neglected Wife: "The cat wrecked the CD of that game you're always playing" Dogface: "Damn cat, #@*#!" Dogface (looking at CD): "Gee, that cat sure has sharp claws." Mmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcm1947 Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 Russellmz - that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughted out loud myself. Very good. I'm still thinking about it and laughting. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex heritage Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 i think ure a complete bastard for killin a defenseless mouse how about if it was 200 meters tall and stepping on u???? i'd like u to know a cat got in to my back garden 4 nights ago and kiled my bunny...so i shot it in the head and killed IT hahahahahah its probably already at the tip. but now i'm probably gonna be bombarded with emails telling me i'm a monster. but it's strangely ok to crush mice (defenseless mice) into the ground i hate dogs to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alex heritage: i hate dogs to <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm sure dogs, cats, mice, and most mammels hate you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alex heritage: i think ure a complete bastard for killin a defenseless mouse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> it wasn't defenseless: it just failed to use proper tactics and take advantage of its greater mobility to avoid humans...and what was it doing going fast? why wasn't it sneaking? and didn't it send scouts forward? was it using manuevuer warfare properly? no, and that's why it got mashed by attrition warfare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltie Lad Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 "Hey everybody; my cat ate my CD, so, uh, I can't play TCP/IP tonite. Gee, I'm really sorry." Worst damn excuse I've ever heard! Have you ever thought about giving your cat an enema. I swear that must be the largest stainless steel device I've ever seen! "Here kitty, kittie. Daddy's gonna teach you to never, ever touch his cd's again. Now bend over and cough!" :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex heritage Posted May 11, 2001 Share Posted May 11, 2001 that cat i shot sure forgot to use tactics it forgot to cover its right flank upper head. cos thats why my shot came from upper house window in the head,with a 22. bye bye kitty, ure my pikachu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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