bauhaus Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: *Cautious sniff* Hmm, smells a bit like KY love jelly, no wonder you keep wanting to stand up..... Botty a little tender is it? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well if you'd take your nose out of my arse and quit the sniffing, maybe I wouldn't have to lube it up and my "botty" could heal on it's own time. Now, think you could put your nose elsewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 The map of Mount Peng is well underway. Prepare to do battle over such wonderous terrain features as Peng's Peak, Peng's Falls, the Crack of Peng, and Peng's Anus. Bask in the grandeur of the highest peak that CM allows (stoopid hight limit). Traverse dangerous roads up the face of a mountain and pugilate for your principles precariously perched on Peng's Prominant Promontory. Who shall do battle to be crowned Lord of Mount Peng? And BTW, can anyone shed any light on what the SSPeiper deal was? The old threads are deleted. ------------------ "Nuts!" [This message has been edited by Croda (edited 11-16-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 Ya Adorc. He is some punk kid that was posting some neo-nazi garbage back a few months ago. He was asked to refrain from doing so, trying to glorify some of the atrocities, but chose to keep it up. In this latest adventure he posted several new topics such as; Raise Your Hand If You Want A Shower, showing concentration camp victims. Also one named; Who Wants A Pair Of Nike's with a pic of thousands of shoes taken from camp victims. Just a mis-guided youth I suspect. He just needs a little.....er....attention. vs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 Funny that I did a search yep just like wiped from history.. good riddence to that floppy two-bit nurgling!... but I found this cute baby.. aaahhh the beginings of a real jerk in the works.. here.. I laughed and laughed.. cuz I know Stukas humor ... all be it twisted and warped.. me likes..hehe.. you crack me up stupid.... --------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad: He just needs a little.....er....attention. vs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Can attention be applied with crowbars and meathooks? If so, I volunteer. ------------------ Grand Poobah of the fresh fire of Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 Far above the Pool of Cess, in the realm of the CM titans, in one of the more rundown neighborhoods, a rather shabby temple rises from an weed strewn yard. Inside, in the deep shadows, high on a decaying throne (one of the old high water-pressure jobs that have been outlawed by the EPA, and are smuggled in from Canada) Rune, Beta-God, Knight of the Old Order, sits in contemplation of his future and navel (not necessarily in that order). Profound thoughts ruminate in his languid brain: *…how can I continue to avoid battle with the crafty Morse … what should I do about that whelp Marlow, I see trouble ahead with that one … why do small children run in terror when I go for a walk in the park … how do they get all of those chocolate chips into a toll-house cookie…* He stirs from his stupor, rises heavily on his staff, and lurches to a table piled high with arcane implements (including the mystical NDA). He waves his hand over a smoking candle, and peers intently at the scene coalescing within the smoke... The Young Squire Marlow enters a cavern somewhere deep under Island Newbia. Liquid corruption from the Cesspool seeps through the earth over the cave and forms a metronome drip upon the cavern floor. Smokey torches gutter in the recesses, their dim light fails to reach the ceiling above. Marlow observes the proper forms as he prepares a sacrifice to his Dark Lord … (disembodied voice) Squire Marlow, what do you bring me? (Startled, looks around and falls quickly to his knees) Sire, I bring you an offering in honor of your impending death match with JDmorse. (Chuckles) Foolish one, there will be no battle, I have the NDA, I am protected from his challenge. But my Lord, surely you will not hide behind contracts and legalisms? That is what I would expect from Morose Esq., not the Brave Sir Robin … er, Rune! (Exasperated) Never mind that! What is the offering,? Let me see. (Marlow brings forward a tray with an vaguely animal shaped lump of meat on it). What is that?? It is a weasel, to be sent up as a burnt offering in honor of the feud with the lawyer, I thought … Its not a weasel, its made of Spam! Well you see, (tugging at his collar) the PETA people had this huge protest going down at the ACME sacrificial animal barn, and … I don't care! I demand a true sacrifice! Next time bring me one of the protesters instead! As you wish Sire. Have you brought news from the Pool? Yes your Darkishness, it would seem that the Pool threatens to be consumed by Political Correctness. The pool wenches are making demands that no Squire would dare make, and most of the brave Knights are lining up to kiss their petite behinds. In fact, YK2 has gotten so out of hand, she almost ripped off shandorfff's manhood. If it wasn't for Croda and the rest of crew of PBR Meat Thang (AKA PT 212) he would have been a goner for sure. I am above such foolishness, I couldn't even get it up anymore if Anna Kornikova did a lap dance for me. What else. Meeks is having delusions of adequacy again, he is mumbling things about becoming First Lord of Peng, or King of the CessPool or some other such nonsense. Poor deranged fool, doesn't he understand that there is not form or structure to the thread? Let the looney rave. Tell me of more important things. Have you begun the dissection of Morse and his henchmen? Yes, it has begun my Lord I am at war with the three headed Mongrel Morsian Mut. Morse and PeterNZ will fight me in QBs shrouded in night or heavy fog. Croda will die on the battlefield of your devising. Although, might I say that your evilness appears to be a little rusty. For all your talk of evil and pain, the little tilt you created appears to be a stroll in the park compared to the nastiness devised by Chupacabana for my battle with Hiram. That map is evilness distilled. Chuppy is the only being I know who could grow taller taking Viagra. (Growling) Careful impudent pup! Also, Cpt. Cruda continues to patrol the Schloss like some deranged David Hasslehoff. Now that I am planing his imminent topplement, he has given orders to his crew to shoot on sight should they see me on the Schloss. I've had to muffle the engine, and camouflage the paint job on my dingy (sit down Bauhaus) "Old PissPot." Yes, be careful of Crawdad, he may appear to be dim, but he has an animal cunning about him… Anything further? I have a plan for Kurtz-a-chai … Silence! Your little personal squabble must wait until my bidding is done. Speak no more of it. (the great one yawns) I have grown tired of your voice, crawl out of here, there's killin to be done. Marlow retires Rune hobbles back to his throne, and sinks back into deep thought *… Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't …* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 Posted elsewhere by Crudogfacedboy <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>There invariably seems to come a time during a game when I issue forth an: "Exactly what was it about this plan that made me think it would work?" Followed shortly thereafter by:[headinhands]I can not believe I'm going to lose again.[/headinhands] And though rarely spoken aloud, my fingers always seem to find a way to : Alt-U Damn I hate that keystroke!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My faithful squire, isn't time to unclasp those bony and shriveled fingers and once again go to the source, the balm for your self loathing and stroke those keys once again. You know you do, you feel them calling you, release, it will be soooo easy. Your toppelment is at hand, embrace the darkness. SleepswithSheepNZ Your toppelment has already occurred, the only question is how much more goo and viscera I have to scrape from my tank treads. Chupbacca said a few days ago: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> JDHorseface certainly does have an interesting take on our game. Funny, considering what's about to happen to him.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well I have been on pins and needles, let me tell you. Fitfully sleeping have I been. Worried I was. Dreadful things he promised. So finally the turn, of which much was promised arrives. With much shaking and tremebling of bowels I hit "play". Smashing and horrible artillery falls from the grey antedeluvian sky, a lone tank brews up. Damn....that was fine. It was his tank, perhaps his last, and the artillery plowed some nice furrows in the empty fields. My Panthers and lick their claws at the meal in front of them. MeekHamsterMessianichandchosenAntichrist has been reduced to observing "Gee I think I got one of your TC's, huh?" Meanwhile the flags fall, and a whole world of hurt is coming his way.....and I deliver on what I promise. MarlmuttofRune and Hieryomus proceed apace.Lessartyowes a turn. Cough it up bagel boy. ------------------ Lord High Chamberlain of the Pool [This message has been edited by jdmorse (edited 11-16-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 Using my own words against me? What are you, a bloody lawyer or something? ------------------ "Nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 ------------------ Lord High Chamberlain of the Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 My bad, ugly DP due to timedelay, can Cesspoolnarok be far away? [This message has been edited by jdmorse (edited 11-16-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted November 16, 2000 Share Posted November 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jdmorse: Can Cesspoolnarok be far away? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Speaking of which. Ah jest did th' man'ato'y backup of th' Pool as required by mah charge. Unless Meeks wants to fight for that too? ------------------ And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Speaking of which. Ah jest did th' man'ato'y backup of th' Pool as required by mah charge. Unless Meeks wants to fight for that too? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> mercy bo koo mon kapitan al ew etta junte al ew etta ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Al ew etta junte al ew etta <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ROFLLL Hiram you drunkard, I had to close my eyes and blinked tears away just when you pretend to make sense out of the stereoscopic printings some fashionable jerks had pinned to their walls. After much poundering I finally made some sense out of it. It's some bloody French!! Now you do have the rythm but the actual lyrics are: Allouette, gentille alouette... I dunno what's you're taking but I'm willing to bet it's not legit in most of your place. ------------------ And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Originally posted by PawBroon: Speaking of which. Ah jest did th' man'ato'y backup of th' Pool as required by mah charge. Unless Meeks wants to fight for that too? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> mercy bo koo mon kapitan al ew etta junte al ew etta Now why don't they teach it that way at my French class? It would be sooooooooo much easier, Hey Hiram, fancy translating my latest homework for me? should be good for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 Just run it through Babelfish...that thing translates clean as a whistle! Juste traversez-le à travers Babelfish... cette chose traduit propre comme un sifflement! Just cross - the through Babelfish... this thing translates clean like a hiss! See what I mean? ------------------ "Nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 I had to go phonetic on ya. Can ya diggit? Want me to try out some Japanese now? Dont touch my mustache ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 I know Spanish: S-O-C K-S??? ------------------ "Nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: I know Spanish: S-O-C K-S??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> aye carumba mi croda is muy estupidio y fayo y guapo ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 From the Small yappy dogs....can they be used as barrel cleaners for the 105mm? thread: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: Only if you shove a stick up their butt and glue them on <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Peter, Peter, Peter, The sheep will be jealous. [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-16-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: Damnit I can't see my post to edit it, why won't it refresh!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Introducing the new bulletin board with improved content vetting AI, especially designed to stop mindless drivel being posted! uh oh, I think we're in trouble!!! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: you make me stupid.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Never a truer word has passed your lips, you dopey knigget. All hail the words of wisdom spoken by Sir Mensch of Thingey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 "Game Updates", or "Give me the low-down" Sheepster: With any luck, either of us might have a platoon to count at the end of this one. Crawdad: You, slimeball, have the luckiest friggin MkIV I have ever seen in my life! A rear quarter panel gadzooka shot that fails to kill, and you perched lovingly adjacent to the VL flag means I have to kill that can. Ahh well, next turn maybe. Jeff: Let's process some turns already... Stuka: We are engaged in a lighthearted contest to see whose green troops break and run home to mommy first. the other side will undoubtedly be the victor. Outside the pool: As if it matters, but one battle should be decided fairly easily. My opponent had a sherman and a stuart taken out, which were supposed to be supporting three or four platoons of infantry in a large set of woods on my left. I am 32 seconds away from raining 1 Fo's worth of 75mm, and two Fo's worth of 105mm on those poor troopers. His one TD ran away at the sight of my Zug of hunting MkIVGs. ------------------ To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Jeff: Let's process some turns already... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, watch it there old man, or else I will get all Geritol on yo' ass! I sent you your turn last night! Didn't you get it? Or were you to busy reading the book of the month from the "Men who love boys" club? Jeff [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 11-16-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 An Early Update; J-O 87 What can I say? His tanks have managed to take out mine. Now it has degenerated into a battered infantry slugfest in a burnt out town. I still have a few tricks up my sleave bit this one is nearing comletion. Herr Eggbert I think you were talking about me in that post unless you are also playing 'stuka' in a pathetic attempt to re-enact The Ost Front. The question seems to be who can not break and run the fastest will win. Damn green troops! Adorc Still very early but the troops of Croda, who have been summoned from the 5th Plane of Hell and are natives of a frozen wasteland, are advancing on Vonican city as we speak.(5 churces no doubt) The Powers of Good will prevail and cast the denziens of evil back to the outer planes where they can spend eternity in their lustfull orgies. VS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Stuka: We are engaged in a lighthearted contest to see whose green troops break and run home to mommy first. the other side will undoubtedly be the victor. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Herr Obelisk, have you been smoking toenail clippings again? My dance card is pretty full these days and is growing at an exponential rate, but I'm kinda sure we don't have a game at present. Wishfull thinking on your part perhaps? Well take a number, buddy and join the que! ------------------ Torture you? That...That's a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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