Barticus Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 LOL, OK....in response to a posting in another thread, I hereby form the Kiddie Cess-Pool!! Feel free to drop by and mildly insult one another with half-baked snide remarks taken totally out of context! Your Mothers were all hamsters and your Fathers smelled of Elder-Berries! Challenge each other to water-gun duels at 10 paces, or elastic-band gunfights (Don't be shy, you know you want to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Hah! In CM I have all the skills of an illiterate ditch-digger! You would make short work of me if I challenged you!! .....wait, am I supposed to insult you or me??!?!?!? Guess thats why you call it the kiddy cesspool Speedbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Hi Mom Matt on't look at us, we didn't do it! (Hmm may need to check for Trademark violations of the Cesspool™ and consider an injunction and cease and desist order) ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Hey! Is that a red ring around Barticus? Hi Mom! ------------------ Woot! - Maximus2k The New CessPool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barticus Posted March 2, 2001 Author Share Posted March 2, 2001 Originally posted by Croda: Hey! Is that a red ring around Barticus? Hi Mom! Funny, I don;t SEE any.......(SMACK!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Barticus, you are smelly. I can't challenge you because my water wings are at the dry cleaners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Well Croda...our work is done here. Up! Up! and away! [This message has been edited by jd (edited 03-02-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ... well ... I know you are but what am I? Joe ------------------ I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Hey, did the water just get warm?!?!?!? Barticus!!!!!!! Speedbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 YOU GUYS SUCK! HAHAHAHAHA! Hrm, no, I like the other one better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Anyone seen my pants, I think I dropped them around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 well well well whats this... and we were not responsible.. heh.. well, where's my protection money you guys?? you see you pay me money so I don't come in here and make long poems about how Matt hair grows on his palms and not on his head. *looks around for matt* right you have 2 hours..then I come back and make a Ode to Matt Matt the guy with no fur.. (see its worse then you think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirage2k Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 (Don't be shy, you know you want to) I am shy, and I know I don't want to, but it looks like I'm posting anyway, which speaks wonders for the effectiveness of behavior modification therapy. By the way, is this thing made of plastic or rubber or what? It seems like those plastic kiddie pools wouldn't be terribly effective at holding cess, which is denser than water. We'll see. Oh, and I hate all of you. -Andrew ------------------ "No, it's not that kind of relationship. We're just friends. We are together all the time, but I never touch her porcelain skin, her soft, red lips, like rose petals from the emperor's bathwater! Bathwater, I tell you, bathwateeeeeeer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 I know you are, but what am I? Might as well get this in play now. ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change." -- Oddball "Crap." -- Moriarty [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 03-02-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 How many times do I have tell you kids, DON'T LEAVE THE HOSE RUNNING! Look! (Pointing in all directions) You have turned the entire thread into a massive swamp! You are gonna kill the Kentucky bluegrass sod I just laid! You just wait until Matt gets home! Jeff ------------------ When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 poopie poopie poopie. farts and poopie. pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 Originally posted by jshandorf: How many times do I have tell you kids, DON'T LEAVE THE HOSE RUNNING! Look! (Pointing in all directions) You have turned the entire thread into a massive swamp! You are gonna kill the Kentucky bluegrass sod I just laid! You just wait until Matt gets home! Jeff Odd you should mention sod... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueFalcon Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 I'm rubber your glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! ------------------ Ours is not to reason why, ours is to do or die!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 Your mother wears army boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 As if one cesspool wasn't bad enough. ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 1st Hussars Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 Looks like the genepool could use alittle more cholorine. ------------------ If the words "f**k" and "frontal" were removed from the vocabulary, the Canadian Army would be left both speechless, and unable to attack... -Michael Dorosh shadow@jagdtiger.de Canada For CM I AM CANADIAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob/1 Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 Really shadow then why are you here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KwazyDog Posted March 3, 2001 Share Posted March 3, 2001 Guys, lets try and keep this to the one thread if we could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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