I met Peng and challenged him and got him drunk and he didn't even has the decency to

[Slapdragon]

Stuka,

I feel your pain, but I have a solution, I just wish that there was some way to get it to you. I have a T-Shirt that says on its fron "Horse Lovers Unite" and on the back has three tasty horse recipes. Not very colorful, kind of subdued, but I thought it was so funny I bought one years back.

Perhaps you can have one made in Australia cheaper than I can send you one.

[Stuka]

I'd rather you didn't feel anything of mine, if its all the same to you.

[Slapdragon]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka:

I'd rather you didn't feel anything of mine, if its all the same to you.<hr></blockquote>

I guess you have a computer with all of the attachments, mine does not have the proper equipment for that sort of thing, so I guess you will just have to leave it to Joe Shaw fpr that sort of thing.

[Speedy]

Although Lorak is wandering off somewhere pretending to be Sylvestor Stallone, I feel I would be letting OGSF down if I did not announce the result of our most recent game. After a hardfought street battle my gallant US engineers managed to annihilate the forces of evil.

Final score 71 to 29.

As a punishment OGSF gets to be the French in our next battle.

P.S.- Mace I am going to be drunk on Saturday, so I did actually go and vote for the Stenographers today. Buggered if I know what the vote counters are going to make of my voting papers. I actually did quite a nice little nude portrait of Natasha Stott Despojitttala in here voting box.

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[Speedy]

.....SNIP.......

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[Mace]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Speedy:

P.S.- Mace I am going to be drunk on Saturday, so I did actually go and vote for the Stenographers today. Buggered if I know what the vote counters are going to make of my voting papers. I actually did quite a nice little nude portrait of Natasha Stott Despojitttala in here voting box.

<hr></blockquote>

I personally plan to show up drunk at the polling booth Saturday, it'll help ease the pain of actually deciding which of these nongs to vote for, given the 'presence', 'charisma' and decent 'policies' our current lot have!*

by the way, I'd love to see this naked picture of Natasha** you've rendered, I'm particularly keen to see just how you've depicted her voting box.

Mace

* A little note for our non-aussie peers, voting is compulsory in Australia.

** Natasha,

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[Hanns]

JEBUS KRISPY!!!!!! What the Hell is that???!?!?! The illict lesbian love child of Margaret Thatcher and Princess Diana? If you Ozzies think she's hot no wonder you're so into sheep. At least sheep don't have that XXY chromosome smile! Not that I'd know anything about sheep mind you.

Hanns

[Mace]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hanns:

Not that I'd know anything about sheep mind you. <hr></blockquote>

That's what they ALL say!!!!

Mace

[Hanns]

Boy, an insult about sheep coming from Mace is like the lütefisk calling the gefilte fish white! Amateur.........

[Edited to include this pic I found of Mace with his very own "Love Ewe". Enjoy!]

Mace and his Love Ewe P.S. You'll have to look for it

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[Mace]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hanns:

[QB]Boy, an insult about sheep coming from Mace is like the lütefisk calling the gefilte fish white! Amateur.........

[Edited to include this pic I found of Mace with his very own "Love Ewe". Enjoy!

{link removed for obvious reasons}

[QB]<hr></blockquote>

Haha, very funny......not!!!!

I'd remove the link if I was you because, mate, obviously what you've linked to is something that I don't think BTS is going to like having associated with thier site.

Besides, we don't really want to see personal pictures of what you get up to in the privacy of your own home!!!

Mace

[Slapdragon]

Yes, I have to report a sad loss to CMplayer. While I am kicking some ass in other games, I just could not defeat the huge tactical brain that is this Swede, nore could I get over the loss of two tanks and 36 infantry to Neblewerfer attacks. Still, the loss is made bearable by the knowledge that I was defeated by his skill alone.

Slapdragon, Ronin-Yojimbo Knight of the Peng Cewsspool Challenge Thread, Chief pisser offer of Simon Fox, and Ulcer Causer of Joe Shaw.

[Stuka]

Mind you, Young Natasha there is the most attractive politician we have.

Its just a shame she's as thick as two Elvis' nailed together.

Although, to her credit, I hear she shaves up just lovely.

[MrPeng]

This just in:

It seems that someone in my company thought it would be a good idea to send me away again. I suppose it is to prevent me from doing additional harm, or it could be he thinks I might actually get something of value out of a trip to COMDEX. Yes, its True. The Pod is going to Las Vegas. I will be there from 11/12 through 11/16.

What does this mean to you, the average 'pooler? Not much, unless you have a hankering to go head to head with a loud, drunken, pneumoniacal Pod in a city where the boundaries between good and evil are as blurry as my vision after a fifth of whiskey.

I will be staying, appropriately enough, at Circus/Circus, although I suspect that Zoo/Zoo wuld be even better. I will have a laptop and hub for network play, and I will be VERY THIRSTY. Gambling holds no interest for me, I know the odds aren't even worth bothering. One could do as well by throwing wads of cash to the winds. No, I will come to look at the golly-gee! computer crap the big boys are shoving down our throats for next year, to drink and to play CM, if there are, in fact, any Vegas CMers there.

Other than that, Piss off the lot of you.

Peng

[Hakko Ichiu]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>As a wiseass man once said:

Still, they understand that for it to be truly breakfast, pigs must die.

<hr></blockquote>

With that thought in mind, I offer the following:

Polymethodical Preparations of Pig Parts From the Old North State. Support our hog waste lagoons.

Of course, the true pilgrim will find his way to the cross-roads of I-95 and NC 74 in scenic Lumberton, NC.

[Joe Shaw]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Slapdragon, Ronin-Yojimbo Knight of the Peng Cewsspool Challenge Thread, Chief pisser offer of Simon Fox, and Ulcer Causer of Joe Shaw. <hr></blockquote> Hmmm, I see six issues here, let's take them in order:

Ronin: In order for one to be Ronin one must first be JAPANESE and then one must be masterless. While I know that most of us would be pleased were Berli to fall off the face of the earth, I fear that he's only on hiatus and therefore ... you are incorrect on both counts.

Yojimbo: Let's DO try to keep the CessPool on a higher plane shall we? This unfortunate reliance on colloquial phraseology is getting out of hand ... What Ho James! would serve as well and add that element of class that you so sorely lack.

Knight: Some Southern writer (you should know who) once said that a boy wasn't a man until his daddy told him he was. YOU ain't a fecking Knight until we tell you you are ... you should LIVE so long.

Cewsspool: If you MUST be careless with your typing at LEAST try to get the important stuff right!

Chief pisser offer of Simon Fox: Well THIS is all to the good ... carry on.

Ulcer Causer of Joe Shaw: Don't flatter yourself, I'm just doing my job ... since Berli won't, then I must. Think of it as policing the CessPool ... and I've got my eye on YOU boyo.

Joe

{edited for artistic reasons}

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[Leeo]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon:

Slapdragon, Ronin-Yojimbo Knight of the Peng Cewsspool Challenge Thread, Chief pisser offer of Simon Fox, and Ulcer Causer of Joe Shaw.<hr></blockquote>

Didn't you forget to add "Wanker Extraordinaire" to your title?

Where's Berli and his boot when you need him?

Speaking of putting the boot in, Berli and I put the boot to each other, garnering a draw for our troubles in a mad, menschian, micro-battle. Lot's of 'splodey things, lot's of brave, poorly led Brits (those would be mine) to die, and sneaky, hidey, mountain hugging Germs (Berli).

Quite entertaining, all in all, as I'd not previously had the pleasure of leading Sir Edmund Hillary "over the top", so to speak, in order to smoke the evildoers out of their holes where I could kill them. I had a lot of machinegun carriers, but they do surprisingly poorly at negotiating cliffs. Not to worry, though, my lads stood bravely when subjected to indirect fire. Stupid Brits.

{edited to emphasize the supreme pinnacle of Über-Wankerhood attained by Slaphappypappy}

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[imported_Wildman]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrPeng:

This just in:

I will be staying, appropriately enough, at Circus/Circus, although I suspect that Zoo/Zoo wuld be even better. I will have a laptop and hub for network play, and I will be VERY THIRSTY. Gambling holds no interest for me, I know the odds aren't even worth bothering. One could do as well by throwing wads of cash to the winds. No, I will come to look at the golly-gee! computer crap the big boys are shoving down our throats for next year, to drink and to play CM, if there are, in fact, any Vegas CMers there.

Other than that, Piss off the lot of you.

Peng<hr></blockquote>

I would suggest moving to another casino. Unless of course you enjoy vomit stained carpet and getting mugged on the way to your car in the garage. I would suggest MGM Grand, Mirage, Venitian, or Mandalay Bay.

[serious]When we go to Las Vegas for RED FLAG, we are briefed not to go to Circus Circus. The gangs in town are focusing on people in the gargage and areas just a block away from that casino. By the way, stay away from a bar called the beach. Four airman were hit with estasy in their drinks while they were there and they got rolled.[\serious]

Of course, I expect you will be visiting the

Olyimpic Gardens and Crazy Horse II in search of nubile naked woman to oggle. Don't forget to go to the top of the Stratosphere as you can most easily contact your mothership from there.

Just remember, hookers are illegal in Vegas itself so if your going to try and produce West Coast podlings, you must visit the Cherry Patch north of town.

[CMplayer]

Be it known:

Slapdragon has finally keeled over from the sheer inertia of his folly. At least he claims a loss, though there are 10 turns left in the game. It would be fun to play it out, just to see how much more of the scattered remnants of his attacking force can be quashed, but war is hell as they say. Sometimes the sunzabichz surrender before you can off 'em. We're looking at between major and total victory.

AAR: basically Slappy's Brits trotted around making targets of themselves for 20 turns but an attack worthy of the name never materialized. It was a turkey shoot. He blames it on: the terrain, bad luck, undermodelled Commonwealth troops, my gamey rickets, his hemorrhoids, but from what I've seen, the only difference between playing Slappy and playing the AI consists in the AI not making excuses.

Please JOIN ME IN A ROUSING CHORUS of better luck next time for our self styled samurai squire. And PLEASE DO NOT FORGET the stream of insulting boasts that flowed from Slappy's mouth upon commencement of the game. And PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB him as he eats them up, one by one. And finally PLEASE FORGIVE MY WANKERDOM in this admittedly nerdy and unpoolish post, but I expect this is the best way to MAKE SLAPPY TASTE HUMBLE PIE for perhaps the first time in his life.

[Edited to add a smiley]

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[Lars]

Excellent suggestions, Wildman, I’d go for the MGM Grand for a place to stay.

Peng, play nothing but nickel slots, you still get to drink for free and I know you could put a real hurt on the casinos.

Oh, take the Big Shot ride (skip the rollercoaster – lame) on the top of the Stratosphere, you’ll definitely need a drink after that one.

[Stuka]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrPeng:

I will be staying, appropriately enough, at Circus/Circus.

<hr></blockquote>

Thats nice, I stayed there myself back in '82.

Can you see if they've found my spare undies yet?

They were grey, with an extra large frontal pouch.

[MrPeng]

Gentleworms:

Thanks for the suggestions regarding the accomodations. I'll run it by my Boss and see if we can get me some alternate digs.

I am too old to have gotten into the ecstasy thing, but psychadelics do not frighten me in the least. Lay 'em on me.

As I said, I will not be putting a dime into gambling. Nickle slots or fie dallah black jack. Its all the same a losing game. I'll not be blowing my nest egg on cheap thrills and a long shot. Nossir.

Now as far as dancing, oiled, nekkid wimmin go, count me in. THAT is something I will be happy to waste my hard {huh-huh} earned money on.

Peng

[Joe Shaw]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka:

Thats nice, I stayed there myself back in '82.

Can you see if they've found my spare undies yet?

They were grey, with an extra large frontal pouch.<hr></blockquote>Isn't that cute, they made Underoos in the shape of kangaroos back then? I bet they had a little baby 'roo doll in the pouch didn't they. Did it have a tail and footsies too?

Joe

[Stuka]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Did it have a tail and footsies too?

<hr></blockquote>

No, but it had your head.

Hey! Thats what happened, I didn't lose my undies, they were stolen!

Just think Joe, right now your head is stuffed into the frontal pouch of some Las Vegian drug dealing, gangster mugger's undies.

Probably not for the first time either I'd wager.

[Joe Shaw]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka:

No, but it had your head.

Hey! Thats what happened, I didn't lose my undies, they were stolen!

Just think Joe, right now your head is stuffed into the frontal pouch of some Las Vegian drug dealing, gangster mugger's undies.

Probably not for the first time either I'd wager.<hr></blockquote>Oh ... I AM disappointed Stuka ... I'd hoped for a better response but obviously it's not to be. Too bad, after my brilliant post there was the possibility of a rollicking round of ripostes (who WAS that clown that did that ... opps, never mind, he might come back) but I suppose I should save my witter posts for someone who has the capability to take the ball and run with it (or for our Aussie friends take the ball, run with it for a while, then suddenly hit it with your other hand for no discernable reason and jump on a bunch of other guys while some clown in a white zoot suit makes "bang bang" motions with his hands.)

And quit whining about your silly AT gun, it's not MY fault you put it there.

And send a turn with your emails, it works better that way.

Joe

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[Stuka]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

And send a turn with your emails, it works better that way.

<hr></blockquote>

Schmuk! The turn was sent 5 minutes before the e-mail questioning your silly 'Murkin constitution.

Check your in-box again and this time put your glasses on.

Old people, Sheesh!