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These phrases have nothing to do with war but i think they're nice anyway.

* Army of Darkness (Evil dead 3)*

"Listen up you primates...this is my BOOMSTICK !!!"

* Soutpark *

Satan:"Puny son of Jehova, i will smash thy face into tiny bits"

Jesus replies:" Oooh...ooh yeah ?"

* Monty Python (i like chinese-song)*

"I like chinese,

They only come up to your knees,

yet they're cute and they're cuddly,

and they're ready to please"

* don't know who *

"Hiroshima '45

Tsjernobyl '86

Windows '95"

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How about:

'This is no boating accident!'

or

'Surfing's no sport, it's a way of life. It's no hobby, it's a way of lookin' at that wave and saying 'Hey Bud, let's party'

or

'My father was a relentless self-improving belengerie salesman from Belgium, with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old french prostitute named Cloey with webbed feet. My father would drink, he would womanize, he would make outragious claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaize that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons... When I was insolent I was placed in burlap and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really'.

and finally (not a movie, but one of my favorite songs),

'I had a third world girl in Buzios, with a pistol in each hand. She always kept me covered as we moved from land to land. I had a damn good run on Wall Street with my high-fashion model wife. Woke up dry beneath the African sky, just me and my swiss-army knife'

[This message has been edited by Rex (edited 10-01-99).]

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Guest Michael emrys

One of my all-time favorites:

"You can always tell an afluent Georgia farmer 'cause he's got two derelict cars up on blocks in his front yard."

Michael

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Some of my favorite Clint and Terminator movie lines:

"I'm comin' out now. If there's any man left out there, I'm gonna kill him, his whole family, and burn his damn house down." - Unforgiven

John Connor: "The cops are here."

Sarah Connor: "How many?"

JC: "Uhh, all of 'em, I think."

"A man's got to know his limitations." - Magnum Force

"I swear I won't kill anyone."

"Think of it as a seven-point suppository!"

"He taught us to storm the wire; to smash those metal motherf**kers into junk!"

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"I gots [sic] to know."

Bank robber- Dirty Harry

"A man's got know his limitations"

Eastwood- Magnum Force

SULLIVAN: My is he always so gloomy?

BUTLER: He...he reads books, sir.

SULLIVAN: Ohhhhh....

Sullivan's Travel's

"You've got the brain of a 4 year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it!"

Groucho Marx- I forget the specific movie

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. " Marx- Duck Soup

"Another Tangurey & Tab honey, and keep 'em comming" Bill Murray- Kingpin

"Sorry, Sorry..."

Graham Chapman (playing the British Colonel)- And Now for Something Completely Different

And my all time favorite...

Also from Monty Python, discussing a joke so powerful that soldiers used it as a weapon in WWII battles.

"..It was 10 times more powerful than Britian's great pre-war joke."

[cut to picture of Neville Chamberlin holding up peace acord with Hitler]

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"Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal"

Dwight D. Eisenhower

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-- "You have insulted me, you have insulted my family and you have insulted the Shaolin Temple. Now you must die." Bruce Lee, "Enter the Dragon" (not verbatim)

-- "First you get the coke, then you get the money, then you get power, and then you get the women."

-- Frank: Please don't shoot me, Tony!

Tony: Don't worry, Frank. I ain't going to shoot you. Hey, Manolo, shoot this piece of sh1t.

-- "Columbians. I hate f--king Columbians."

-- "Hey, Manny, look at the pelican. Fly, pelican, fly."

-- "You think you're something special? Who the f--k are you? shoots assasin in head Look at you now!"

-- "Say hello to my little friend!"

All the above from Scarface and uttered by Al Pacino. Herewith my favorite line from the movie:

-- "You tell your friend I kill Communists for fun...but for a Green Card I'm gonna carve him up real nice."

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-- "I remember every detail -- The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."

-- Heinze: Can you imagine us in London?

Rick: When you get there, ask me.

Strasser: How about New York?

Rick: There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I would not advise you to try to invade.

-- Renault: I am shocked -- shocked -- to find that there is gambling going on in here!

Croupier: Your winnings, sir.

-- "Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."

All from "Casablanca".

And finally:

-- "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" The Princess Bride

Many more, obviously, but time and space do not permit.

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Ethan

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Das also war des Pudels Kern! -- Goethe

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Say "what?" one more time! -Pulp Fiction

Call me when you have no class. -Rodney Dangerfield Back to School.

Surely you must be Kidding.

I'm not kidding. And quit calling me shirley.

Make him and offer he can't refuse.- Godfather

The courtroom scene in Airplane when that old lady translate's Jive talk.

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kevin Peltz:

"You gonna pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?"- Clint Eastwood in "Outlaw Josie Wales"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Love that show. How about his comment to the bounty hunter.

"Dying ain't much of a living boy" - josey wales

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What you see depends mainly upon what you look for.

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rookie:

The entire Boot Camp Sequence from "Full Metal Jacket"

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eg, Oooh, I like you, you can come over to my house and f@#$! my sister! - FMJ D.S.

TEXAS? Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like a bull- FMJ D.S.

I want that head so clean and squared away that the Virgin Mary Herself would be proud to take a dump- FMJ D.S.

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What you see depends mainly upon what you look for.

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Well it's no secret that Aliens is one of my favourite movies:-

"We're getting our asses kicked...It's Game over man, Game over"

- Hudson to all

"They only come out at night....mostly"

- Nute to Ripley

"This little girl survived for 17 days with no weapons or training...now pull it together Hudson..I'm sick of your bull****"

- Ripley to Hudson smile.gif

"let me introduce you to a special friend of mine - the M-41A Pulse Rifle"

- Hicks to Ripley

"You always were an asshole Gorman"

- Vasquez

Craig

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[This message has been edited by Aussie Smith (edited 09-28-2000).]

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