dalem Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: The problem is that POTA was released before CMBB, and therefore would not benefit from the improved modelling of machinegun teams. Depending on the organisation of the apes, the machineguns would be aiming either at the centre of the entire mass, or at individual apes. Therefore they could not hope to lay down any kind of effective suppression fire, let alone wound or kill any significant number of the apes. If Burton had waited a few more months, he would have benefited from faster target switching, not to mention fire lanes and grazing fire (yes I know they're the same thing).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't be a-bringin' that fancy talk crappola in here, boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Lucky for the Human race they had Mark Wahleberg and not Joe Shaw, as the big fat TRP under the ape army would've been useless without the LOS Joeneeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Lucky for the Human race they had Mark Wahleberg and not Joe Shaw, as the big fat TRP under the ape army would've been useless without the LOS Joeneeds.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey pal, I don't NEED an LOS ... I can quit anytime I want to. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Lucky for the Human race they had Mark Wahleberg and not Joe Shaw, as the big fat TRP under the ape army would've been useless without the LOS Joeneeds.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm still smarting from the unfair and cowardly whuppin; I suffered at the paws of Herr Shaw. Maybe I should challenge him again. And hey, all you Minnesotans - I got my transfer approved and my move date to MPLS is set for 9/9, so stock up on canned goods and jugs of fresh water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I'm still smarting from the unfair and cowardly whuppin; I suffered at the paws of Herr Shaw. Maybe I should challenge him again.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I agree, you were cowardly but I wouldn't describe your play as unfair ... unwise, uncoordinated, unclear, but not unfair. Challenge away you pathetic little person, I have too many games going now BUT I did promise you another loss, uh, I mean game. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekeFentle Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Lorak once again The Whuppin' Boy has bludgeoned Leo the kinniget of insipid ineptness. In another blood bath my superior tactical genius has proven itself. Please chalk up the following… DekeFentle Major Alied Victory (79) Leo Another spanking from one who knows how. (21) That's four in a row from the lurking serf of PENG. Another debacle is about to start. I have chosen to play the Axis aggressor to your Polish High Quality??? defenders. I see five in a row just over the horizon. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Deke the Fentlator has hacked the game, I say!! Either that or he has mastered the vagaries of pixelated generic (pun intended you slack-jawed niblet gnawing nincompoops(SEE! There's an evil contagion of alliteration that spreads from playing that plagiarizing pile of poofery)engineering, for he has managed in each of our past 4 games to have TRP's permanently emblazoned upon each of my pixelated Samurai. Fentle is the lowest of the low, the gamiest of game, the Bast of Bastiches, and I spit thricely in his general direction. FEH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Speaking of which, for those who have seen the film, did it cross anyone elses mind that just before the big battle scene, when the ape army is approaching the ruins that all the humans needed was a couple of HMG teams and maybe a King Tiger with its honking great gun and them pesky apes would have been toast. Or maybe a Stuka?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would they stop for a bunch of bananas? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Would they stop for a bunch of bananas?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh fine Mace, no sooner does MadMatt lay down the law about not offending ANYBODY about ANYTHING and you have to go and play the banana card. Jerk! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh fine Mace, no sooner does MadMatt lay down the law about not offending ANYBODY about ANYTHING and you have to go and play the banana card. Jerk! Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ook ook!! Yessir, we have no bananas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Gentles All! (SSNs may close their eyes now as you are not worthy to gaze upon this work of art) I bring to you a masterful bit of poetry from our own fair Dame Emma, found lanquishing in the General Forum <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>A is for Amber....... and also..... Aberfeldy Aberlour Allt-a-bhainn An Cnoc Ardbeg.......... I like this one... Ardmore Arran Auchentoshan Auchriosk Aultmore B is for bottles big and small....... Balblair...... and this..... Balmenach Balvenie (The Balvenie) Banff Ben Nevis Ben Wyvis Benriach Benrinnes Benromach Bladnoch Blair Athol Bowmore Brackla (Royal Brackla) Braes of Glenlivet Braeval Brora Bruichladdich Bunnhabhain C is for \_/> (((((Cheers))))) Caol Ila Caperdonich Cardhu Century of Malts Clynelish Cnoc Dhubh Coleburn Convalmore Cradle Mountain Cragganmore Craigellachie Craiglodge Croftengea D is for Dimple in that famous bottle..... Da Mhile Dailuaine Dallas Dhu Dalmore (The Dalmore) Dalwhinnie.......... and this Deanston Dram Select Drumguish Dufftown E is for Emma....... ))) Edradour F is for flavoUr Fettercairn Finlaggan G is for Glass........ Glen Albyn Glen Breton Glen Deveron Glen Douglas Glen Elgin Glen Esk Glen Flagler Glen Garioch Glen Grant Glen Keith Glen Mhor Glen Moray Glen Ord Glen Rothes Glen Scotia Glen Spey Glenallachie Glenburgie Glencadam Glencraig Glendronach Glendullan Glenesk Glenfarclas Glenfiddich Glenglassaugh Glengoyne Glengyle Glenkinchie Glenlivet (The Glenlivet) Glenlochy Glenlossie Glenmorangie...... Arghhhhhhhhhhh Glenora Glenordie Glenugie Glenury Royal Glentauchers Glenturret H is for Heather....... Hazelburn Highland Park Hillside I is for ISLAY....... Imperial Inchgower Inchmoan Inchmurrin Inverarity Inverleven Isle of Arran...... you gotta visit here... Isle of Jura J is for Jock...... Jura K is for Kilt........... Kenloch Killyloch Kinclaith Kininvie Knockando Knockdhu L is for Luscious........ Ladyburn Lagavulin... more arghhhhhhhhhh Lammerlaw Laphroaig... Double ARghhhhhhhhh Ledaig (Tobermory) Linkwood Linlithgow Lismore Littlemill Loch Dhu Lochindaal Loch Lomond Lochnagar (Royal Lochnagar) Lochside Longmorn Longrow M is for Malt Macallan (The Macallan) Macduff Macphail's McClelland's Mannochmore Michel Couvreur Millburn Miltonduff Mortlach Mosstowie Muir of Ord N is for Nectar.......... North Port O is for Ohhhhh my god tis heaven....... Oban....... Don't go home without visiting Old Ferrercairn The Old Man of Hoy Old Pulteney Old Rhosdhu Ord P is for Peat........ Pittyvaich Poit Dhubh Port Ellen Prime Malt Prince of Wales Pulteney R is for Rustic..... Rosebank Royal Brackla Royal Lochnagar S is for Scotch......... St George St Magdalene Scapa Singleton (The Singleton) Speyburn Speyside Springbank Strathisla Strathmill T is for Tipple........ Talisker Tamdhu Tamnavulin Teaninich Tobermory Tomatin Tomintoul Tormore Tullibardine V is for Vintage.......... Vintage Campbeltown Vintage Highland Vintage Islay........ *HEAVEN* Vintage Lowland Vintage Mull Vintage Orkney W is for Whisky.... There are many others to be tried......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And here I thought she only drank that swill the French call wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Just testing an addition to the sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh fine Mace, no sooner does MadMatt lay down the law about not offending ANYBODY about ANYTHING and you have to go and play the banana card. Jerk! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That does it Mace, I have never been so offended in my life. Well, thats not quite true but for the purposes of this rant it will suffice. You know that bananas are the spiritual centerpoint of Australian culture, and their name should not be uttered in vain, much like Jehovah. If I weren't already punching your chubby little eyes out in that bocage schmozzell, I'd have to give you a good bitch slapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Speakin' o' bocage shamozzles....deye owe mae a turrrn, ye bandy legged lint sniffer? An' fer tha bleedin' obvious - Ah'm talkin' tae yoo Jimmy! Och fer cryin' oot loud - YOO Stukanukapukapants - deye owe mae a feckin' turrrn? Ah thank ye doo laddie. SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCDJimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Aye, tha' ah doo jimmah! Aye'll bee hoome in forrrty farv minarts. Did'nae git yer sporren in a twist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 I'll just ignore the bigoted views of some of my collegues regarding bunches of bananas and instead indicate that no other than the Prime Minister of Australia, the Right Honorable John Howard is now posting to this very bulletin board. He is obviously here to thank me for my services to Australia with the award of not less than the Order of Australia, in recognition of my victory over the forces of not-niceness, led my the most vile of the not-nice...SIR OGSF!!!! Lorak, rack this up: Mace (nice): 74 Sir OGSF..ABCD..WXYZ (not nice): 26 An Allied Major Victory! I have a short speech prepared for this occassion: *AHEM* 'With this award, I would like to thank my opponent for bunching up most of his infantry, and parading around in plain view of my 155mm FOs. I would also like to thank him for moving his sole Panther over the crest of a steep hill while my Sherman waited on the reverse slope. This victory would not have been possible without him! Thankewe' Mace [ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Once more, with feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Did someone just see a ghost or am I imagining things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>You know that bananas are the spiritual centerpoint of Australian culture, and their name should not be uttered in vain, much like Jehovah.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Suddenly, a loud crack is heard and huge boulder is seen to rock, topple and then begin to fall down the slope DIRECTLY TOWARD STUKA! With every passing moment it gains momentum and speed, crashing through the low, stunted growths that pass for trees in Australia. Stuka stands with mouth agape, his typical pose, but appears not to understand his impending doom. The rock takes one final leap over a bank of earth and with a might SPLATTTTT! lands directly atop the stunned and unmoving Stuka! The crowd stands hushed as a small Stuka hand, apparently still alive, emerges from beneath the huge stone. From atop the hill a small voice is heard, " 'E said Jehovah!" Joe [ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: That does it Mace, I have never been so offended in my life. You know that bananas are the spiritual centerpoint of Australian culture... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn, and here I always thought it was a Coca-Cola bottle. All that money wasted on a college education... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: I bring to you a masterful bit of poetry from our own fair Dame Emma, found lanquishing in the General Forum <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> C is for Cragganmore - Good, although a bit mild for my taste. D is for Dalwhinnie - Very nice, with a bit of a bite to it. Two down and four to go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesreidau Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 haha! What Gerbiltoy said! Hehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmatt Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Okay, i missed the launch of this one but it is indeed the new 'Official' Peng Thread sanctioned by me and Battlefront.com but mostly just me. Madmatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 I note with approval that none of the current crop of CessPoolers are to be involved in the disgusting WILD BILL RUMBLINGS of WAR Tourney being promoted on the outerboard. It is possible, I suppose, that one or more DID sign up but were wise enough to use aliases. HOWEVER ... I ALSO note that Jar O' P*ss, {alleged} squire to MrSpkr DID attempt to join the tourney only to be turned down flat. No doubt his answer to the questions posed i.e. "Describe what, in your opinion, was the most critical function of women in WW2. Provide illustrations and diagrams to support your thesis." had something to do with the decision to include him OUT ... "Oh WOW, man, like ya know, the babes in WW2 were like REALLY hot, ya know, like look at this picture dude." However his failure should in no way diminish the fact that HE TRIED TO JOIN THE TOURNEY ... and under his own name. Any respectable CessPooler who had ... these urges ... come over him would saunter over looking casual, dressed in a long overcoat with a hat pulled low over their eyes and register under a name like "Ima Psuedonym". They would NOT beg, plead and whine for a position in the tourney, send countless messages requesting updates and then finally post the following in response to the news that they had NOT been selected: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>NUTS!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not only does that have a groggly flavor to it, but it is just unseemly. Why do I bring this up? I believe that Lorak must CAREFULLY examine the cirriculum vitea of young Jar O' P*ss before he decides to make him squire to MrSpkr, in fact MrSpkr may well wish to withdraw his offer in the face of this damning evidence. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 No need for that, now Joe, the lad is young and there is time to correct his errant ways. I do wonder why Sir Marlow of all people not only joined the tournament, but was accepted amongst the grogsters? Obviously, he feared repercussions from the Poolers - why else would he apply under his *GASP* REAL LIFE name?!? Sir Shaw, an investigation may be in order . . . Does he have an excuse (i.e., is FREE BOOZE involved in this travesty), or is he simply becoming GROGGY?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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